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Atheists are correct in almost everything they say which goes against the Bible's interpretation of science.
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Atheists are correct in almost everything they say which goes against the Bible's interpretation of science.
As an ex scientist I can say this is wrong. Science is tentative in it's conclusions.

The bible(KJV1611) is not tentative.

John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

The bible(KJV1611) is fact, science is just a theory..
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Atheists are correct in almost everything they say which goes against the Bible's interpretation of science.
Are you a fool? Bible does not interpret anything, Bible is the absolute truth. Any book written by atheist is just full of lies. Atheists write lies and call it science. They say that "Look, I know better than God, I wrote a book" and then the other atheists read the book and say "Look, it is the truth because it is written in a book". Ridiculous I say.

There isn't single science book that is considered true for more than a few years. Take an example Newton's theories that were replaced by Einstein's theories and now some new experiments have shown that the lights speed is not fastest possible speed as Einstein claimed.

Same time the Bible has not changed a bit . Makes you think, does it?

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There isn't single science book that is considered true for more than a few years. Take an example Newton's theories that were replaced by Einstein's theories and now some new experiments have shown that the lights speed is not fastest possible speed as Einstein claimed.
Maybe you should do your research before you post. Around the 1700s, Newton published his laws of physics. And then over two hundred years later (a pretty big difference from a "few years"), Einstein built upon (notice the "built upon," not replaced) these theories. And the light speed thing is generally considered to be a calculation error now. Now, before you say "OMG THAT MEANS SCIENCE CAN MAKE MISTAKES," keep in mind that scientists were very skeptical about the faster-than-light-speed thing from the beginning, and they didn't start making other conclusions based upon it.
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Maybe you should do your research before you post. Around 225BC Archimedes developed calculus. And then 1,912 years later (in 1687) Newton presented his Principia. Einstein originated a completely different way to describe the world little more than 2 centuries after Newton and satan has inspired others since with imaginative ways to deny God's Inerrant Word. It is their avowed intent to replace The Bible in all areas of life and because their scientific "observations" contradict The Bible we know that the "science" is wrong.

I TIMOTHY 6:20 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:

In satan's timeline, 200 years is not very long and his objective remains consistent. That is why false scientists are not.
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Maybe you should do your research before you post.
I have two university degrees and I'm currently studying third at Landover, I think I have done my research.

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Of course they are, once again their lies are replaced by other lies. They know that the new theory is another lie like the current theory. Just two groups fighting whose lie will win and be the standard for next decade.

As you said yourself, science is changing all the time. It has been proven wrong so many times and some people cannot still see the pattern: What is the probability it to be now right after always being wrong before?

Compare that to the Holy Bible

Isaiah 40:8 - The grass withereth, the flower fadeth: But the word of our God shall stand for ever.

It was once the truth and it is always the truth.

And before you say something about people writing the bible, let me remind you

Jeremiah 1:9 - Then the Lord put forth his hand, and touched my mouth. And the Lord said unto me, Behold, I have put my words in thy mouth.

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Maybe you should do your research before you post. Around the 1700s, Newton published his laws of physics. And then over two hundred years later (a pretty big difference from a "few years"), Einstein built upon (notice the "built upon," not replaced) these theories. And the light speed thing is generally considered to be a calculation error now. Now, before you say "OMG THAT MEANS SCIENCE CAN MAKE MISTAKES," keep in mind that scientists were very skeptical about the faster-than-light-speed thing from the beginning, and they didn't start making other conclusions based upon it.
Calculation error? More like a measurement error, but that's just semantics.

What you should really gather from this CREN experiment is yet another proof that the sun is only a light in the firmament a few miles away.

Scientific proof? Let's first "assume" the scientist are right about everything: The universe, stars are billions of miles away, yadayadayada.
Then, when a supernova happens (with a lot more energy than a Large Ham Collider (what a curious name by the way) could manage here on Earth, I assure you), a lot of photoners and neutrinons are produced. Those travel through space, and after billions of years they reach us and we measure them. In that time, if neutrinons were able to exceed the speed of light, we should measure first the neutrinons, and then the photoners, right?

Spoiler: They never did.

So, if the stars are billions of miles away, this means that there was no chance at all that the scientists were right, and they should not have presented their "facts" as remotely possible, and only have said: We made an error, can anyone track it down. Now they just look silly.

But, one cannot imagine they made such a glaring basic oversight, so the stars cannot be miles away, and the scientists must've lied to us when they said they were. QED.
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Of course they are, once again their lies are replaced by other lies. They know that the new theory is another lie like the current theory. Just two groups fighting whose lie will win and be the standard for next decade.

As you said yourself, science is changing all the time. It has been proven wrong so many times and some people cannot still see the pattern: What is the probability it to be now right after always being wrong before?
Tell me, when's the last time scientists have completely thrown out a large theory after it being proven false?

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Isaiah 40:8 - The grass withereth, the flower fadeth: But the word of our God shall stand for ever.

It was once the truth and it is always the truth.
Hmm, if I remember correctly, before Jesus' time, the majority of people worshiped other gods.

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The mean temperature gradient of the troposphere is 6° K/km, so let's solve for the distance.
So you're saying that everything between the earth and the sun is the troposphere?

