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Old 02-11-2012, 04:42 AM
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I found perhaps to most reputable and learned article ever giving proof of the real Adam.

I'm aware, of course, of those salad bar Christians who make up things about the Bible. I have so much trouble remembering that awful word they use. I think its "metafour", "metafive", something like that.

When you get right down to it, there is proof Adam existed just as you and I.

http://www.christianpost.com/news/10...al-adam-69087/
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Luke tells us as a FACT that Adam existed.

23And Jesus himself began to be about thirty years of age, being (as was supposed) the son of Joseph, which was the son of Heli,
24Which was the son of Matthat, which was the son of Levi, which was the son of Melchi, which was the son of Janna, which was the son of Joseph,
25Which was the son of Mattathias, which was the son of Amos, which was the son of Naum, which was the son of Esli, which was the son of Nagge,
26Which was the son of Maath, which was the son of Mattathias, which was the son of Semei, which was the son of Joseph, which was the son of Juda,
27Which was the son of Joanna, which was the son of Rhesa, which was the son of Zorobabel, which was the son of Salathiel, which was the son of Neri,
28Which was the son of Melchi, which was the son of Addi, which was the son of Cosam, which was the son of Elmodam, which was the son of Er,
29Which was the son of Jose, which was the son of Eliezer, which was the son of Jorim, which was the son of Matthat, which was the son of Levi,
30Which was the son of Simeon, which was the son of Juda, which was the son of Joseph, which was the son of Jonan, which was the son of Eliakim,
31Which was the son of Melea, which was the son of Menan, which was the son of Mattatha, which was the son of Nathan, which was the son of David,
32Which was the son of Jesse, which was the son of Obed, which was the son of Booz, which was the son of Salmon, which was the son of Naasson,
33Which was the son of Aminadab, which was the son of Aram, which was the son of Esrom, which was the son of Phares, which was the son of Juda,
34Which was the son of Jacob, which was the son of Isaac, which was the son of Abraham, which was the son of Thara, which was the son of Nachor,
35Which was the son of Saruch, which was the son of Ragau, which was the son of Phalec, which was the son of Heber, which was the son of Sala,
36Which was the son of Cainan, which was the son of Arphaxad, which was the son of Sem, which was the son of Noe, which was the son of Lamech,
37Which was the son of Mathusala, which was the son of Enoch, which was the son of Jared, which was the son of Maleleel, which was the son of Cainan,
38Which was the son of Enos, which was the son of Seth, which was the son of Adam , which was the son of God.



If Luke is an unreliable source then logically then we should doubt what he said about the virgin birth and the resurrection but that would be preposterous. Of course Adam existed. It is impossible to be a Christian and think differently. This also of course means that it is impossible to be a Christian and believe in evolution.

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Mayor, thanks for sharing that article! Never have I seen ten more compelling reasons to believe in Adam.

The last three, they really do it for me . . . the consequences of failing to believe, how Christianity falls to pieces. How anyone can deny Adam's existence, knowing this would be the result is beyond me!

Surely, we must save our children from "evilution"!
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Mayor, thanks for sharing that article! Never have I seen ten more compelling reasons to believe in Adam.

The last three, they really do it for me . . . the consequences of failing to believe, how Christianity falls to pieces. How anyone can deny Adam's existence, knowing this would be the result is beyond me!

Surely, we must save our children from "evilution"!
Thank you for reading the article, Rev. Rodimer.

It has some theology that is frankly a little over my head. The explanation I understand is simply, if there were no Adam, we would not be here.
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I'm sick of fluffy-bunny so-called Christians trying to make half-assed attempts to understand what went on way back when. All we know, and all we need to know is right there in the Bible. If it's in the Bible, it's the Truth, if it is not in the Bible, it is a mystery or unimportant.

And look at this!
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Damnable Cretin!

Everyone, except Noah and family, was drowned because they were assholes, so the races begin with Noah, not Adam. And all nigras are servants.

But back to the question: "Did Adam evacuate his bowels and bladder?" is a question that exercised minds up until 1867, when Pastor Boaz Tyler pronounced that, prior to the Fall, Adam and Eve never evacuate their bowels or bladder, because they were in the image of God, Who does not do those things.

It was only after the Fall that they became human and thus mortal and thus their anuses and other bits opened.
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I'm sick of fluffy-bunny so-called Christians trying to make half-assed attempts to understand what went on way back when. All we know, and all we need to know is right there in the Bible. If it's in the Bible, it's the Truth, if it is not in the Bible, it is a mystery or unimportant.

