The Landover Baptist Church
Like us or burn

Go Back   The Landover Baptist Church Forum > Church Forums > Easter is About Jesus - Period!

Easter is About Jesus - Period! A seasonal forum where we celebrate the true meaning of Easter. No bunnies allowed!

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #81  
Old 05-04-2011, 01:17 PM
Heathen_Basher's Avatar
Heathen_Basher Heathen_Basher is offline
Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
Biblical Black Belt
Jr. Pastor
 

True Christian™ Saved 1 Year One Year/1000 posts True Heterosexual™ 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Gold Tither Ex-Mary Worshipper Christian Love The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking Tagging for Jesus TC Bravery Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Real American™ Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Persecuted Mission to Las Vegas Porn Resistant Pro-Life The Lord’s Witness Wound Teabag Patriot Prayer Warrior 

Join Date: Dec 2008
Posts: 6,844
Heathen_Basher will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Heathen_Basher will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Heathen_Basher will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Heathen_Basher will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Heathen_Basher will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Heathen_Basher will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Heathen_Basher will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Heathen_Basher will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Heathen_Basher will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Heathen_Basher will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Heathen_Basher will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period

Quote:
Originally Posted by SaviorSeeker View Post
I just saw the same... train of thought, except with rabbits analogy to Jews. Of course I've read the ten commandments.
I didn't ask if you read the Ten Commandments. I asked if you read the Book of Exodus...

So, do you, or do you not agree that God in the Bible has absolutely no issues with the slaughter of animals?
Reply With Quote
  #82  
Old 05-07-2011, 05:59 AM
SinSeeker's Avatar
SinSeeker SinSeeker is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation

Atheist 

Join Date: May 2011
Location: Fresh out of the womb
Posts: 17
SinSeeker is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.SinSeeker is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.SinSeeker is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period

What you 2 say is true. I do know about how they eat up all their grass. They are what scientists call an Invading Species. I have read the ten commandments. Also, God only allows us to kill animals if done so respectfully, quickly, and painfully. That rabbit looks like it got a brutal death.

FYI, many of the early scientists were devout Christians. They just believed God made the world, and then let it sit, and allow things to evolve. He added all the mechanisms, and sat back and watched the amazing process of evolution occur.

I agree he allows the killing of animals, but not in a sadistic way.
The devil is sadistic.
If you enjoy harming others, you are sadistic.
If you are sadistic, you worship the devil.
If you enjoy watching bunnies die, you are sadistic.
Nuff said.
Peace
Reply With Quote
  #83  
Old 05-07-2011, 07:16 AM
BelieverInGod BelieverInGod is offline
Fourm Member
Forum Member

True Christian™ Heaven Bound True Christian Caucasian True Christian Homemaker True Christian Lady Christian Love 1st Year Bible College Real American™ The Lord’s Witness Wound Heaven Bound Cleanest Kitchen Best stoning bucket Mother of 2 boys or 5 girls Bronze Tither Best Pie One Year/1000 posts Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Most Obedient 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College Mama Grizzly Persecuted The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking Pro-Life Punched the most queers True Republican 

Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: On my way to Paradise
Posts: 9,279
BelieverInGod is fearful, unbelieving, a liar, a whoremonger, and abominable. Has a place in the Lake of Fire secured.
Default Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period

Quote:
Originally Posted by SaviorSeeker View Post
Well, I see now. I just thought it to be a little sadistic for killing a bunny... I'm sorry, rabbit, just for tributial or slaughtering purposes. I just saw the picture sending the message as 'KILL RABBITS ON EASTER. THEY ARE DESPICABLE CREATURES THAT ONLY CAUSE US TROUBLE' the same way you can view 'KILL JEWS AT THE HOLOCAUST. THEY ARE DESPICABLE CREATURES THAT ONLY CAUSE US PROBLEMS.'
Well they are despicable creatures that only cause problems. Maybe if you liebral Petaphiles would quit buying them at pet stores only to get bored and release them, they wouldn't be such pests. My boys shoot them on sight.

