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Old 02-24-2012, 03:21 PM
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You filthy liar. We know you demon-weed smoking homers use it to 'get off' with your butt-buddies. How did you hurt your back? Doing the downward dog? We're a lot smarter than your doctor; just because he'll believe you after you pay him his 50$ doesn't mean that the rest of the world is going to change their mind about you using those evil drugs. It's good that Jesus has brought you here to discuss this problem you are having. This is the first step toward the salvation of your soul. Consider yourself blessed that you were called here to witness with Him. Maybe you can help your other loser friends to find the Glory that is Jesus.


One word the bible does not say anything about medicine being a sin true praying might help but there are 7,000,000,000 people on earth he can't help all
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One word the bible does not say anything about medicine being a sin true praying might help but there are 7,000,000,000 people on earth he can't help all
How will praying help? What do you draw on for your inspiration for the power of prayer. This is all that makes sense in your post.
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Old 02-25-2012, 07:13 PM
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Im five beers in(i work graveyard) and i can tell you that i feel more hatred when drunk then high on weed.. But its all good tho, cuz alcohol is holy and a natural plant is not
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Im five beers in(i work graveyard) and i can tell you that i feel more hatred when drunk then high on weed.. But its all good tho, cuz alcohol is holy and a natural plant is not
Just because you choose to hate God while drinking beer means nothing. In fact, nothing an unsaved piece of scum says really means anything.
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Im five beers in(i work graveyard) and i can tell you that i feel more hatred when drunk then high on weed.. But its all good tho, cuz alcohol is holy and a natural plant is not
I have no doubt that you are just chock full of hate. That's because you have chosen to spit in Christ's face and desecrate your body in a thousand ways. Non-Christians are hateful, hell-bound people, and perverts as well.


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Im five beers in(i work graveyard) and i can tell you that i feel more hatred when drunk then high on weed.. But its all good tho, cuz alcohol is holy and a natural plant is not
Just as soon as you can point us to the "Water to Marijuana" parable, I'm sure we can adjust.
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Old 02-26-2012, 02:55 AM
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Im five beers in(i work graveyard) and i can tell you that i feel more hatred when drunk then high on weed.. But its all good tho, cuz alcohol is holy and a natural plant is not
I don't expect a Polack to comprehend the Bible even when it is being fed to him as a spoon airplane feeds a baby mouth hangar.

The Bible clearly states that plants are for food.
Genesis 1:29
29And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.

I'm sure we've been over this many times, but I'll still indulge in an exercise in futility. Trying to educate a Polish person is like trying to fit an ocean into a thimble.

The Bible also mentions alcohol many times, but does so in the context of taking it in small amounts, or otherwise not being a glutton/drunkard.

Ephesians 5:18
18And be not drunk with wine, wherein is excess; but be filled with the Spirit;
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21It is good neither to eat flesh, nor to drink wine, nor any thing whereby thy brother stumbleth, or is offended, or is made weak.
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13Wherefore gird up the loins of your mind, be sober, and hope to the end for the grace that is to be brought unto you at the revelation of Jesus Christ;

Now try a little experiment in heretic behavior for me. Try to take 5 drinks of a beer. Better yet, have a whole one. Or even a two-fingered glass of whiskey. The next day, take one hit of marijuana smoke, and see how much more impaired you are on the dope than of a slow intake of alcohol. In my days before I was saved, I could take one hit of marijuana and be completely and utterly high as a kite. Try the same thing with any other drug other than alcohol. If you can't do this drug and remain sober-minded, then you are not following the word of God. This is why alcohol (a narcotic), is legal and other drugs are not. There is no such thing as moderation with any other drug.

This is all a moot point, but still one that should be pointed out as a reason why smoking marijuana is strictly against God's Will.
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Now try a little experiment in heretic behavior for me. Try to take 5 drinks of a beer. Better yet, have a whole one. Or even a two-fingered glass of whiskey. The next day, take one hit of marijuana smoke, and see how much more impaired you are on the dope than of a slow intake of alcohol. In my days before I was saved, I could take one hit of marijuana and be completely and utterly high as a kite. Try the same thing with any other drug other than alcohol. If you can't do this drug and remain sober-minded, then you are not following the word of God. This is why alcohol (a narcotic), is legal and other drugs are not. There is no such thing as moderation with any other drug.

This is all a moot point, but still one that should be pointed out as a reason why smoking marijuana is strictly against God's Will.



I did your experiment, and you are very correct. Except for the fact that some people can get a good buzz going off of one beer, such as a petite female first timer. Anyway.....

