Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan
As a Christian I'm certainly behind your noble cause Brother Fred. Certainly our ex-negro ministries have been a huge success, but we have no track record with the beaners – and there are a number of problems with them that can't be solved just by introducing mayonnaise into their diets (Catholicism being one of them)
I understand that it's a challenge trying to cure genetic diseases like negrosis
, and success isn't always guaranteed. In case of the beaners, not only are we confronted with mental illnesses like Catholicism, but the beaners have an even worse speech impediment than Negroes. Jive talk is hard to understand, but it's not totally unintelligible. The beaners, on the other hand, speak in devilish tongues known as Hispanorican
- doesn't even sound human!
Fortunately, as part of the plastic surgery, the procedure also calls for sterilization so that the patients don't pass down this horrible genetic disorder to their children. I can report that this part of the treatment has been 100% successful.