Quote:
I just saw the same... train of thought, except with rabbits analogy to Jews. Of course I've read the ten commandments.
-
Just wondering, do you memorize all sections of the Bible? Like, could you recite it without looking?
Of course. What kind of Christian can't....... oh wait, nevermind....

Quote:
The Easter Bunny is more of a symbol than an object of worship.
Nope, kids worship it. Liebrals encourage it because it dismisses the sacrifice of Jesus. Who cares about a Savior who died for your sins when there's some giant bunny handing out candy?


Quote:
This is totally different. Thinking about cute rabbits is totally different than smoking marijuana, or doing drugs, or participating in an orgy. It appeals to the little kids. Little kids think about easter as a holiday to look forward to. Their minds are not as developed as adults, they would not grasp the concept.
No it isn't. All of it is an abomination unto the LORD! Kids are perfectly capable of comprehending death if they're not being coddled into the liebral homer lifestyle.

Quote:
Originally Posted by SaviorSeeker View Post
What you 2 say is true. I do know about how they eat up all their grass. They are what scientists call an Invading Species. I have read the ten commandments. Also, God only allows us to kill animals if done so respectfully, quickly, and painfully. That rabbit looks like it got a brutal death.
Exactly where did you get this idea? I want to see scripture that backs up this insane idea.

Quote:
FYI, many of the early scientists were devout Christians. They just believed God made the world, and then let it sit, and allow things to evolve. He added all the mechanisms, and sat back and watched the amazing process of evolution occur.
Of course you have more scripture for this, right?

Quote:
I agree he allows the killing of animals, but not in a sadistic way.
The devil is sadistic.
If you enjoy harming others, you are sadistic.
If you are sadistic, you worship the devil.
If you enjoy watching bunnies die, you are sadistic.
Nuff said.
Peace
Lies, all lies. Who flooded the entire planet? Do you think drowning every living beast and human on the planet was "nice"? What about Sodom and Gomorrah? Do you think raining fire and brimstone on entire cities was "nice"? What about turning a woman to salt because she looked back? How "nice" was that? What about Hell? How "nice" is Hell?

You hippies are all the same. Instead of bothering to read the Bible, you take some pot and dream about what you would do if you were god. Somehow you then think that your idea is the real god and that it's the God of the Bible.
__________________
Drama queen
Reply With Quote
  #84  
Old 05-08-2011, 11:28 AM
Brother Oskar's Avatar
Brother Oskar Brother Oskar is offline
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Nashville, TN
Posts: 16
Brother Oskar is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period

I can't understand, why no one cares about the real meaning of Easter nowadays. It's just about the chocolate eggs (read testicles of Lucifer), which are brought by AN EASTER BUNNY??

Where is this world going...?
Reply With Quote
  #85  
Old 05-08-2011, 10:04 PM
SinSeeker's Avatar
SinSeeker SinSeeker is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation

Atheist 

Join Date: May 2011
Location: Fresh out of the womb
Posts: 17
SinSeeker is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.SinSeeker is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.SinSeeker is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Rebuttle to your foolish claim.

Im sure someone can find scripture for 'You must not kill animals in a painful way for pleasure, and then ridicule them after death. You must not harm things just for the joy of it'. Im SURE there is a scripture in there. If not, the bible is sadistic. It is common Knowledge that sadistic people are evil.

And if you can recite every bit part of the bible by heart, im sure you know the scripture. Youre just taking advantage of my ignorance of the bible. Taking advantage of people is a bad thing.

Do you have any proof children WORSHIP the bunny? If they would, they would be polythiestic, and go up to the pet shop, and hail the bunnys.

If god hated rabbits, why did he make them, and why are they so abundant?

for the scientist bit, its history, not scripture. Denying proven written down history is like denying what happened to you yesterday.

