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Old 01-08-2012, 02:28 AM
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In an unsurprising development today someone complained about Papa John's pizza calling it like it is. Check out this link:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...n_1191434.html

I don't see what the big deal is. I mean what else is the guy supposed to do? The computer system demands that he enter a name, she didn't give one, and she's chinky the eyes! Notice that throughout the entire article she never posts a picture of herself so that we, the God-fearing Internet public, can see if she does have chinky eyes or not. What is she hiding? I suspect she does have chinky eyes and is just trying to trick Papa John's and to giving her some free pizza. she does have chinky eyes she probably ordered pizza with sweet-and-sour sauce! Oh yeah, we can't tell because she did post that part of her receipt. What is she hiding??

She's probably some sort of occupy Wall Street hippie looking for a free meal and trying to tear down the establishment. Talk about job killing! She should put down her malice and open a Bible. Maybe then she would learn that it is against the 10 Commandments to bear false witness.
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Old 01-08-2012, 03:00 AM
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What's the problem here? Why is it that these radical liberals all choose to deny reality? That slope girl DID have chinky eyes!

I deal with this all the time.
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In the interests of social justice and calling out this violator of the Lord's Commandments, our DoF has done some investigation. She indeed is a chink, and for the life of me I can't understand what she was doing in a fast food pizza joint. She should be down in chinktown ordering Moo goo gai pan.

The clerk was indeed respectful – he preferenced the name with "Lady" ("lady chinky eyes"). The LIEbrals take no shame in coming on our Godly Forum and calling us hayseeds, rednecks, and crackers. I'll bet chinky eyes is all lawyered up now and enjoying her Andy Warhol 15 minutes of fame.

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UPDATE: Papa John's has responded to the incident on Facebook. A post on its official page reads:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...n_1191434.html
We were extremely concerned to learn of the receipt issue in New York. This act goes against our company values, and we've confirmed with the franchisee that this matter was addressed immediately and that the employee is being terminated. We are truly sorry for this customer's experience.
I'll bet she is feeling really good now – her self-absorbed antics have caused a low wage clerk to loose their job in the midst of the worst Obama economy since the great depression (Obamapression). Who knows how many mouths of children will go unfed tonight. Anyone want to wager that she is an Obama voter?
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1.) How do we know the "receipt's" even real? It's posted on the Internets and 4 hours later the restaurant's forced to apologize? Such is the power of the Yellow Menace.



2.) How do we know there isn't a new pop star out there, like Lady Ga-Ga, the clerk didn't mistake her for? It could have been a compliment!! But you just can't satisfy some people.

Anyway, too many questions for me to feel comfortable with this witch hunt!
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It's only a reference to her natural appearance. If it said "Lady Dog Eater", maybe she would have a reason to be upset.

I think this woman was just looking for a payday. She probably lost her manicurist job to this bad economy and now is looking for an easy way out.
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