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Old 03-31-2012, 11:19 AM
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Wow, if hugging is considered as porn then I must be a total sl*t. xD I hug my friends all the time. :3 I why is the name Clannad replaced with Clann anal? xD And hugging is anal sex? xD Gotta admit, you guys are pretty creative. xD
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Wow, if hugging is considered as porn then I must be a total sl*t. xD I hug my friends all the time. :3 I why is the name Clannad replaced with Clann anal? xD And hugging is anal sex? xD Gotta admit, you guys are pretty creative. xD
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Old 04-10-2012, 02:56 PM
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*sigh* i pity you fools. i also find you all (except nameless san) idiots. i mean you base your lives around a fairy tale book. you call yourselves american but.. YOU GUYS ARE NOT AMERICAN IN ANY WAY! THE FIRST AMENDMANT DOESNT APPLY HERE? if that was true then THIS SITE WOULDNT EVEN EXIST! also you cannot be *TRUE AMERICANS* BECAUSE AMERICA IS THE LAND OF THE FREE! and you guys support slavery and discrimination! you guys are exactly like JOSEPH KONY! YOU ARE NOT AMERICANS YOU ARE BARBARIANS!

also you guys need to open up! its cheese and LOVE that makes the world go round. ROUND! not flat. take geography or earth space sometime. Anime and Manga are not evil. its a culture loved by teens and children everywhere! you all watched the Thundercats or Pokemon or Dragonball Z when you were little right?? THERE IS NO NUDITY IN POKEMON SO IS THAT PORN??? not all anime is bad guys. most of it is good. fact guess what i found in the FICTION section under FALSE RELIGIONS yesterday? KING JAMES BIBLE! and it was CORRECTLY PLACED!

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Nobody is forcing you to be on this forum so why don't you exercise your First Amendment rights (notice the correct spelling) and take your atheist hell bound drivel elsewhere.

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...THE FIRST AMENDMANT DOESNT APPLY HERE?...
*sigh* back at ya. The First Amendment (note the spelling please), and indeed the entire Constitution, delineates the powers and responsibilities of the Government. As this is a privately owned website, the Constitution does NOT apply here.

Please excuse me if I sound a bit exasperated after explaining this basic concept to the 5,000th idiot who has no idea what the Constitution actually does or means.

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Old 04-10-2012, 08:20 PM
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Why is VocalTard still here, anyway?

She obviously hates Jesus.
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*sigh* i pity you fools. i also find you all (except nameless san) idiots. i mean you base your lives around a fairy tale book. you call yourselves american but.. YOU GUYS ARE NOT AMERICAN IN ANY WAY! THE FIRST AMENDMANT DOESNT APPLY HERE? if that was true then THIS SITE WOULDNT EVEN EXIST! also you cannot be *TRUE AMERICANS* BECAUSE AMERICA IS THE LAND OF THE FREE! and you guys support slavery and discrimination! you guys are exactly like JOSEPH KONY! YOU ARE NOT AMERICANS YOU ARE BARBARIANS!

also you guys need to open up! its cheese and LOVE that makes the world go round. ROUND! not flat. take geography or earth space sometime. Anime and Manga are not evil. its a culture loved by teens and children everywhere! you all watched the Thundercats or Pokemon or Dragonball Z when you were little right?? THERE IS NO NUDITY IN POKEMON SO IS THAT PORN??? not all anime is bad guys. most of it is good. fact guess what i found in the FICTION section under FALSE RELIGIONS yesterday? KING JAMES BIBLE! and it was CORRECTLY PLACED!

PUT THAT IN YOUR BONGS AND SMOKE IT!!

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Look at the Pronunciation you tard! MAH-N-GAH! ITS A BOOK NOT FART SEX!! HOW THE HELL DID YOU COME UP WITH THAT ANYWAY? Mangas is plural for Manga. did you ride the shortbus when you were young? i bet you did! and you said you were reborn so you admit that you rubbed lotion on your tiny shrivled up penus. how pathetic! you guys are all retards!
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Look at the Pronunciation you tard! MAH-N-GAH! ITS A BOOK NOT FART SEX!! HOW THE HELL DID YOU COME UP WITH THAT ANYWAY? Mangas is plural for Manga. did you ride the shortbus when you were young? i bet you did! and you said you were reborn so you admit that you rubbed lotion on your tiny shrivled up penus. how pathetic! you guys are all retards!
What the hell is that manga slut about to do to that ferret? You Japs are sick!
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FIRST OF ALL: i never posted that picture! you guys must have changed it! my picture was of KAITO THE VOCALOID~ NOT SOME GIRL WITH A FERRET! YOU GUYS CHANGE MY PHOTOS JUST TO MAKE ME LOOK BAD! IT WAS OF A FRIGGING BLUE VOCALOID NOT THAT WOMAN~

this is of a fully clothed Kaito doll. if the image goes away or changes then you guys are hopless and will probably never realize how foolish you are.
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I think its a nice picture of a lady asleep with her pet ferret. Thanks its brightened my day...

