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Old 01-31-2012, 11:36 PM
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Ezekiel 14:1–11
Then came certain of the elders of Israel unto me, and sat before me. 2 And the word of the Lord came unto me, saying, 3 Son of man, these men have set up their idols in their heart, and put the stumblingblock of their iniquity before their face: should I be inquired of at all by them? 4 Therefore speak unto them, and say unto them, Thus saith the Lord God; Every man of the house of Israel that setteth up his idols in his heart, and putteth the stumblingblock of his iniquity before his face, and cometh to the prophet; I the Lord will answer him that cometh according to the multitude of his idols; 5 That I may take the house of Israel in their own heart, because they are all estranged from me through their idols. 6 Therefore say unto the house of Israel, Thus saith the Lord God; Repent, and turn yourselves from your idols; and turn away your faces from all your abominations. 7 For every one of the house of Israel, or of the stranger that sojourneth in Israel, which eseparateth himself from me, and setteth up his idols in his heart, and putteth the stumblingblock of his iniquity before his face, and cometh to a prophet to inquire of him concerning me; I the Lord will answer him by myself: 8 And I will set my face against that man, and will make him a sign and a proverb, and I will cut him off from the midst of my people; and ye shall know that I am the Lord. 9 And if the prophet be deceived when he hath spoken a thing, I the Lord have deceived that prophet, and I will stretch out my hand upon him, and will destroy him from the midst of my people Israel. 10 And they shall bear the punishment of their iniquity: the punishment of the prophet shall be even as the punishment of him that seeketh unto him; 11 That the house of Israel may go no more astray from me, neither be polluted any more with all their transgressions; but that they may be my people, and I may be their God, saith the Lord God.
I really don't get what you are trying to say. By the way, I quoted the actual bible for you as you seem to have a problem with that.

God wants us to see how He treats those who twist His word and follow the idols of their hearts. Yes, that is your rebuke, friend.
Yet God also dictates that they repent. Is that not salvation for those who had turned to other idols?

Also, I apologize. I had followed your link of Samuel in your signature to that site and it led me to that interpretation.
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Yes, but, if confronted with God's actual will and burning anger if they don't repent then that really is their problem. God is a jealous God and makes no bones about it.

God wants you to do His bidding or He will burn you forever. That's not a message Jesus didn't rubber stamp.

People with a problem with that will burn. How silly to burn rather than wear acceptable clothing out of stubbornness!
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If there was any doubt that hoodies are the clothing of degenerates and freaks!

Geraldo Rivera knows what he is talking about.

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But leave the subject of self-destructive pretense for another time, let’s talk hoodies.
His hoodie killed Trayvon Martin as surely as George Zimmerman did.
Remember when my friend and colleague the estimable Juan Williams got fired from NPR for saying that Muslims formally garbed freaked him out at airports? Juan is among America's sharpest commentators. He wasn't justifying his reaction, he was copping to it. Maybe shock therapy or a semester of sensitivity training could change it, otherwise It is what it is.
No one black, brown or white can honestly tell me that seeing a kid of color with a hood pulled over his head doesn’t generate a certain reaction, sometimes scorn, often menace.
When you see that kid coming your way, unless you specifically recognize him you are thinking ghetto or ghetto wannabe high-style or low-brow wise-ass. Pedestrians cross the street to avoid black or brown hoodie wearers coming their way.
Because this is a teachable moment let me speak plainly.
Whatever Reverends Sharpton and Jackson say in Florida Friday, after listening to the 911 tapes and hearing the witness’ testimonials, I believe Trayvon Martin would be alive today but for his hoodie.
God hates hoodies. The hoodie wearing nigra was obviously targeted by God as an ensample to us all to stop wearing the devil's garments.
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Look at the people who wear hoodies. Satanists, negroes, and negro enablers. That's it.

