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Default The Dead Atheist Family - A Dramatic Story by Titus Templeton

"Hey dad, it's good that we don't have to go to Church anymore. Its so much fun walking here." Says his little son Sutit.

"Oh my Son, I think it was pretty nice to go on Church every Sunday!" the father says.



The family was walking on a small path in the woods. Evalin Pleton and her husband Adam Pleton, together with her small children Tem Pleton and his Sister Maria Pleton.
"God does not exist Adam, all my friends saying that." Evalyn speaks to her husband.
"If they say that." he answered.


Adam's family was Christian until Evalyn found new friends in the internet. They were atheist.
Evalyn was so excited about her new friends that she made her whole family atheists, too.



So the family walked on the path in the woods until the daughter runs to an exotic berry. She picks it up and wants to eat it.
"Nooo!" her dad screams. He bangs the berry out of her hands, and after that he beats her in the face.



She falls on the ground, crying. "What did you do Adam? Don't you know that beating a child is bad for his health?"."Oh come on Evalyn, that berry was toxic, I've learned that in the Bible School!"he answered.
"That is not true, Adam" she says:"Evolution tells us that berries want to be eaten because over this way they are reproducing themselves. So why should this berry be toxic if it needs us to reproduce??"she says.
She takes the berry and gives everyone in the family one of them. So now I show you that evolution is real.
We all going to eat one of these now. Maria starts to cry and Tem hugs his sister."Don't be scared Maria, mom knows what is best for us!" Adam feels unsure:"Ok Evalyn, if you say so, I gonna trust you. But I don't have a good feeling. Both the parents and her kids took a berry....


3 WEEKS LATER





He opens his eyes. With small steps he walks out of his cave. He was the biggest bear in the woods and he was hungry. The last meal he had was two weeks ago. But now he smelled something tasty. He walks threw the woods, following the nice flavor in air. After minutes he found 4 people, lying on the ground dead.
He starts to eat them.




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