By the way its spelt PENIS.

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you guys are exactly like JOSEPH KONY! YOU ARE NOT AMERICANS YOU ARE BARBARIANS!
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We do not watch Poke A Man or any other Satanic shows here. All I know is that I've heard the mangag critters in that show have evolution (which is a myth) and witchcraft (which is real, but evil). Either way, that's not suitable entertainment for adults, much less children.
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FIRST OF ALL: i never posted that picture! you guys must have changed it! my picture was of KAITO THE VOCALOID~ NOT SOME GIRL WITH A FERRET! YOU GUYS CHANGE MY PHOTOS JUST TO MAKE ME LOOK BAD! IT WAS OF A FRIGGING BLUE VOCALOID NOT THAT WOMAN~
this is of a fully clothed Kaito doll. if the image goes away or changes then you guys are hopless and will probably never realize how foolish you are.
Haha even tough they changed your pic, I don't see what's wrong with that girl and the Ferret. xD It's not likes she nude lol. Too bad these guys can't see how nice anime and manga is. D: Instead they make shit up just too make it look bad. >.<

Btw that Kaito doll is so adorable haha. <3
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Dear total slut,

If I wanted to see anal porn, I'd watch Glee.



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Haha, just because Glee is crappy, doesn't mean it's anal sex. (Get it, crappy, anal sex, har har har I'm so funny *Not serious face* (I actually like glee but wutever))
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Haha, just because Glee is crappy, doesn't mean it's anal sex. (Get it, crappy, anal sex, har har har I'm so funny *Not serious face* (I actually like glee but wutever))
You Jap preverts sicken me. Take your little yellow "Love Connection" with Locotard to the I Seek You or IBMs or The Skypers or however you slopes do the internets sex nowadays!
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You Jap preverts sicken me. Take your little yellow "Love Connection" with Locotard to the I Seek You or IBMs or The Skypers or however you slopes do the internets sex nowadays!
You spelled Vocaloid wrong. And this "little love connection" is nothing more then us agreeing on a this subject. xD And I don't do online sex. xD Not even RL sex haha. I wouldn't mind having a normal conversation with him on skype though. =O Because he seems like a pretty cool person. >:3
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Landover Baptist isn't organ of the US government, therefor, no, it doesn't apply here.
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The other threat are violent animes/mangas. A few years ago, I went through a phase where I watched a lot of this stuff. Needless to say, not only does it encourage violence, it's often times filled with demonic influences, etc. For instance, the following link is from Higurashi (do NOT look that up unless you have your Bible nearby- and have a very strong stomach). It's a compilation of... well I won't mention what because of how sick and disturbing it is. Just know that unless you are a True Christian man, you should NOT click on this link. Just DON'T.
*****SATANIC LINK TO VILE YOUTUBES MOVIE DELETED OUT OF DECENCY*****
I can post this sickness because I've developed a sort of resiliency for it. However, if you have not developed the resistance, avoid this link.

Praise God for His delivering power!
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You know. As a generally good person. I am baptized, went to Catholic school for all of my young life. I would like to say... your words of hate are disgusting. We are ALL gods children. We are in no place to tell someone they're going to hell or call them evil. God and Jesus will do that.
Also. There is nothing wrong with Anime. Futa is weird, i'll definitely agree with that. But Anime itself is good and fun. Anime is not drawn by horrible people bent on distroying humanity. Hentai is porn. Futanari is a subdivision of it. Unless you're looking for it. You're not gonna randomly run across futa if you're just putzing around on the internet. To find it. You need to be looking for inappropriate material to begin w/. They DO NOT show hentai in daytime cartoons in Japan. My friend was born there and she moved when she was 15 to America. She is a great person. She loves God.
Whoever first found this futa. He was looking for inappropriate material to begin w/. So. Shame should be sent to this person who first started this thread. Any man who spends hours looking at porn is OBVIOUSLY not disturbed by those images. So whoever you are. Stop porn hunting. If you like it. You like it. No reason to like something then start a post trying to get validation for your insecurities.
Porn has 1 purpose: to satisfy men. Men jerk off. Its a fact. If u don't, then you have a good dream and it all comes out anyway. If someone wants to use this odd material. Then thats what they like. You can't help what you like. And nor can you control your body's nocturnal emissions. Its part of being a lowly human.
So. Stop being so ignorant and hateful. Love is always the answer. Not hate and name calling. Jesus saves. You don't. You're only human. So stop passing judgment on a people you know nothing about. I don't recall Jesus walking around telling everyone whose slightly different that they're going to Hell. He was a kind loving person. You people are acting 100% hateful. Nothing but hate on this thread. DEFINITELY no God on this forum. Practice what you preach. You can love God AND like anime.
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Whats w/ all the new pictures? Oh. Also. There are people who are born w/ this condition. They will appear female. But will have a penis. People are born this way. Its not common. But it DOES happen. So. The Japanese aren't coming up w/ this idea. Just thought i'd point that out.
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