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Old 02-26-2011, 03:34 PM
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Thank you for your support Brother!

It fills my heart with the love of Jesus when I'm told that my work to "ferret out" the evils of the pornography has touched the life of a potential future True Christian™

In that light, here is another horrible picture of Pastor Melissa Scott, when she was of course known as Barbi Bridges, cavorting with not one but TWO lesbian porno girls. As we all know, Jesus HATES lesbians!


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I fear what our great Lord and Saviour would do to these harlots if he walked in on them ! What would Jesus do, indeed!?
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Old 02-26-2011, 09:39 PM
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Listen whore, I had to FORCE myself to look at those porno pictures!
The lord bless you and keep you for your dedication sir! Amen!
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Old 03-01-2011, 12:57 AM
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Listen whore, I had to FORCE myself to look at those porno pictures!
I don't think my stomach is strong enough to watch a naked woman engaging in this kind of lewdness. You are a stronger man than I am, Captain.
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Old 03-01-2011, 01:03 AM
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I don't think my stomach is strong enough to watch a naked woman engaging in this kind of lewdness. You are a stronger man than I am, Captain.
Thank you Brother. Truth be told, I don't think I could stand it either without the help of our Lord. I like to think that as I'm looking at picture after disgusting picture, sometimes for hours without a break, that Jesus is right there by my side, looking at the exact same pictures as I am, giving my the strength to carry on my Christian duty! Glory!
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Old 07-03-2012, 02:34 AM
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Default Re: Pastor Melissa Scott - The Ex Pornstar! Warning: GRAPHIC PORN!

Hey, this whore updated here website page, and now we can all tell her how much of a whore we know she is! Isn't that great? Look!

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Pastor Scott wants to know that you're out there and watching. A LIVE person (Voice of Faith) is standing by 24/7 to take your messages. Call every time you tune in to leave Pastor a positive message regarding:

1. Your response to the teaching.

2. Prayer Requests for you and your family that will be given directly to Pastor Scott.

3. Promises from the Bible that you can claim with a Voice of Faith (under the direction of Matthew: 18:19 that when two agree in FAITH on a promise of God, "...it shall be done for them of my Father which is in Heaven").

4. Your Commitments: Tithes, offerings, attendance of a Sunday Service or other participation.

Call now and tell Pastor Scott you're visiting her website!
And it won't cost us a dime! I was calling about once an hour until they blocked my number, but then I got one of those prepaid cell phones and started up again! If we all start calling her all the time, maybe we can convince her to stop lying to people about not being a porn slut and maybe she'll quit her phony false Christian ministry. Remember, we're not doing this to be mean, we're doing the Lord's work! Praise!
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Old 07-03-2012, 02:57 AM
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WhAt a hypocrite . I called and asked how I could be "porn again" and they were very rude haha. Rev Jim Osborne could teach her a thing or two, that vial hypocrite.
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And as far as this porno tramp being fluent in "twenty languages"
I don't know about all 20, but I'm pretty sure she speaks French and Greek.
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While I understand the need for censorship, I must disagree with the use of slices of otherwise delicious pies to hide the wicked parts. I, and, I'm sure, many others here have feelings of revulsion at the thought of eating a slice of pie, no matter what kind thereof. This, hopefully should pass when the darkness fades.
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Just further living proof of how NO charity is to be found among Churchianity...I see you're resorting to tactless namecalling.

Based on Matthew 5:22, I have to wonder whether you like your eternity original-recipe or extra-crispy.
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Just further living proof of how NO charity is to be found among Churchianity...I see you're resorting to tactless namecalling.

Based on Matthew 5:22, I have to wonder whether you like your eternity original-recipe or extra-crispy.
Did you actually read the verse you quoted?

Show me where a True Christian™ has called another a fool.
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