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So, if the stars are billions of miles away, this means that there was no chance at all that the scientists were right, and they should not have presented their "facts" as remotely possible, and only have said: We made an error, can anyone track it down.
That's pretty much what they did. They tried to keep an open mind about it, on the ridiculously miniscule off-chance that they did actually go faster than the speed of light, but many of them believed from the start that they had made a mistake.
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Tell me, when's the last time scientists have completely thrown out a large theory after it being proven false?
God, where should I begin?

Spontaneous Generation, Lamarkian Inheritence, Plum Pudding model of atomic structure, Miasma theory of pestilence, Phlogiston, Classical Elements, Geocentric Universe... even the homosexual loving liberals of the Wikipedia website accept there is a massive list of such theories.

Now, science was incorrect in throwing some of them out, I won't deny that. But that wasn't your question.

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Hmm, if I remember correctly, before Jesus' time, the majority of people worshiped other gods.
I don't think "remember" is the right word, but I won't dwell on that. The joos only worshipped one God before Christ. Do we really care what the hindus, zoroastrians (who technically only worship one god anyway), african nigra tribes, eskimos, red indians and chinks think? We're trying to have a serious discussion about the Lord's word and I hardly think their opinions are relevant.


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So you're saying that everything between the earth and the sun is the troposphere?
No, but even the homosexual community at wikipedia are forced to conced that the troposhere is 80% of the atmosphere. I don't think its too bad an assumption to use that as the average.
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So you're saying that everything between the earth and the sun is the troposphere?
That is a reference to a measurement that you might like to verify. Pastor in no way suggests that the volume of air we breathe is spherical IN SHAPE but the upper reaches will be close to the concave underside of the firmament.

GENESIS 1:6-7 And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters: and let it diuide the waters from the waters.
And God made the firmament; and diuided the waters, which were vnder the firmament, from the waters, which were aboue the firmament: and it was so.

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God-hating brainwashed drivel
The brainwashing of public education is almost complete with this one.

Perhaps God sent him here as an example of a deluded soul.
2 Thessalonians 2:11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:

Isaiah 44:20 He feedeth on ashes: a deceived heart hath turned him aside, that he cannot deliver his soul, nor say, Is there not a lie in my right hand?

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That's pretty much what they did. They tried to keep an open mind about it, on the ridiculously miniscule off-chance that they did actually go faster than the speed of light, but many of them believed from the start that they had made a mistake.
Then why did the headlines originally state "neutrinons faster than light?" instead of "CREN made an error!"

Always go for the most probable answer my boy. Like religion.
Is it more likely that we came from monkeys who came from mutant squirrels, who came from retard fish, who suddenly came from bacteria who came from rocks that came from stardust that came from nothing at all, or is it more logical that an Omnipotent Creator created us all and hates homosexuals?
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Maybe you should do your research before you post. Around the 1700s, Newton published his laws of blah blah blah blah blah blah.
This post is PATHETIC! Seriously, why are you even here? Does anyone else ever wonder that?

Think about it, friends - Why do athiests spend SO MUCH of their time online, trying to convince people God isn't real?

Why write SO MANY books about it? Read SO MANY books about it? Spend SO MUCH of their lives debating on it?

If they REALLY didnt believe God existed, they'd just ignore it. After all, whats the point of spending ALL THAT time taking about something you -

1) Dont worship / follow

2) Dont believe in

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3) Dont believe exists?

There is NO POINT in wasting ALL THOSE HOURS arguing over something you DONT EVEN BELIEVE EXISTS, THEREFORE ATHEISTS MUST BELIEVE IN GOD! Seriously, they must, to spend all that time talking about him.
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Think about it, friends - Why do athiests spend SO MUCH of their time online, trying to convince people God isn't real?
They certainly do get awfully mad at someone they would like to think is imaginary.
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Reason No. 1 - The Holy Bible!

Atheists 'claim' that God doesn't exist, yet the Bible proves them WRONG! I can see the Bible, hold it in my hand, and know 1000% that it exists! As God wrote the Bible, this proves that he MUST EXIST too! How dumb these Atheists are!
Umm, how derp are you? God didin't wrote the bible, people did.. : DD Learn your homework, darling. : )
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Umm, how derp are you? God didin't wrote the bible, people did.. : DD Learn your homework, darling. : )
The question really is how much of a smug, self absorbed idiot, proud his ignorance are you AntiChrist?

It is a quite Orthodox and main stream Christian belief that The Bible is a God's message to man using various prophets - like Moses, as note takers or God Himself, in the case of Jesus. While unbelievers may agree or disagree on this you simply can not be a Christian and hold the Bible is nothing but a collection of man made real stories. In a nut shell, ALL Christians believe The Bible is divinely inspired.

May I suggest you consider at least reading Wiki to get the very basics before spewing you witless ignorance?
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Umm, how derp are you? God didin't wrote the bible, people did.. : DD Learn your homework, darling. : )
Dear wannabe /b/-tard,

Have you ever been in a courtroom? There will be a lady up front, usually very plain-looking, and she will be tapping away on a machine that looks like a small typewriter. She is the court reporter and she takes down every word that is spoken while court is in session.

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Now ask yourself: did she WRITE that court transcript? Or did she merely DOCUMENT what was said.

Think of the men who recorded God's Word as court reporters (but not so frumpy).

(2 Timothy 3:16) "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness."



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Stop using "derp", you blasphemous retard. Just leave if you don't believe, but in the name of JESUS stop using that word.
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I was richly blessed by your post Mr Dalton, in a moment of doubt.
..beacuse we know that God does hate homosexuals (and other sex perverts) and so He must exist!
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