I believe many of you have good intentions, but your ignorance will cause you to go to hell. You are causing the world to become stupid, and become more primative.

I am definately not a hippie. What youre doing is dividing whoever isnt a true baptists Christian into a hippie
Reply With Quote
  #86  
Old 05-08-2011, 10:40 PM
Heathen_Basher's Avatar
Heathen_Basher Heathen_Basher is offline
Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
Biblical Black Belt
Jr. Pastor
 

True Christian™ Saved 1 Year One Year/1000 posts True Heterosexual™ 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Gold Tither Ex-Mary Worshipper Christian Love The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking Tagging for Jesus TC Bravery Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Real American™ Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Persecuted Mission to Las Vegas Porn Resistant Pro-Life The Lord’s Witness Wound Teabag Patriot Prayer Warrior 

Join Date: Dec 2008
Posts: 6,844
Heathen_Basher will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Heathen_Basher will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Heathen_Basher will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Heathen_Basher will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Heathen_Basher will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Heathen_Basher will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Heathen_Basher will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Heathen_Basher will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Heathen_Basher will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Heathen_Basher will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Heathen_Basher will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Rebuttle to your foolish claim.

Quote:
Originally Posted by SaviorSeeker View Post
And if you can recite every bit part of the bible by heart, im sure you know the scripture. Youre just taking advantage of my ignorance of the bible. Taking advantage of people is a bad thing.
Nobody's taking advantage of you. I have never seen a single verse in all of Scripture that refers to not causing pain to animals. None at all.

I do see pages and pages of verses describing God ordering the Israelites to slaughter and dice up animals and then spread its blood around the altar of the Temple. For example, just in Leviticus there are NINE whole chapters that deal with the subject.

Leviticus 1:5 You are to slaughter the young bull before the LORD, and then Aaron’s sons the priests shall bring the blood and splash it against the sides of the altar at the entrance to the tent of meeting.

6 You are to skin the burnt offering and cut it into pieces.



8 Then Aaron’s sons the priests shall arrange the pieces, including the head and the fat, on the wood that is burning on the altar. 9 You are to wash the internal organs and the legs with water, and the priest is to burn all of it on the altar. It is a burnt offering, a food offering, an aroma pleasing to the LORD.



11 You are to slaughter it at the north side of the altar before the LORD, and Aaron’s sons the priests shall splash its blood against the sides of the altar.



12 You are to cut it into pieces, and the priest shall arrange them, including the head and the fat, on the wood that is burning on the altar. 13 You are to wash the internal organs and the legs with water, and the priest is to bring all of them and burn them on the altar. It is a burnt offering, a food offering, an aroma pleasing to the LORD.



14 “‘If the offering to the LORD is a burnt offering of birds, you are to offer a dove or a young pigeon. 15 The priest shall bring it to the altar, wring off the head and burn it on the altar; its blood shall be drained out on the side of the altar.



17 He shall tear it open by the wings, not dividing it completely, and then the priest shall burn it on the wood that is burning on the altar. It is a burnt offering, a food offering, an aroma pleasing to the LORD.


Quote:
If god hated rabbits, why did he make them, and why are they so abundant?
Does God hate viruses or cancerous cells? Why did he make them, and why are they so abundant?

Quote:
for the scientist bit, its history, not scripture. Denying proven written down history is like denying what happened to you yesterday.
There are plenty of false, so-called Christians (like yourself). If they deny the Bible to follow science, they aren't really Christians. The Bible tells us:

1 Timothy 6: 20O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:

Quote:
I believe many of you have good intentions, but your ignorance will cause you to go to hell.
Just above you said you are ignorant of Scripture, and now you say we are ignorant? How exactly do you know if we are following God's Word correctly if you never bothered to read them?

Quote:
What youre doing is dividing whoever isnt a true baptists Christian into a hippie
At the end of the world, Jesus is going to divide everyone into two groups. Do you want to be on the wrong side?