It's a wonder these things are still on the market.
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ok, don't even get me started on my chemical romance (i love them).
but i want that hoodie in the first post (the mcr one)!! i am going to try and find one, i have a black parade like jacket that i found really cheap at a store, but that hoddie would be amazing for my band shirt collection
and i find this funny because i go to a catholic school and one of the uniform options is a hoodie. they are comfy and warm (and here in canada, warm is a big deal).
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ok, don't even get me started on my chemical romance (i love them).
but i want that hoodie in the first post (the mcr one)!! i am going to try and find one, i have a black parade like jacket that i found really cheap at a store, but that hoddie would be amazing for my band shirt collection
and i find this funny because i go to a catholic school and one of the uniform options is a hoodie. they are comfy and warm (and here in canada, warm is a big deal).
Young lady, with the way you are carrying on, you will be plenty warm after you have drained away your life in a satanic EMO ritual and find yourself deep in the mire of Satans anal effluent.
Missy, do you really want thint? Think about this for a minute (I know that is the most your attention span is)
You're dead
Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever. .
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ok, don't even get me started on my chemical romance (i love them).
but i want that hoodie in the first post (the mcr one)!! i am going to try and find one, i have a black parade like jacket that i found really cheap at a store, but that hoddie would be amazing for my band shirt collection
and i find this funny because i go to a catholic school and one of the uniform options is a hoodie. they are comfy and warm (and here in canada, warm is a big deal).
What poetic justice that you are buying a hoodie to keep warm in the winter, when you are going to spend eternity in Hell. I imagine Jesus will make you wear it when He casts you over the cosmic precipice into damnation.

Of course the statue worshiping idolaters of the Catholic Church wear hoodies. They molest children and celebrate pagan holidays too.
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That's it. If you think hoodies are evil, that is your opinion, (however they are only to keep you warn) but don't you dare insult My Chemical Romance . I can't sit here and watch as my favorite band is insulted by people who have never heard their music. This is the greatest band in the world and none of you know what they truly stand for. So go ahead and call me names but don't you dare call MCR devil worshipers! Look them up and try to understand what the messages of the songs are

By the way can anyone tell me where I can buy that hoodie? It's really cool and I want it badly. I already have a shirt and wristband from My Chemical Romance and I want more
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I already have a shirt and wristband from My Chemical Romance and I want more
Your shirt and wristband will get your ticket punched to hell, butterscotch.

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Your shirt and wristband will get your ticket punched to hell, butterscotch.
I don't really believe that but as long as I can keep my shirt and wristband and the band will be there I am ok. The people you tell me who are going to heaven seem like assholes so I wouldnt want to go there anyway
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I don't really believe that but as long as I can keep my shirt and wristband and the band will be there I am ok. The people you tell me who are going to heaven seem like assholes so I wouldnt want to go there anyway
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Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

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5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
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That's it. If you think hoodies are evil, that is your opinion, (however they are only to keep you warn) but don't you dare insult My Chemical Romance
Or you will do what?

MCR are an abomination of whiny ungrateful abomination before God. Instead of praising God for showing us the strait gate to go through to be saved by sacrificing His only son to temporary death after several hours suffering they moan on about how terrible God's magnificent creation is in their opinion.



Also it's now obvious that the gays are hijacking the hoodie to seduce children to homerism.

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MCR are an abomination of whiny ungrateful abomination before God.
Not true but whatever. And why did you have the picture of the man in the hoodie. Are you gay yourself?
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Or you will do what?

MCR are an abomination of whiny ungrateful abomination before God.

Not true but whatever. And why did you have the picture of the man in the hoodie. Are you gay yourself?
Redeemed Papist is not a homosexual abomination. Also, if you did not already know this, hoodies are also used by guys/girls to trick people about their gender. It's disgusting.
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Redeemed Papist is not a homosexual abomination. Also, if you did not already know this, hoodies are also used by guys/girls to trick people about their gender. It's disgusting.
Not true. I wear hoodies because I want to hide my gender. That's how I rape girls and turn them lesbian.
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Not true. I wear hoodies because I want to hide my gender. That's how I rape girls and turn them lesbian.
That's so sick! You seriously need Jesus. Put down the hoodie and the gun and pick up a Bible (KJV only). Come back when you can hold a conversation without making people sick to their stomachs.
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That's so sick! You seriously need Jesus. Put down the hoodie and the gun and pick up a Bible (KJV only). Come back when you can hold a conversation without making people sick to their stomachs.
I never said anything about raping anyone! I said "that's why I wear them" what is wrong with this website! It's changing all the things I have said!
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I never said anything about raping anyone! I said "that's why I wear them" what is wrong with this website! It's changing all the things I have said!
Dear, the website doesn't change things. You type on your computer keyboard and the very letters appear on my computer screen. There are no creatures in the internets tubes that change these letters.

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I never said anything about raping anyone! I said "that's why I wear them" what is wrong with this website! It's changing all the things I have said!
So you wear them to hide your gender? Still disgusting...
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So you wear them to hide your gender? Still disgusting...
No I wear them because they are warm
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