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Old 02-21-2012, 03:54 PM
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I am Atheist. First: it isn't because I'm lost, or trying to rebel against society to prove my independence as a maturing human. Second: very personal reasons brought me to where I am today. Third: my mother is a devoted Christian.

I love her unconditionally and accept her for everything she is. She will say the same about me.

She has taught me everything I know about the Bible and about God... yet ever since I was a little kid I just never had that unbreakable faith and belief that He does exist. I ran into issues around the age of 16 regarding my sexuality. Pure terror filled me when I realized I am homosexual... every where you turn, people are bashing 'the gays' out of ignorance and fear. Unfortunately, I see Christians in the frontlines. What ensued was severe depression, manic thoughts, and outright anger. I kept falling, kept falling, kept falling until one day I decided to open up to her. I told her everything and she didn't even flinch. All she said was, "You're still my son, I'll love you no matter what." Then she asked me where I stood on my faith. I replied with, "What faith?" and that remains today. Since, I have managed to drag myself out of that horrible depression and have done a 180. I wake up every day with a smile on my face that lasts until I go to sleep. Thanks to the support of my family and friends and nothing more.

She always says to me, "Son, you don't have to believe in my God, but I want you to know that no matter who you are, God will always have a place for you. He holds mansions in heaven for all good people, whether they are homosexual, of a different religion, or have been lost their entire life. He created us. He loves those of us who work every day at being better people. End of story."

I believe she is a true Christian. Religion shouldn't be used as a gavel to persecute any one person or their lifestyle. It should simply be used as a guideline to grow as a person and be the best you that you can be. This entire debate makes me sick to my stomach. 'Atheists' trying to tear down the Christians and vice versa. Live and let live.
This is all very fascinating but you can make up any old nonsense and say you believe in it. That doesn't mean you're going to Heaven.
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Third: my mother is a devoted Christian.
Everything you stated after this is evidence to the contrary.
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I wake up every day with a smile on my face that lasts until I go to sleep.
No doubt due to the your immense obsession with anal sex. Tell us all about why you wake up with a smile on your face and leave no detail out. You can't find and accept Jesus without first repenting for every single sin that you seem to wholeheartedly embrace. Expel those demons from your rectum and feel the bursting love of Jesus Christ fill that void. I will pray for your eternal soul until you choose the path of Righteousness®.
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I am Atheist. First: it isn't because I'm lost, or trying to rebel against society to prove my independence as a maturing human. Second: very personal reasons brought me to where I am today. Third: my mother is a devoted Christian.
I'm sorry to hear that. You must have been greatly hurt to suppress the pain so deeply. The good LORD has led you hear for a reason. You can open yourself to us. We don't bite.



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I love her unconditionally and accept her for everything she is. She will say the same about me.
This cannot be true if you have rejected God. How can you know what unconditional love is until you have the Holy Spirit in your soul telling you what to do and think?

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She has taught me everything I know about the Bible and about God... yet ever since I was a little kid I just never had that unbreakable faith and belief that He does exist. I ran into issues around the age of 16 regarding my sexuality. Pure terror filled me when I realized I am homosexual... every where you turn, people are bashing 'the gays' out of ignorance and fear. Unfortunately, I see Christians in the frontlines. What ensued was severe depression, manic thoughts, and outright anger. I kept falling, kept falling, kept falling until one day I decided to open up to her. I told her everything and she didn't even flinch. All she said was, "You're still my son, I'll love you no matter what." Then she asked me where I stood on my faith. I replied with, "What faith?" and that remains today. Since, I have managed to drag myself out of that horrible depression and have done a 180. I wake up every day with a smile on my face that lasts until I go to sleep. Thanks to the support of my family and friends and nothing more.
Ah, so your mother isn't really a Christian after all. She just goes to church sometimes and talks about Bible stories? Yes that explains why you have no faith - you've never learned. Friend, you are in the right place! We have a fabulous Bible Study program here, you can join us online!

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She always says to me, "Son, you don't have to believe in my God, but I want you to know that no matter who you are, God will always have a place for you. He holds mansions in heaven for all good people, whether they are homosexual, of a different religion, or have been lost their entire life. He created us. He loves those of us who work every day at being better people. End of story."
What a terrible thing for your mother to have said. I would never say such a thing to my children. They know the LORD has a place for True Christians™ only and it is their choice to follow God or follow Satan.

