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Old 02-09-2012, 02:14 AM
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It sounds like a possessed man trying to pass a whole demon from his rectum.
Agreed. Slayer is sinful and an abomination to all that is good and just in the world.

I've also discovered a band named "Cannabis Corpse" (a joke reference to another "death metal" band named Cannibal Corpse) who sing almost entirely about marijuana. I'm appalled that bands can condone such horrific acts against God.
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While the songs mentioned thus far in this thread are indeed an abomination in the eyes of the Lord with which the artists will soon be serenading Satan himself, I think there is no other song that threatens the very moral, Christian foundations of our society such as this one:




While Mr. Armstrong praises the "trees of green", and "skies of blue", he refuses to acknowledge that all of this is the doing of our Creator. And you know that God gets PISSED when he doesn't get credit for His work

1 Chronicles 16:25
For great is the LORD, and greatly to be praised: he also is to be feared above all gods.

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This also were an iniquity to be punished by the judge: for I should have denied the God that is above.

Not to mention, the pedophilic and homersexual undertones in Mr. Armstrong's references to the "pretty" "colors of the rainbow" and "watching babies grow" is despicable.
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While Mr. Armstrong praises the "trees of green", and "skies of blue", he refuses to acknowledge that all of this is the doing of our Creator.
Thank you for exposing this sacrilegeous, talentless hack. The only reason anyone pays any attention to Louis Armstrong is because he was black, and, to the liberal elite, negroes can do no wrong.
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I don't know if this is the defining anti-Christian song out there, but I really do not care to find out. I had trouble listening to several tracks, and just decided on this one. The title is a dead giveaway...

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Absolutely horrible!
I agree, it is horrible! It ranks right up there with Ozzy Osbourne biting the head off a bat, or Til Lindemann simulating gay sex on stage!

All antics geared toward teenagers who think it's "rebellious". All they're doing is buying a ticket to Hell.
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Mary had a little lamb,
little lamb, little lamb,
Mary had a little lamb,
whose fleece was white as snow.

And everywhere that Mary went,
Mary went, Mary went,
and everywhere that Mary went,
the lamb was sure to go.

It followed her to school one day
school one day, school one day,
It followed her to school one day,
which was against the rules.

It made the children laugh and play,
laugh and play, laugh and play,
it made the children laugh and play
to see a lamb at school.

And so the teacher turned it out,
turned it out, turned it out,
And so the teacher turned it out,
but still it lingered near,

And waited patiently about,
patiently about, patiently about,
And waited patiently about
till Mary did appear.

"Why does the lamb love Mary so?"
Love Mary so? Love Mary so?
"Why does the lamb love Mary so,"
the eager children cry.

"Why, Mary loves the lamb, you know."
The lamb, you know, the lamb, you know,
"Why, Mary loves the lamb, you know,"
the teacher did reply.
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Mary had a little lamb,

"Why, Mary loves the lamb, you know,"
the teacher did reply.
Thank you for sharing this Papist horror with us, friend! As we all know, Mary is the woman God used to bear Himself when He came to Earth as Jesus (the Lamb). This song reinforces the Catholic cult's belief that Jesus is subordinate to Mary, whom they call the "Queen of Heaven". They pray to her and ask her to make Jesus do things for them!

As Jesus said the last time Mary demanded something of Him (wine):

John 2:4

Jesus saith unto her, Woman, what have I to do with thee? mine hour is not yet come.
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"Why does the lamb love Mary so?"
..Mary so? ..Mary so?
"Why does the lamb love Mary so,"
the eager children cry.

"Why, Mary loves the lamb, you know."
..lamb, you know ..lamb, you know,
"Why, Mary loves the lamb, you know,"
the teacher did reply.
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Thank you for exposing this sacrilegeous, talentless hack. The only reason anyone pays any attention to Louis Armstrong is because he was black, and, to the liberal elite, negroes can do no wrong.

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Well, here you guys go.


[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXlIaBO80AU[/yt]

Morte et dabo
Morte et dabo

So he came forth and said onto me
Son, you are forsaken
Condemned for the sins that you live
I offer you forgiveness

Bow down before me
Bow down before me

I will never bow to he who claims to be divine
I'll tear down your gates with my bare piffleing hands
And burn the world that you rule over
No matter how convinced you are, you're not a god of mine

I never believed in you
From what I see it was justified
I never believed in you

This power over the masses is a gift you don't deserve
When your blood spills, we'll drink from your skull
You can run, you can hide

Bitch
I'll piffleing find you
I'll tear your eyes out of your self-righteous face
Lord
I'll piffleing find you
I'll tear your tongue out of your rancid piffleing mouth

Heaven will, burn to the piffleing ground
Your world will crumble, and fall from the skies
Blood will spill, and rain upon the earth
Your reign is over, and I'll wear your crown
This is your demise
I know you feel it in your chest
This is your demise
It's getting closer
This is your demise
I'm creeping from the depths of hell
This is your demise
I know where you sleep

I never believed in you
From what I can see it was justified
I never believed in you

What a way to end the world
With false hope in a false god
What a way to end the world
With false hope in you
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Well, here you guys go.
Please remove this filth at once. Do we go to your website of queer homosexual pornography and post Bible verses? A little respect would be nice from you, our guest.
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Please remove this filth at once. Do we go to your website of queer homosexual pornography and post Bible verses? A little respect would be nice from you, our guest.
Hahaha, surely queer and homosexual are the same thing.

