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Default Re: Negro Assaults with Skittles, gets shot - 03-28-2012, 04:36 AM

As a Christian I'm certainly behind your noble cause Brother Fred. Certainly our ex-negro ministries have been a huge success, but we have no track record with the beaners – and there are a number of problems with them that can't be solved just by introducing mayonnaise into their diets (Catholicism being one of them). While Ann Coulter has been promoting the "perfection" of Jews, the "Jews for Jesus" crowd still insists that they are Jews instead of Christians.



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Default Re: Negro Assaults with Skittles, gets shot - 03-28-2012, 10:55 AM

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Certainly our ex-negro ministries have been a huge success, but we have no track record with the beaners
Forgive me for correcting you Brother - the Lord knows I tried to forget him as well - but we do have a track record with Don Bozo - and a very very disappointing one at that... I wonder on what street corner he is now sleeping in his own vomit.

I think it's fair to say that they are almost a lost cause, but as Christians we might indeed have to give it another shot.


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Default Re: Negro Assaults with Skittles, gets shot - 03-28-2012, 02:01 PM

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Forgive me for correcting you Brother - the Lord knows I tried to forget him as well - but we do have a track record with Don Bozo - and a very very disappointing one at that... I wonder on what street corner he is now sleeping in his own vomit.

I think it's fair to say that they are almost a lost cause, but as Christians we might indeed have to give it another shot.
Brother Open, you are truly an inspiration to us all, with your long-suffering nature. It is so easy nowadays to simply assume that it is a lost cause to preach to the unwelcome trash from the South, but sometimes it is necessary to put aside our disdain for them and realize that even if there is one or two of them that can be saved™, we should pursue them.
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Default Re: Negro Assaults with Skittles, gets shot - 03-28-2012, 03:47 PM

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The MSM is calling Zimmerman a white beaner (aka "white hispainc") – I didn't know there was such a thing.
If this be white



Then is Obama white too?

What is next? People will say her is white too even though clearly brown beaner.

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Default Re: Negro Assaults with Skittles, gets shot - 03-28-2012, 03:52 PM

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If this be white



Then is Obama white too?
No, the differances is lifestyle choices.

Zimmerman chose to be born to a white father and hispanic mother. Therefor Zimmerman is white.

Obama chose to be born to a black father and white mother. Therefor Obama is a secret, anti-colonialist Muslim.



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Default Re: Negro Assaults with Skittles, gets shot - 03-28-2012, 05:43 PM

That Zimmerman character should take the parents to court and sue them for the cost of the bullet. If they do not give him the money Zimmerman should have the right to mount the head of his kill on the wall of his home.
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Default Re: Negro Assaults with Skittles, gets shot - 03-28-2012, 07:10 PM

He was clearly trying to throw the Skittles at Zimmerman (thus turning him into a homer). Zimmerman had no choice but to follow him (to make sure he didn't throw the Skittles from a distance) and shoot.


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Default Re: Negro Assaults with Skittles, gets shot - 03-28-2012, 07:21 PM

Maybe he can trademark "Hero of Sanford" and sell tee shirts.


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Default Re: Negro Assaults with Skittles, gets shot - 03-29-2012, 05:43 AM

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As a Christian I'm certainly behind your noble cause Brother Fred. Certainly our ex-negro ministries have been a huge success, but we have no track record with the beaners – and there are a number of problems with them that can't be solved just by introducing mayonnaise into their diets (Catholicism being one of them)
I understand that it's a challenge trying to cure genetic diseases like negrosis and beaneritis, and success isn't always guaranteed. In case of the beaners, not only are we confronted with mental illnesses like Catholicism, but the beaners have an even worse speech impediment than Negroes. Jive talk is hard to understand, but it's not totally unintelligible. The beaners, on the other hand, speak in devilish tongues known as Hispanorican - doesn't even sound human!

Fortunately, as part of the plastic surgery, the procedure also calls for sterilization so that the patients don't pass down this horrible genetic disorder to their children. I can report that this part of the treatment has been 100% successful.


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Default Re: Negro Assaults with Skittles, gets shot - 03-31-2012, 06:11 PM

A Mexican kills a Negro. I just don't understand the outrage.

Do the Negroes think he's Jewish because his name is Zimmerman? We know how much they hate the Jews.



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