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Genesis 10-12

Sorry I missed yesterday, brethern and cistern, my interwebs was not functioning. So today, we've got 2 days to catch up on.

Here we go.

Genesis 10 is a list of the begats; that most people just skim over, or skip.

We've had indepth discussions of the begat list before, so we won't get into it right here, unless there are some more questions about it.

Genesis 11; the tower of Babel.

Here we learn that if people only have one language, they are unstoppable.

Genesis 11:6 And the LORD said, Behold, the people is one, and they have all one language; and this they begin to do: and now nothing will be restrained from them, which they have imagined to do.


Then there's some more begats...

Then the birth of Abram and Lot; and that pretty much concludes Genesis 11.

Genesis 12:2 And I will make of thee a great nation, and I will bless thee, and make thy name great; and thou shalt be a blessing:

The Lord's promise to Abram. PRAISE JESUS!!!

Ok, so the story continues, there's a famine, and Abram and his wife Sarai go to Egypt to get food.

Genesis 12:11 And it came to pass, when he was come near to enter into Egypt, that he said unto Sarai his wife, Behold now, I know that thou art a fair woman to look upon:

12 Therefore it shall come to pass, when the Egyptians shall see thee, that they shall say, This is his wife: and they will kill me, but they will save thee alive.

13 Say, I pray thee, thou art my sister: that it may be well with me for thy sake; and my soul shall live because of thee.


So Abram was 75 and walking around in the desert with a HOT wife; go Abram. So the egyptians hear that this guy has a fine-ass SISTER so they trade for her; give Abram a bunch of stuff, and she goes and lives in pharoahs house.

God didn't like that, so he sent some plagues to Egypt (it's a recurring theme in the bible). So Pharoah says, why did you say it was your sister when it was your wife?

So then pharoah send them away.

And that's the end of Day 4.

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Oooh, BIBLE STUDY again!!!

This reminds me of the things I used to do with Brother Harry Hardwick
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Is it true that Sarah was black? Just something I heard.

Brother V, I am loving this. Please keep it going.
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Genesis 10-12
Genesis 11; the tower of Babel.

Here we learn that if people only have one language, they are unstoppable.

Genesis 11:6 And the LORD said, Behold, the people is one, and they have all one language; and this they begin to do: and now nothing will be restrained from them, which they have imagined to do.
Some Satanists have suggested that they should devise their own language in an effort to make the universality of Babel accessible to the modern-day den of debauchery and sin. The sickening concept is spelled "Esperanto" and more information is available at Wikipedia, if you can believe anything they've got to say (I certainly do NOT):

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esperanto

In any case, the LORD has already latched onto the language that the whole of the world should be using; the only one that His Word was compiled under the supervision of King James himself - ENGLISH! Let's see if we can even attempt to PRAISE JESUS in other languages:

"Alabanza Jesús" [al-uh-BAN-zuh hey-ZEUS] in S. Pag Noll not only defiles the name of His only Son with extraneous markings above His letters, it makes the name of our Saviour sound like you're trying to tap the attention of a false pagan god of Greece! The only saving grace about this blasphemy is its close resemblance to Alabama, home to many of His chosen Church congregation.

"έπαινος Ιησούς" [en-AY-voc IN-oo-uck] - I am unsure why the aforementioned Greeks would devise their entire language around somebody with handwriting that poor. In any case, this reads as a Satanic summoning spell. The demon summoned will surely be from hellfire instead of heaven, and would look like nothing from Nazareth, but rather like an Eskeemoe.

"Lob Jesus" [doesn't get much simpler than that] - The Germans intend to throw the risen LORD somewhere... likely back onto a cross or atop burning woodpile to prevent the end of the world (which for them will surely mean eternity in the fiery furnace).

"хваление jesus" [ex-BAN-neh GEE-zus] - Apparently the Communists plan to lift their embargo on Christ eventually.

"elogio jesus" [Hello, Gee-oh-GEE-zus] - Convinced of their superiority and mob connections, the EYE-talian populace has the proposterous presumption that God gave the name "Gee Oh Vonny" to his only begotten Son. The name sounds Irish to me.

"lof Jesus" [Loaf, GEE-zus] - Since the abominational drug marijuana is legal in the modern day sodom known as "Hamster Damned," the Dutch are content to have the Saviour sit around doing nothing once He returns to purge the earth.

"賞賛イエス・キリスト" [Grass hut, boat dock, TEER. HURT] - As if we need more proof of the Shinto's sinfullness, they obviously intend to kidnap Jesus, hold him hostage in a grass hut, bring him by boat to a place where they will make him cry (or tear Him up... this guy has really bad handwriting, even though he has gone through the trouble to drawn us a map) and make Him hurt.

"称赞耶稣" [???] - I see a "B" in there somewhere, but this language is obviously spoken only by fellows dwelling in caves and drawing butchered bisons on the walls. I will not attempt to stoop to their level.

All translations are from http://babelfish.altavista.com/tr which apparently knows its KJV very well to be able to prove the heresy evident in trying to use any other language to PRAISE JESUS!!!
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Seek and ye shall find. Many persons of poisoned pigmentation refer to their even lesser halves as "sisters" (or "sistuhz"). It is no wonder that Abram would be ashamed to have such a wife appear with him outside of his home.
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Was Sarai his step sister?

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Very intresting, but all the number (ages) got me confused! I am not very good at math...

Praise the lord!!

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Another great day of bible study.
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