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I believe she is a true Christian. Religion shouldn't be used as a gavel to persecute any one person or their lifestyle. It should simply be used as a guideline to grow as a person and be the best you that you can be. This entire debate makes me sick to my stomach. 'Atheists' trying to tear down the Christians and vice versa. Live and let live.
Of course you think she's a True Christian™ dear, she told you herself and children believe anything they've been told. This is why it is so important to train a child to be obedient unto the LORD from the very beginning - before he has time to question any of it.

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What is there to understand? You either obey Jesus or you burn in Hell!

John 14:6 "Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me."
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It's very simple; God has unconditional love for you, if you don't love God back like He loves you God will sadly damn you to Hell for all eternity.
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..if you don't love God back like He loves you God will sadly damn you to Hell for all eternity.
In case OP Spectator is a sister (or sister-in-waiting) I should mention that involves having babies.

I Timothy 2:14b-15a ..the woman being deceiued was in the transgression: Notwithstanding she shall be saued in child-bearing ©1611

together with a few other requirements:

secondly, communicated to us by God in verse 15b ..if they continue in faith ©1611
..thirdly: verse 15c ..and charitie, ©1611
....fourthly: 15d ..and holinesse, ©1611
......fifthly: 15e ..with sobrietie. ©1611

all of which behaviours involve being married.


Sixthly, your husband will ensure that you remain frightened of him as commanded by God
I Peter 3:2 While they beholde your chaste conuersation coupled with feare: ©1611

seventhly, suitable clothing must be worn
I Timothy 2:9a In like maner also, that women adorne themselues in modest apparell, ©1611

eighthly, we must be ashamed of ourselves at all times as commanded by God
verse 9b,c ..with shamefastnesse and sobrietie, ©1611

ninthly, concerning hairstyles: broiding is out
verse 9d ..not with broided haire, ©1611

tenthly, so is plaiting
I Peter 3:3a Whose adorning, let it not bee that outward adorning, of plaiting the haire,

eleventhly, God prohibits the wearing of gold,
I Peter 3:3b ..wearing of gold, ©1611
I Timothy 2:9e ..or gold ©1611

twelfthly: pearls are out
verse 9f ..or pearles, ©1611

and thirteenthly: any of the higher priced adornments so commonplace in brothels, casinos, catholic churches and pimpmobiles.
verse 9g ..or costly aray, ©1611

The daughters of Christians additionally are constrained in matters of "reproductive health" as their agenda driven schoolteachers probably describe it, encouraging the use of contraceptives and general experimentation to discover one's "true sexual identity" - but God is quite clear.

REVELATION 5:9b-10 ..for thou wast slaine, and hast redeemed vs to God by thy blood, out of euery kinred, and tongue, and people, and nation: And hast made vs vnto our God Kings and Priests, and we shall reigne on the earth.
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I PETER 2:9 But yee are a chosen generation, a royall Priesthood, an holy nation, a peculiar people, that yee should shewe forth the praises of him, who hath called you out of darknes into his marueilous light:
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LEVITIVUS 21:9 And the daughter of any Priest, if she profane her selfe, by playing the whore, she profaneth her father: shee shall be burnt with fire.
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God has commanded that all such nasty little slatterns should be burnt alive. Godly, Bible based laws have to a large extent been
repealed in the West and we are thereby guaranteed an even easier passage into HELL FOREVER than was the case historically.
It had never been represented as a particularly difficult transition: Matthew 7:13
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Expel those demons from your rectum and feel the bursting love of Jesus Christ fill that void. I will pray for your eternal soul until you choose the path of Righteousness®.
So you are saying that I need to stop letting random men fill my anus and replace them with Jesus? I honestly never thought of having anal sex with Jesus... sounds pretty heavenly.
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So you are saying that I need to stop letting random men fill my anus and replace them with Jesus? I honestly never thought of having anal sex with Jesus... sounds pretty heavenly.
And you'd better just go on not thinking about having anal sex with Jesus. That is NOT a Holy thought©.
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Atheists are correct in almost everything they say which goes against the Bible's interpretation of science.