Matthew 25:31 “When the Son of Man comes in his glory, and all the angels with him, he will sit on his glorious throne. 32 All the nations will be gathered before him, and he will separate the people one from another as a shepherd separates the sheep from the goats. 33 He will put the sheep on his right and the goats on his left. 34 “Then the King will say to those on his right, ‘Come, you who are blessed by my Father; take your inheritance, the kingdom prepared for you since the creation of the world.

41 “Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels.

46 “Then they will go away to eternal punishment, but the righteous to eternal life.”
Reply With Quote
  #87  
Old 05-09-2011, 01:52 AM
Halleluyah Rob's Avatar
Halleluyah Rob Halleluyah Rob is offline
Honorary True Christian™
Forum Member

Heaven Bound True Christian™ Protected by JESUS True Christian Caucasian Flat Earth Tell her once One Year/1000 posts 

Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Waiting for Jesus
Posts: 340
Halleluyah Rob has bribed people to get these reputation points.Halleluyah Rob has bribed people to get these reputation points.Halleluyah Rob has bribed people to get these reputation points.Halleluyah Rob has bribed people to get these reputation points.Halleluyah Rob has bribed people to get these reputation points.Halleluyah Rob has bribed people to get these reputation points.Halleluyah Rob has bribed people to get these reputation points.Halleluyah Rob has bribed people to get these reputation points.Halleluyah Rob has bribed people to get these reputation points.Halleluyah Rob has bribed people to get these reputation points.Halleluyah Rob has bribed people to get these reputation points.
Default Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period

It's the paptist's fault that we have these ridiculous traditions on Easter and Christmas. Trees, bells, eggs. Where's the Jesus?
Reply With Quote
  #88  
Old 03-14-2012, 04:55 PM
Dr Laurence Niles's Avatar
Dr Laurence Niles Dr Laurence Niles is offline
Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
 

Protected by JESUS Heaven Bound Ready for the Rapture True Christian™ Real American™ Ex-Masturbator True Christian Caucasian Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once Porn Resistant Pro-Life Christian Love One Year/1000 posts True Republican Ex-Brit Ex-eurotrash Eats the Most Pork Super Soaker Baptism Award Gold Tither True Christian Provider™ award Batman Shooting Survivor True Scientist™ Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Truck Stop Ministry Member Prayer Warrior Divorcee The Lord’s Witness Wound Punched the most queers Paula Deen Negro Support Group Touched by Jesus Babysitter 

Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Surrounded by queers.
Posts: 6,912
Dr Laurence Niles will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr Laurence Niles will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr Laurence Niles will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr Laurence Niles will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr Laurence Niles will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr Laurence Niles will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr Laurence Niles will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr Laurence Niles will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr Laurence Niles will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr Laurence Niles will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr Laurence Niles will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Halleluyah Rob View Post
It's the paptist's fault that we have these ridiculous traditions on Easter and Christmas. Trees, bells, eggs. Where's the Jesus?
Jesus is in Heaven.

What a silly question.

YIC
Posted via Mobile Device
Reply With Quote
  #89  
Old 03-15-2012, 03:39 AM
Joshua.Wright Joshua.Wright is offline
Unsaved trash, teenaged pervert
 

Full of it 

Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Earth
Posts: 41
Joshua.Wright is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Joshua.Wright is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Joshua.Wright is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Joshua.Wright is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Question Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period

Finally something on this site I agree with. How did we get "imaginary rabbit leaving chocolate eggs" from the resurrection of Christ?
__________________
This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. Any other gibberish will get you instabanned. --ADMIN
Reply With Quote
  #90  
Old 03-16-2012, 09:03 AM
Benjamin Over's Avatar
Benjamin Over Benjamin Over is offline
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Wherever JESUS tells me to live.
Posts: 81
Benjamin Over has bribed people to get these reputation points.Benjamin Over has bribed people to get these reputation points.Benjamin Over has bribed people to get these reputation points.Benjamin Over has bribed people to get these reputation points.Benjamin Over has bribed people to get these reputation points.Benjamin Over has bribed people to get these reputation points.Benjamin Over has bribed people to get these reputation points.
Default Re: Rebuttle to your foolish claim.

