Originally Posted by James Hutchins
Every dead baby Mrs. Hutchins has delivered has resulted in a resounding correction and a month stint in the prayer closet. It gives her time to think about what she has done to me and more importantly, God by failing to produce a living son.
As a reminder, all the dead children are in mason jars on a shelf in her closet.
By the way, Southern States
is having a sale on Mason jars (case lots).
Brother Hutchins, I have always wanted to study a stillborn child that came from a saved womb. If it would not be too much to ask, I would welcome the opportunity to dissect one of your dead children. If you do not care to part with a son, a daughter would do in a pinch.
What I am looking for is concrete evidence of in utero smiting. As you are beyond reproach, it is obvious that either your wife or the unborn child itself was the individual that angered God. If it was the child, I would expect to find evidence of such on the corpse. If this seems an indelicate place to respond, please send me a personal message. Thank you in advance.
Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University
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Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21