Now try my experiment. Ill smoke a thousand marijuana joints in a row, while also taking oxygen breaks of course lol. And you drink a thousand beers. And ill still be alive and you'll be dead buddy...

See how this logic doesnt defend your belief?
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I did your experiment, and you are very correct. Except for the fact that some people can get a good buzz going off of one beer, such as a petite female first timer. Anyway.....

Now try my experiment. Ill smoke a thousand marijuana joints in a row, while also taking oxygen breaks of course lol. And you drink a thousand beers. And ill still be alive and you'll be dead buddy...

See how this logic doesnt defend your belief?
Why do you come to a gentle, friendly True Christian™ website and try to promote debauchery?



It's a well-known fact that people who mix narcotics and alcohol are 100 times more likely to be receptive anal sex weirdos, and it's a short leap from there to child molestation, bestiality, liberalism and ritual murder.

PUT THE DRUGS DOWN!!! Accept Christ into your black heart: He will make you new again!!!

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I did your experiment, and you are very correct. Except for the fact that some people can get a good buzz going off of one beer, such as a petite female first timer. Anyway.....

Now try my experiment. Ill smoke a thousand marijuana joints in a row, while also taking oxygen breaks of course lol. And you drink a thousand beers. And ill still be alive and you'll be dead buddy...

See how this logic doesnt defend your belief?
Yet again you think that things you just make up that sound vaguely plausible to your intuition are ever going to have the same validity as the flawlessly recorded word of God!
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See how this logic doesnt defend your belief?
No, I don't. I specifically pointed out in the Bible where it says it is okay to drink but do so in moderation and remain sober-minded, and you want to somehow debunk God's Word by saying "but you can't overdose on this narcotic, man!" I guess I should have expected that kind of circular logic from a Polack, but hopefully a person with actual cognitive ability will read this thread and learn from my retort to you.

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I did your experiment, and you are very correct. Except for the fact that some people can get a good buzz going off of one beer, such as a petite female first timer. Anyway.....

Now try my experiment. Ill smoke a thousand marijuana joints in a row, while also taking oxygen breaks of course lol. And you drink a thousand beers. And ill still be alive and you'll be dead buddy...

See how this logic doesnt defend your belief?
You could say this same thing about water, genius. Way to try to defend your sinful lifestyle. Seriously, sinners will do anything to justify their sins.

Friend, open up your heart to Jesus. He is standing and knocking at your heart's door and yet you continually ignore Him. We would love to help you, but you must let down your guard just a little bit before you can make any progress.
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You could say this same thing about water, genius. Way to try to defend your sinful lifestyle. Seriously, sinners will do anything to justify their sins.

Friend, open up your heart to Jesus. He is standing and knocking at your heart's door and yet you continually ignore Him. We would love to help you, but you must let down your guard just a little bit before you can make any progress.
You know I just skipped to the 9th page from where I came in and this chow klutz is still here "where" this and "why" that and I read the post HERE where the Q was A'd but did chowklutz read it? No.

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Why do you seem to automatically shoot down the possibility of anything outside the scope of your narrow view? I mean this with the utmost respect, I saw your responses and felt compelled to ask.
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Why do you seem to automatically shoot down the possibility of anything outside the scope of your narrow view? I mean this with the utmost respect, I saw your responses and felt compelled to ask.
Because our view is God's view, and God is never wrong.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
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I have recently picked up smoking marijuana because of my back pains. However marijuana is not represented in the bible but god did create everything on this planet. So is it a sin to use marijuana?
Maybe your back hurts because you are fat. Statistics bro, statistics. Work out or do some Yoga...or something.
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Marijuana's a stupid thing to use anyway, don't use it.
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Maybe your back hurts because you are fat. Statistics bro, statistics. Work out or do some Yoga...or something.
Yoga?? "Bro", I fail to see how worshiping 330 million false gods at once will help anything! Whatever you do, don't contort your body like this, as you will certainly have to answer for such an act before God on Judgment Day! Rather, I suggest you speak with a pastor immediately about ways to solve your back problems, the way we do here at Landover. My back was aching me many months ago and I immediately sought help with Pastor Zeke, who bent me over and contorted me every which way that left me thinking only of Jesus
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Marijuana's a stupid thing to use anyway, don't use it.
Right. Foster's Lager is the best to you Austrian criminals, right?
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It's doing your body harm. Your body is a temple of the holy spirit thus it should be respected. If you have body pains the best answer I can give is that you pray sincerely and expect healing.
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