Quote:
Originally Posted by SinSeeker View Post
Im sure someone can find scripture for 'You must not kill animals in a painful way for pleasure, and then ridicule them after death.
Animal killings are designed to please the Lord, and there is nothing wrong with pleasing the Lord.

Exodus 20:24 An altar of earth thou shalt make unto me, and shalt sacrifice thereon thy burnt offerings, and thy peace offerings, thy sheep, and thine oxen: in all places where I record my name I will come unto thee, and I will bless thee.

Quote:
Originally Posted by SinSeeker View Post
You must not harm things just for the joy of it'. Im SURE there is a scripture in there. If not, the bible is sadistic. It is common Knowledge that sadistic people are evil
The bible is sadistic??? How could you say that!!!! What is wrong with you.

Why don't you go and read this beautiful-beautiful verse, and tell me if it is sadistic, you marijuana loving hippy!

John 15:9 As the Father hath loved me, so have I loved you: continue ye in my love.
Reply With Quote
  #91  
Old 03-21-2012, 01:36 AM
tyler the earthworm tyler the earthworm is offline
Unsaved trash, teenaged eurotrash hippie
 
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Offending Jesus with every breath
Posts: 36
tyler the earthworm is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.tyler the earthworm is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.tyler the earthworm is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.tyler the earthworm is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.tyler the earthworm is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period

well befor it was about Jesus it was about the rebirth of the horned god and also about the rebirth of the world anew, new life will spred, new animles born and plants grow it is a wonderful joyous time
Reply With Quote
  #92  
Old 03-21-2012, 02:07 AM
Pastor Ezekiel's Avatar
Pastor Ezekiel Pastor Ezekiel is offline
Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
 

One Year/1000 posts Ribfest '09 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Saved 1 Year Long service medal, 3rd class Christian Love True Christian™ The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking Real American™ True Heterosexual™ Tithing Manager 2008 Witch Hunt Award Gunfest '09 Senior Pastor Mission to Australia Heaven Bound Tagging for Jesus The Lord’s Witness Wound Home Schooled Punched the most queers TC Bravery Protected by JESUS Pastor of GOD Ex-Masturbator Jailed for JESUS Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot 20,000 posts Friend of Jesus 2010 Witch Hunt Award Flat Earth 50,000 posts Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Mission to Japan Pro-Life Mission to Las Vegas True Christian Provider™ award True Scientist™ Eats the Most Pork 2011 Witch Hunt Award Outreach preacher Special Mission (North Korea) Golden Bear Award True Republican Batman Shooting Survivor Sons of Liberty Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! WisconSIN Shooting survivor Proud Niglet Sponsorer Truck Stop Ministry Member Hatchet Child Rearing Award Kirk Cameron Fan Club In Love With Zeke Bear Prayer Warrior 2012 Witch Hunt Award Man of the Year True Christian Hotrodder Paula Deen Negro Support Group Gator Touched by Jesus 75,000 posts Man of the Year Babysitter 

Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
Posts: 76,383
Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period

Quote:
Originally Posted by earthlover View Post
well befor it was about Jesus it was about the rebirth of the horned god and also about the rebirth of the world anew, new life will spred, new animles born and plants grow it is a wonderful joyous time
This is a very powerful prayer against Witchcraft. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold. I now hurl it at you in Christ's name!