I find the bible a tool to understand values, not be the be-all end-all authority about everything.
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Atheists are correct in almost everything they say which goes against the Bible's interpretation of science.
Atheists spit in Christ's loving face. Is that what you call "correct."

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I find the bible a tool to understand values, not be the be-all end-all authority about everything.
Who cares what you think? The Holy Bible isn't some monkey wrench, it is the LITERAL Word of God, you mormon!

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James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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I find the bible a tool to understand values
Well, you've got this much right.

Just to reinforce this belief in you, I have contributed a few examples of moral teachings that we would not have intuited on our own. If it weren't for the Bible, who would have guessed that dashing little children against stones would make one happy?
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1By the rivers of Babylon, there we sat down, yea, we wept, when we remembered Zion.
2We hanged our harps upon the willows in the midst thereof.
3For there they that carried us away captive required of us a song; and they that wasted us required of us mirth, saying, Sing us one of the songs of Zion.
4How shall we sing the LORD's song in a strange land?
5If I forget thee, O Jerusalem, let my right hand forget her cunning.
6If I do not remember thee, let my tongue cleave to the roof of my mouth; if I prefer not Jerusalem above my chief joy.
7Remember, O LORD, the children of Edom in the day of Jerusalem; who said, Rase it, rase it, even to the foundation thereof.
8O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
9Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
Who would have known that it is not only alright to own another human being, but that said ownership justifies causing them a slow death?

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20And if a man smite his servant, or his maid, with a rod, and he die under his hand; he shall be surely punished.
21Notwithstanding, if he continue a day or two, he shall not be punished: for he is his money.
Our modern cultural beliefs are proven wrong again by the following passage, which explains the punishment for rape is to buy the victim for 50 shekels and marry her.

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Deuteronomy 22:28-29

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28If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found;
29Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.
There are so many more examples of ways that the Bible teaches us that our moral intuitions are mistaken.

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Atheists are correct in almost everything they say which goes against the Bible's interpretation of science.
The Bible does not "interpret" science!
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Atheists are correct in almost everything they say which goes against the Bible's interpretation of science.
As an ex scientist I can say this is wrong. Science is tentative in it's conclusions.

The bible(KJV1611) is not tentative.

John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

The bible(KJV1611) is fact, science is just a theory..
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Atheists are correct in almost everything they say which goes against the Bible's interpretation of science.
Are you a fool? Bible does not interpret anything, Bible is the absolute truth. Any book written by atheist is just full of lies. Atheists write lies and call it science. They say that "Look, I know better than God, I wrote a book" and then the other atheists read the book and say "Look, it is the truth because it is written in a book". Ridiculous I say.

There isn't single science book that is considered true for more than a few years. Take an example Newton's theories that were replaced by Einstein's theories and now some new experiments have shown that the lights speed is not fastest possible speed as Einstein claimed.

Same time the Bible has not changed a bit . Makes you think, does it?

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There isn't single science book that is considered true for more than a few years. Take an example Newton's theories that were replaced by Einstein's theories and now some new experiments have shown that the lights speed is not fastest possible speed as Einstein claimed.
Maybe you should do your research before you post. Around the 1700s, Newton published his laws of physics. And then over two hundred years later (a pretty big difference from a "few years"), Einstein built upon (notice the "built upon," not replaced) these theories. And the light speed thing is generally considered to be a calculation error now. Now, before you say "OMG THAT MEANS SCIENCE CAN MAKE MISTAKES," keep in mind that scientists were very skeptical about the faster-than-light-speed thing from the beginning, and they didn't start making other conclusions based upon it.
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Maybe you should do your research before you post. Around 225BC Archimedes developed calculus. And then 1,912 years later (in 1687) Newton presented his Principia. Einstein originated a completely different way to describe the world little more than 2 centuries after Newton and satan has inspired others since with imaginative ways to deny God's Inerrant Word. It is their avowed intent to replace The Bible in all areas of life and because their scientific "observations" contradict The Bible we know that the "science" is wrong.

I TIMOTHY 6:20 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:

In satan's timeline, 200 years is not very long and his objective remains consistent. That is why false scientists are not.
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