And look at this!Damnable Cretin!

Everyone, except Noah and family, was drowned because they were assholes, so the races begin with Noah, not Adam. And all nigras are servants.

But back to the question: "Did Adam evacuate his bowels and bladder?" is a question that exercised minds up until 1867, when Pastor Boaz Tyler pronounced that, prior to the Fall, Adam and Eve never evacuate their bowels or bladder, because they were in the image of God, Who does not do those things.

It was only after the Fall that they became human and thus mortal and thus their anuses and other bits opened.
So . . . what happened to the food they ate?

By the way, some idiot God-mocker has taken that nice article and list of compelling reasons and used it to attack Christianity. Nothing they do should surprise me any more, really.

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But wait. So-called “Intelligent Design” claims that some “unknown intelligent force” designed life on Earth, but not necessarily “God”, maybe something else, and quite possibly 10,000 years ago, or even longer . . . possibly much longer.

Does this not mean that, according to DeYoung, belief in “Intelligent Design” invalidates Christianity? Will he begin campaigning against it, or is it “close enough”?
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Ge:1:27: So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.
Ge:1:28: And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.
Ge:1:30: And to every beast of the earth, and to every fowl of the air, and to every thing that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there is life, I have given every green herb for meat: and it was so.


Now at this point, the other people God made might be eating, but these were base spirits, little different from the animals, and certainly without souls. BUT

Ge:2:16: And the LORD God commanded the man, [edit - this is Adam] saying, Of every tree of the garden thou mayest freely eat:

Note, it was a choice as to whether Adam ate anything - Note that God says "mayest". Perhaps he just chewed it a bit, for there are no recipes at this stage of the History of Mankind! No hints of barbecues, no bacon or steak. I cannot see where it says that Adam ate anything whilst in the garden, and as we will see, when he did, he was in trouble...

There is always the possibility that Adam ate manna: probably manna is the perfect food - leaving no waste. It is certainly the sort of thing God would eat... if He eats!

However, later on, once expelled, God mentions that you can eat things, and that is when cookery started, for surely it could not have started before there was a woman!

Another point!
Ge:2:20: And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for Adam there was not found an help meet for him.

Now we all know that if you are a cattle farmer, you don't name the beasts, as this brings a certain friendship and you might find yourself not wanting to slaughter the beast.

And so what does the serpent do? It tells Eve to eat!

Finally, if God does eat, what does He eat and where does he get it from?

Notice that He sacrificed His Son so there need be no further sacrifices - so how has He been surviving? And note that he just liked the smell of sacrifices and we know sacrifices never "disappeared miraculously.", so God wasn't eating them!

If He didn't eat - why would He create Adam who did?
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Just passing through on my research, the thread title caught my attention. All creatures excrete something. Could be organic or otherwise please carry on with your excretory discussions.
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Just passing through on my research, the thread title caught my attention. All creatures excrete something. Could be organic or otherwise please carry on with your excretory discussions.
Hi, evolutionist! I must ask, have you ever passed any such material? Because you always seem to be so very full of it.



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All creatures excrete something.
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The question is; Did Adam and Eve have a belly button? True Christian™ Scholars have been debating this question for generations.
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The question is; Did Adam and Eve have a belly button? True Christian™ Scholars have been debating this question for generations.
Genesis 1:27 teaches us that God created man in his image, so why wouldn't Adam and Eve have a belly button? The one true God, as 1 John 1:5 and Psalm 5:4 alludes to, is perfect, and lacking a belly button might be seen as an imperfection.

Unless, of course, any True Christian™ scholars have anything more enlightening to say about this subject.
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Drawings of Adam and Eve with a belly button are Satan's work, nothing more nothing less. We know the good lord created them both and therefor they would not have such things as their begotten children would have. Do not let the atheist painters from 500 years ago sway you from the light. They were nothing but Illuminati scum. Be one with Christ or live in hell torment.
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Genesis 1:27 teaches us that God created man in his image, so why wouldn't Adam and Eve have a belly button? The one true God, as 1 John 1:5 and Psalm 5:4 alludes to, is perfect, and lacking a belly button might be seen as an imperfection.

Unless, of course, any True Christian™ scholars have anything more enlightening to say about this subject.
Are you trying to say that God has a bellybutton?
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The explanation I understand is simply, if there were no Adam, we would not be here.
Spot on! With that one sentence you summarized Genesis 1:26-28! Why are people still talking about this? It's not a matter of faith, it's a matter of scientific fact!

Genesis 1

26And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth. 27So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.
28And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.
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