Father,
In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my church and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

In Jesus name I pray..
Amen
__________________
Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
Reply With Quote
  #93  
Old 03-21-2012, 02:14 AM
Adam Fag's Avatar
Adam Fag Adam Fag is offline
Unsaved trash, some kind of fag
 

Full of it Caution - Poster is Crazy Kangi UFO 

Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: WARWICKSHIRE
Posts: 382
Adam Fag is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Adam Fag is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Adam Fag is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period

Quote:
Originally Posted by earthlover View Post
rebirth
horned god
anew
new life
born
plants
grow
wonderful
joyous
so why is it not called "HORNED GOD"?
__________________
Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.
Reply With Quote
  #94  
Old 03-21-2012, 07:33 PM
Catherine Moore's Avatar
Catherine Moore Catherine Moore is offline
Forum Member
Forum Member

Protected by JESUS Christian Love Ready for the Rapture Heaven Bound 

Join Date: Feb 2012
Posts: 315
Catherine Moore is a True Christian™Catherine Moore is a True Christian™Catherine Moore is a True Christian™Catherine Moore is a True Christian™Catherine Moore is a True Christian™Catherine Moore is a True Christian™Catherine Moore is a True Christian™Catherine Moore is a True Christian™Catherine Moore is a True Christian™Catherine Moore is a True Christian™Catherine Moore is a True Christian™
Default Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period

Quote:
Originally Posted by tyler the earthworshiper View Post
well befor it was about Jesus it was about the rebirth of the horned god and also about the rebirth of the world anew, new life will spred, new animles born and plants grow it is a wonderful joyous time

That's interesting. So you disagree with your fellow atheists at Wikipedia when they say that the horned god was made up in 1921. A schism in the atheist ranks, I guess thats what happens if you have no set of rules to guide you.
Reply With Quote
  #95  
Old 04-05-2014, 07:59 AM
Betty Adams Betty Adams is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
Join Date: Apr 2014
Posts: 2
Betty Adams is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period

To me Easter is celebrating Lord Jesus and his mercy towards all human being irrespective of their religion. He gave his life at the cross to wash away sins and to give new life to those who follows him and trust him .
He knew how much he is going to suffer at the cross ,still he came forward and accepted this massive suffering for you and me..

What a wonderfull love....................
http://www.holidaysbuzz.com/easter-t...d-the-holiday/
Reply With Quote
  #96  
Old 04-05-2014, 08:11 AM
Attila's Wife's Avatar
Attila's Wife Attila's Wife is offline
True Christian™
True Christian™

Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ready for the Rapture Friend of Jesus Most Obedient True Christian™ True Christian Lady Best stoning bucket Touched by Jesus True Christian Beauty Ex-eurotrash Real American™ In Love With Zeke One Year/1000 posts 

Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: c/o Kent Community Mental Health Team
Posts: 1,929
Attila's Wife will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Attila's Wife will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Attila's Wife will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Attila's Wife will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Attila's Wife will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Attila's Wife will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Attila's Wife will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Attila's Wife will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Attila's Wife will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Attila's Wife will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Attila's Wife will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period

Quote:
Originally Posted by Betty Adams View Post
To me Easter is celebrating Lord Jesus and his mercy towards all human being irrespective of their religion. He gave his life at the cross to wash away sins and to give new life to those who follows him and trust him .
He knew how much he is going to suffer at the cross ,still he came forward and accepted this massive suffering for you and me..

What a wonderfull love....................
http://www.holidaysbuzz.com/easter-t...d-the-holiday/
Thank you for linking unnecessarily to a site which purports to explain Easter on a Church forum. I see 4 mentions of bunnies on that link. Look at the top of the page, please:

Quote:
Easter is About Jesus - Period! A seasonal forum where we celebrate the true meaning of Easter. No bunnies allowed!
But welcome to our friendly forums, dear. I look forward to getting to know you when you introduce yourself in your own thread in the Introduction Forum.
__________________
2 Timothy 3:16

All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


Reply With Quote
  #97  
Old 04-05-2014, 08:15 AM
Didymus Much's Avatar
Didymus Much Didymus Much is offline
Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
 

Hellbound Heathen Atheist Cancer on Society hippie Caution - Poster is Crazy Evilution Perv 

Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: chillin' in the summertime
Posts: 8,366
Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period

Quote:
Originally Posted by Betty Adams View Post
To me Easter is celebrating Lord Jesus and his mercy towards all human being irrespective of their religion. He gave his life at the cross to wash away sins and to give new life to those who follows him and trust him ...
One of those things doesn't work with the other.

