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Old 03-17-2012, 07:00 AM
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First of all these are just video games that are very fun. You crazy people need to try the game. Its not supporting any thing inappropriate, its all fun and games. Adam and Eve live nude and in minecraft you don't the bible is more messed up than anything else.

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First of all these are just video games that are very fun. You crazy people need to try the game. Its not supporting any thing inappropriate, its all fun and games. Adam and Eve live nude and in minecraft you don't the bible is more messed up than anything else.

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First of all these are just things you do for your own gratification that are very fun. You crazy people need to try murdering babies and eating their flesh. Its not supporting any thing inappropriate, its all fun and games. Adam and Eve live nude and in child buggery and cannibalism you don't the bible is more messed up than anything else.

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This is what you might as well have said. I mean, if you're going to ignore a few of God's commandments why not go the whole hog?

But I wouldn't expect an atheist without a moral compass to have an answer to that.
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Old 03-22-2012, 02:59 AM
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Your argument is invalid. I have played Minecraft since the Beta version. That's the big scary time where you test a game for public use. I am neither a sex slave nor am I a Satan worshiper. >><< These are for the sake of, you're a dumb ass. I also noticed in those accolades below your post that there is a fist shaking saying "Only tell her once" I'm sure your God would look down upon that. And that "Ex-maturbator" thing... It is a sin to touch ones self even once in their miserable life. So have fun in hell anyway. And that one douche who said Minecraft is for Socialist Anarchists... How was our nice civilization created? God? Or did some people WAY back when build the buildings using their own two hands and the sweat of their brow? And in a world where God told me everything to do and I could not deny her... (I said her you sexist pigs)... Then apparently she told all those people to make open-world video games. They can't deny her. So therefore they were forced to do it. In conclusion. Nothing you say makes ANY sense. Try playing it. Your world would turn up-side-down.
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Athiests are people. Probably better people than you. Most are brilliant, educated people. And Adam and Eve were nude. And their child killed the other. If we all came from them... Someone had to have had sex with their mother.
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Your argument is invalid. I have played Minecraft since the Beta version. That's the big scary time where you test a game for public use. I am neither a sex slave nor am I a Satan worshiper. >><<
That'd be why you named yourself Lucifer. Or was that just for "shock value"?



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How was our nice civilization created? God? Or did some people WAY back when build the buildings using their own two hands and the sweat of their brow?
Tell us about how sweaty you get clicking your mouse while NOT masturbating to online porn.
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My name is actually Lucy, jackass. Thanks for discriminating against me for my birth name. And clicking a mouse doesn't make you sweaty. And I don't masturbate to online porn, that's just ignorant. Judging people you don't even know. That seems to be the theme here...
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And I like how you only took the bit of quote from my side that had JUST ended at the Satan head. There was more behind that. Or did your tunnel vision blind you of such a fact? And having that "Believe what I say or you're going to die" attitude is also called... Communism
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My name is actually Lucy, jackass. Thanks for discriminating against me for my birth name. And clicking a mouse doesn't make you sweaty. And I don't masturbate to online porn, that's just ignorant. Judging people you don't even know. That seems to be the theme here...
Yes, your birth name Lucy Furr. I believe that. Show us your birth certificate or driver's license.

If clicking a mouse doesn't make you sweat, then what relevance is there to your yammering?

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How was our nice civilization created? God? Or did some people WAY back when build the buildings using their own two hands and the sweat of their brow?
No sweat in playing Mineshaft, so what's your point? You have built nothing with your mouse-clicking. You have only mentally masturbated instead of creating something real or of value.
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And I like how you only took the bit of quote from my side that had JUST ended at the Satan head.
That was all worth responding to, as it clearly demonstrated my point -- you're yet another God-mocking, witless troll.
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Minecraft* and I'm not going to post neither my birth certificate, nor my license to a mindless drone. What you said about sweat and masturbating has nothing to do with this conversation, and how you ignored the communism bit.. priceless classic. What I was stating was based off of an older post which said that giving tools to the masses to build freely is socialism and anarchy... Without giving tools to the masses there would be no civilization, no community, no massly-produced bibles. Your precious computer wouldn't exist. YOU wouldn't exist.
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My name is actually Lucy jackass.
I fixed it for you, Lucy.

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Lol nice, You're retarded. People believe this shit too. Satan-worshipers, everyone of you.
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Lol nice, You're retarded. People believe this shit too. Satan-worshipers, everyone of you.
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5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
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Minecraft* and I'm not going to post neither my birth certificate, nor my license to a mindless drone.
Then I do not believe your name is "Lucy Furr" and will continue to assume you are a troll attempting to mock us.

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What you said about sweat and masturbating has nothing to do with this conversation,
You yammered about "building civilization with the sweat of your brow". You do not sweat while playing Mineshaft. You aren't building anything. You are engaged in mental masturbation.

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and how you ignored the communism bit.. priceless classic.
I thought it kind to spare you the embarrassment of being asked what an economic system has to do with your hatred of God and belief that we want you to think what we think, when we never asked you to come here at all.

What is it that gives you the idea that every precious word from your witless fingers is worth acknowledging or discussing?
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I don't see persecution, I see free speech and thought and you persecuting her for such, and whom are you to make such an assumption as that she is a whore? That's childish you seem rather obsessed with "Whores" "Negros" and "Queers" around here it's horrible how you judge people and call yourself holy it's an insult to god, Honestly her opinion provides no proof for your case. It's like playing chess with a pigeon.. (You're the pigeon) no matter what anyone says and how backed up it is, or the ideas are you will... Undoubtedly shit on the board and strut around like you are victorious.
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I don't see persecution, I see free speech and thought and you persecuting her for such, and whom are you to make such an assumption as that she is a whore? That's childish you seem rather obsessed with "Whores" "Negros" and "Queers" around here it's horrible how you judge people and call yourself holy it's an insult to god, Honestly her opinion provides no proof for your case. It's like playing chess with a pigeon.. (You're the pigeon) no matter what anyone says and how backed up it is, or the ideas are you will... Undoubtedly shit on the board and strut around like you are victorious.
You play chess with PIGEONS???

Good grief, the depravity of Jesus-haters is truly boundless.



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[QUOTE=Zechariah Smyth;861444]You play chess with PIGEONS???

Good grief, the depravity of Jesus-haters is truly boundless.

That's actually an analogy, Thanks for noticing.. and really? "Ex-Gay" With all of these people i'm astonished you're allowed to judge! They would probably have you killed on the spot if they could have, just sayin'... All of you are hypocrites.
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You're a faggot and that was a homosexual advance! NO MEANS NO! You should be ashamed! YOU ARE NOT PERFECT LIKE THE REST OF THESE PEOPLE!
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You're a faggot and that was a homosexual advance! NO MEANS NO! You should be ashamed! YOU ARE NOT PERFECT LIKE THE REST OF THESE PEOPLE!
Please watch the potty mouth!



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How about no, Please preach more i mean.. It seems we have won honestly! THE BIBLE IS NOT THE ANSWER TO EVERYTHING! YAY! we win.
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What exactly did you "win"? A one way ticket to Hell?
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