Personally, I imagine you have a problem with most bands. I am a big fan of a band call Queen. I would actually say that their homosexual front man was a God, I worship the ability to had to capture a crowd.
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Please remove this filth at once. Do we go to your website of queer homosexual pornography and post Bible verses? A little respect would be nice from you, our guest.
Perhaps you missed the title of this thread? I'm sharing my opinion of a terrible song, just as everyone else has. I don't agree with it, nor do I support it.
My website of queer, homosexual pornography? Can you please tell me what website this is? If I had a website like that, which I wouldn't, because it is wrong, I would welcome everyone here to come in and post Bible verses.
I've given respect, just as I always do. The only reason you're ruffled up about this, is that I'm a new member.
My song, was no more disgusting than the other trash posted in this thread.
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Perhaps you missed the title of this thread? I'm sharing my opinion of a terrible song, just as everyone else has. I don't agree with it, nor do I support it.
My website of queer, homosexual pornography? Can you please tell me what website this is? If I had a website like that, which I wouldn't, because it is wrong, I would welcome everyone here to come in and post Bible verses.
I've given respect, just as I always do. The only reason you're ruffled up about this, is that I'm a new member.
My song, was no more disgusting than the other trash posted in this thread.
That was not clear in your post. And you're right, it is because you're a new member. If you'll look around, you'll notice we are persecuted constantly by new posters.

I'm sorry I missed your point, dear, but maybe you should have stated what your point was. We welcome you to join us in praising Him, but please be more careful about posting foul language. We have children who seek guidance here, you know.
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That was not clear in your post. And you're right, it is because you're a new member. If you'll look around, you'll notice we are persecuted constantly by new posters.

I'm sorry I missed your point, dear, but maybe you should have stated what your point was. We welcome you to join us in praising Him, but please be more careful about posting foul language. We have children who seek guidance here, you know.
I know you guys are. It was that belittling by people that brought me here in the first place. I wanted to see what all of the fuss was about, and once I've read a few things, I've come to the conclusion that the fuss is unwarranted.
It's okay. Completely understandable in my eyes.
In the future, I will be more careful.
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Personally, I imagine you have a problem with most bands. I am a big fan of a band call Queen. I would actually say that their homosexual front man was a God, I worship the ability to had to capture a crowd.
Yes, I hear he was pozitively infectious.



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The blasphemous band name and implications of either tolerating mulattos, or a nigras in sheep's clothing are enough for me to warn you of this potentially deafness-inducing song. The lyrics are somewhat vague in their delivery, but if you read between the lines, you'll realize how dangerous it is to our nation's youth if they're listening to this atheist revolt trash. The music itself sounds like someone defecating through a cheese grater. BE WARNED.



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Originally Posted by The Lyrics
We are the leaders of tomorrow.
We are the ones to have the fun.
We want control. We want the power.
Not gonna stop until it comes.
(chorus)
We are not Jesus Christ.
We are not fascist pigs.
We are not capitalist industrialists.
We are not communists. We are the one.
We will build a better tommorow.
The youth of today will be the tool.
American children made for survival.
Fate and our destiny we shall rule.
(Chorus)
I am the one who brings you the future.
I am the one who buries the past.
A new species rises up from the ruins.
I am the one who is made to last.
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Additional warning for anyone who can manage to listen for more than a minute - there is some sort of "instrumental" solo from1:52 to 2:04 during which it would be wise to disable the sound, it'd be an ideal vehicle for subliminal demons.
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Additional warning for anyone who can manage to listen for more than a minute - there is some sort of "instrumental" solo from1:52 to 2:04 during which it would be wise to disable the sound, it'd be an ideal vehicle for subliminal demons.
Indeed. If you listen closely you can hear the singer/necromancer utter his words of incantation: Naanuun Uhhhnn(clearly engaging in dialog with Satan himself, if not through a masturbatory act). I agree with your advice to disable the sound during this time frame.