And, who are you? Maybe you should make an introduction thread, like maybe in the introductions forum? Where people make introduction threads, to like introduce themselves? So that other people have half a freaking clue about who is saying something, and whether they should listen to this person or ignore them because they're just this voice on the internet who could be a total raving loony madman who will come over to their house in the middle of the night, cut the phone line and splice in a microphone and ringer thingie so he could call them and they'd answer the phone but there's no voice there, just some breathing and then they start to freak out a little bit and then someone in the audience yells out, "He's in the house!", which just spoils it for anyone who hadn't seen the movie before.

Just an idea.
__________________
1 Corinthians 1:27 "But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty;" The Bible confounds me; does that mean...
“A universe simple enough to be understood is too simple to produce a mind capable of understanding it.” — John David Barrow, FRS
Reply With Quote
  #98  
Old 04-05-2014, 09:47 AM
Betty Adams Betty Adams is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
Join Date: Apr 2014
Posts: 2
Betty Adams is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period

Ain’t a thief to broke in a house, lemme introduce myself am Betty Adams who is at the service of the Lord Jesus Christ. I found this forum interesting where Jesus is celebrated and his love is shared, this drived me to participate in this healthy discussion and share my views....
Reply With Quote
  #99  
Old 04-05-2014, 10:08 AM
Mother Of Seven Mother Of Seven is offline
True Christian™ with a quiverful

Quiverful True Christian™ Heaven Bound Friend of Jesus Hatchet Child Rearing Award Touched by Jesus Cleanest Kitchen Best stoning bucket True Christian Beauty One Year/1000 posts In Love With Zeke True Heterosexual™ TC Bravery 

Join Date: Jan 2014
Location: In the kitchen
Posts: 2,247
Mother Of Seven will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mother Of Seven will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mother Of Seven will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mother Of Seven will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mother Of Seven will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mother Of Seven will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mother Of Seven will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mother Of Seven will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mother Of Seven will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mother Of Seven will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mother Of Seven will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period

Betty, Please make your own thread in the Introductions section - here http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=16
Tell us which church you go to, your favorite verse from the Bible and how you came to find the Lord. Thanks - Heather
Reply With Quote
  #100  
Old 04-05-2014, 10:53 AM
abrames abrames is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
Join Date: Apr 2014
Posts: 7
abrames is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.
Default Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period

***Anal sex anecdote removed***

I'm a atheist but if there is a hell I hope you burn in it so piffle you and your piffleed up ways abrames out peace
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Find Additional Forums Here

The information presented here is Biblically accurate. Opinions concerning the technical difficulties, fitness requirements, safety, and ratings of self-crucifixion, flagellation, stoning, destroying enemies of GOD utterly, without mercy, and other activities inherent in Christianity are subjective and may differ from yours or others' opinions; therefore be warned that you must exercise your own judgment as to the difficulty and your ability to safely protect yourself from the inherent risks and dangers. Do not use the information provided on this site unless you are a True Christian ™ who understands and accepts the risks of participating in these activities. Landover Baptist Church makes reasonable efforts to include accurate and up to date information on this website, errors or omissions sometimes occur, therefore the information contained on here is provided "as is" and without warranties of any kind either expressed or implied. Viewing, reading, or any other use of the information contained within this web site is purely the voluntary will of the viewer or user. You, 'the viewer' or 'user' shall not hold the publisher, owner, authors or other contributors of The Jesus Experience responsible for any incidents related directly or indirectly to the Experience. Landover Baptist Church, et. al., assumes no liability or responsibility for your actions.


All times are GMT. The time now is 01:23 AM.


Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1999, 2009 all rights reserved