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Old 02-16-2011, 08:46 AM
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Old 02-16-2011, 08:51 AM
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She read it in Tiger Beat magazine, it must be true!
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Tiger Beat!? Dude, I haven't read that since I was, like, 9!
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Old 02-16-2011, 04:20 PM
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Tiger Beat!? Dude, I haven't read that since I was, like, 9!
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Old 02-16-2011, 06:22 PM
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Dude, I'm 23.
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Tiger Beat!? Dude, I haven't read that since I was, like, 9!
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Dude, I'm 23.
And here I would have gone with Professor.


And for what it's worth, if you talk like a 10 year old, people are going to treat you like a 10 year old. I'm just saying . . .
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Old 02-18-2011, 01:01 AM
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Friends, this slut represents EVERYTHING that is wrong with false Christianity! She claims to have found Jesus, she DENIES her porno past, and she, A WOMAN, leads thousands of followers astray every Sunday as she lie and lies and LIES from her whore's pulpit!

Well, I'll not stand idly by and watch as this slut from Hell destroys what we hold dear! If I have to look at a MILLION disgusting nude pictures of this Satanic tramp, I'll do it! Why you ask? Because THAT is the kind of True Chirstian that I am! Glory!
Such dreadful use of italics! YOU clearly do not KNOW how to USE such FUNCTIONS.
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Old 02-18-2011, 10:15 AM
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Such dreadful use of italics! YOU clearly do not KNOW how to USE such FUNCTIONS.
Captain Portway, as a True Christian, is your host, as this is his internet home.

You, Mr. John Calvin, are the guest in his home.

The rules of common courtesy demand that you be polite and respectful to your host, or excuse yourself.

Are you a participating member of society who follows the rules of common courtesy? Or are you an ignorant savage that rampages through the house, roaring with vitriol and entangling himself in the drapes in a fit of defecation?
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Such dreadful use of italics! YOU clearly do not KNOW how to USE such FUNCTIONS.
Neither do you!

Perhaps you should waste less time whining about typography and more time reading the Holy Bible!





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Once a whore, always a whore... trying to defile the pulpit.
Nonsense! A whore can stop sinning, repent and choose Jesus! We have several ex-whores in our Church. Jesus even revirginized some of them!
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I am shocked,dismayed and saddened by this revelation. Porn star pastor? Can society sink to a depth lower than this? I think not. I've had to rinse my eyes out with vinegar in an effort to erase those depraved images. Baby Jesus must be crying at this moment. Is it any wonder that our young are being lured into atheism with false "Christians" such as this strumpet tarnishing our image? Were I Jesus, I'd send a lightning bolt right up her exposed cooter! Yea Verily Amen!!
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I am shocked,dismayed and saddened by this revelation. Porn star pastor? Can society sink to a depth lower than this? I think not. I've had to rinse my eyes out with vinegar in an effort to erase those depraved images. Baby Jesus must be crying at this moment. Is it any wonder that our young are being lured into atheism with false "Christians" such as this strumpet tarnishing our image? Were I Jesus, I'd send a lightning bolt right up her exposed cooter! Yea Verily Amen!!
A fair and just Biblical punishment Sir.
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Brothers and Sisters,
As one of the foremost experts on both disgusting pornographical images and slutty celebrity lesbians here at Landover, I decided it was up to me to bring this slattern to your attentions. Meet Pastor Melissa Scott:



“Pastor” Melissa Scott!?!? Perhaps Mrs. Scott is unfamiliar with 1st Corinthians!




Since this whore has no authority to call herself a Pastor, maybe I should call her by her porno name, Barbi (or Barbie) Bridges. I have, with my typical skill, subtly edited the horrific images that follow so they are fit for viewing by my fellow Landoverians. However, if you are offended by images of wanton harlotry, sexual debaucheries, or pornolesbiality, you may not want to view this thread.


Attachment 15473

Can you believe this slut dares to preach God’s Word? Unbelievable!


Just so you know, this lesbo WHORE doesn't stop at simply displaying her breasts and splayed open cooter for all to see! No! Among other things, she engages in filthy sapphic displays of actual hardcore dyke sex!!!

Attachment 15474

This woman claims to be CHRISTIAN!!! Pah I say, PAH!


Friends, this slut represents EVERYTHING that is wrong with false Christianity! She claims to have found Jesus, she DENIES her porno past, and she, A WOMAN, leads thousands of followers astray every Sunday as she lie and lies and LIES from her whore's pulpit!

Well, I'll not stand idly by and watch as this slut from Hell destroys what we hold dear! If I have to look at a MILLION disgusting nude pictures of this Satanic tramp, I'll do it! Why you ask? Because THAT is the kind of True Chirstian that I am! Glory!




Capt. A. Portway.. what were you doing anyway that you came across these pictures???!!!!
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Old 02-25-2011, 09:18 PM
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Capt. A. Portway.. what were you doing anyway that you came across these pictures???!!!!
Listen whore, I had to FORCE myself to look at those porno pictures!

I have literally HUNDREDS of pictures of this Jezebel on my computer hard driver discs! And if I have to look at a MILLION of them, I'll do it! This slut must be stopped, and I'm just the kind of True Christian™ it takes to deal with tramps like Melissa Scott aka Barbi Bridges!

Here's yet another disgusting image that I censored to show just how AWFUL Pastor Melissa Scott is!

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I know it's hard to tell because of my expert censoring, but in this image, the slattern is clearly pleasuring her ladyparts with her left hand. The look of ecstasy on her tart face shows that she actually enjoys splaying herself open for all the world to see! Shocking!

This is the sort of wanton photographic behavior that could drive a lesser man to abuse himself, sitting alone in front of his computer screen, with no one else around, as he stares unblinkingly at her nubile whore's body! THAT is why I force myself to do this, to protect the unsaved from this slut's evil clutches!
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Has anyone ever noticed how her hair never changes on TV? I'm starting to wonder if these programs of hers are all just reruns from whenever she was still attractive.
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This is the sort of wanton photographic behavior that could drive a lesser man to abuse himself, sitting alone in front of his computer screen, with no one else around, as he stares unblinkingly at her nubile whore's body! THAT is why I force myself to do this, to protect the unsaved from this slut's evil clutches!
Captain, I appreciate all of your efforts and your selfless determination to ferret these repulsive pictures out of the darkness and put them up for display so that the light of day will drive them from the Earth!



Truth be told, I seek out your threads so I can see what we're up against.

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Captain, I appreciate all of your efforts and your selfless determination to ferret these repulsive pictures out of the darkness and put them up for display so that the light of day will drive them from the Earth!



Truth be told, I seek out your threads so I can see what we're up against.

KNOW YOUR ENEMY!!!
Thank you for your support Brother!

It fills my heart with the love of Jesus when I'm told that my work to "ferret out" the evils of the pornography has touched the life of a potential future True Christian™

In that light, here is another horrible picture of Pastor Melissa Scott, when she was of course known as Barbi Bridges, cavorting with not one but TWO lesbian porno girls. As we all know, Jesus HATES lesbians!

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Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:

Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.

For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
Romans 1:24-26
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