Unfortunately, this week has been riddled with music that has been brought to my attention as extremely Anti-Christian. This one came from a tutoring session with one of my young collegiate female students. She brought to my attention music she was confused about. She thought it had a positive message. It's no doubt that Satan uses all forms of trickery and subterfuge to entice and lure our feeble minded children to the dark side.

This song and artist she was referring to was "Jesus is The Answer" by the Wesley Willis Fiasco. I was willing to at least listen to this song based on the title alone, but what I heard coming from her Ipod ear buds was no laughing matter. The introduction alone contained many profane words, and when the electric music kicked in, I was sitting with mouth agape in disbelief. I will now link to that song, but be forewarned, it is very deceiving and crude to listen to. Obscene lyrics to follow.



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***This is the best I could do to translate, God help me for even engaging in this horrid activity. I edited out the profanity***

Wesley Willis Fiasco - Jesus is The Answer

This is a song that I am going to be singing to you and it is called Jesus is the Answer.
Number 1: I'm gonna do this song again.
Number 2: I'm gonna do this song again all the way up your ***.
and Number 3: I'm gonna **** your *** up like in a car crash.
and Number 4: I'm gonna **** you up like in a God damn accident.
and Number 5: Jesus is the Answer!

This is a song that I'm going to rap about it's called Jesus is the Answer.
Jesus died upon the cross, Jesus is savior
And when he died, he will go to Heaven

I'm gonna rap about this right now
and Jesus is the Answer
I'll tell you about the time when Jesus was coming to Jerusalem
I was very grateful to hear about that stuff
Take it to mean it will make you best lad to Minahan (???)
Tell all to God
Tell all to God with your might
I'm sayin' this here to let you know

[Chorus]
Jesus is the Answer!
Jesus is the Answer!
Jesus is the Answer!
Jesus is the Answer!

Tell it like it is Jack
It was surreal to be healed

I'm goin' the same way
I have to tell it the same way
So it is to be told

Make it great for the change
It should be the change
I'm saying this again to let you know

[Chorus]

Tell it like it is Jack
Tell me where to go
God is brought to you
What's that sound Jack?
It was the sound coming to you
like it will sound coming from me

Make us well bleed
and I will make you well for the nail
I'm saying this again to let you know

[Chorus x 8.5]
Amen

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This sounded like the ravings of a lunatic. So I did a little research on Wesley Willis and it turns out, I was right. Not only was he a diagnosed Schizophrenic (See: Lazy and crazy), but he is also a darkone.



I should say was a darkone/negro, because he died in 2003.

I had to look further into this matter, because I wanted to know if he was only choosing to be crazy, or if he was also part of the sodomite agenda. It didn't have to look very hard, and found he was all three.

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***The following video should not be viewed by anyone except possibly anyone who has been through the Ex-Gay© program to study how to stop the homoepidemic from spreading at an alarming rate.

2ND AND FINAL WARNING
video below



3RD AND ULTIMATE WARNING

*Under no circumstances should you view these lyrics. I had to cover my eyes just to copy and paste them, so I make no guarantee that they even make it into the post. You've been warned.

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Originally Posted by Lyrics
Lyrics to Casper The Homosexual Friendly Ghost :

Casper was ****ed in the *** by fifty Muslims.
He was ****ed twenty-five times on top.
He was also ****ed thirty-seven times bent over a wheelbarrow
And eleven more times at the bank.
He was piffleed at night in the ***.
His *** was a bit ruptured.

He was born for getting ***-rammed!
Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper
Casper the homosexual friendly ghost!

Casper got ****ed in the *** brutally
And the fifty Muslims' semen was ****ed on his tonsils.
He was up to his eyeballs in Muslim jism.
He was so full of ***, he had to ****.
This guy really took a ****, pushed away the Muslim jism
And took his own foreskin
And started ****ing himself in his *** brutally.

Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper
Casper the homosexual friendly ghost!

Casper was taken to a hospital by an ambulance.
At the hospital, he told the doctor to say "asshole licker".
After the doctor said "asshole licker".
He got on top of Casper and started ****ing him in his *** brutally.
So far, Casper was diagnosed with holy freakaholic
And became loose for super duper maneuvers!

Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper
Casper the homosexual friendly ghost!

Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper
Casper the homosexual friendly ghost!

Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper
Casper the homosexual!
Casper the homosexual!
Casper the homosexual!
Casper the homosexual friendly ghost!

Rock over London, Rock on Chicago!
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Please. PLEASE stay away from this garbage I have thoughtfully posted in warning. And ABSOLUTELY DO NOT show this to ANY one you know.

Praise Jesus! Glory be to God!
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One of the sickest songs i have ever heard of (i have never even listened to the song but the title gives it away) is "I Kissed A Girl" by Katy Perry. That little witch admits selling her soul for fame. She twists the minds of teenagers until they become just like her- ungodly rebellious robots who hate God and love satan.
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