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Old 03-28-2012, 02:41 PM
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"Your eternal salvation is no shell game. Accept Jesus or the yolks on you!"




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Old 03-28-2012, 05:15 PM
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Daisy, you can simply order me a spiral cut Virgnia ham and I'll pick it up, no need to ship it.
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Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Old 03-28-2012, 05:18 PM
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"Your eternal salvation is no shell game. Accept Jesus or the yolks on you!"




Bless you, my future ham sender,
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Indeed. You have to accept Jesus (not Mary!) to be saved.

Bless you, my future ex-Catholic.
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Old 03-28-2012, 06:15 PM
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"Your eternal salvation is no shell game. Accept Jesus or the yolks on you!"
For once we are in agreement, Mr. Maurice (I think) (am still pondering if there's a snide, heretical joke in there)

Maybe the caption could be:

"You Have to Break a Few Eggs to be a True Christian™"
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Old 03-28-2012, 06:47 PM
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Daisy, you can simply order me a spiral cut Virgnia ham and I'll pick it up, no need to ship it.
Just a word of warning about those sprial sliced hams. When we lived in the city I used to buy one from our Honeybaked Ham store. (Mods pleasse remove the actual name of the store if those satanic lawyers they use would say that this is slander) I didn't think that it would be owned by the athiestic jews and catholics, but it was. I PRAYED for forgivness from CHRIST, and I know I've received it, but I also must warn others.

Our local HoneyBaked Ham store was owned by jews and catholics! They even hired lesbians to work there! It is not a place to buy food for a CHRISTIAN family!!

Also, I wouldn't buy any spiral sliced anything. The spiral is a pagan symbol. I wouldn't want it on my food!
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Old 03-29-2012, 03:02 AM
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Salvation is not as easy as pulling an Easter bunny out of a hat. Live your KJV!
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And the WINNER IS.........


Brother Rodimer for this winning entry!


Fantastic Brother!




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Please enjoy your Easter Ham Medal and

A YEAR'S SUPPLY OF HONEY BAKED HAMS - Courtesty of Landover Baptist Church!

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Brother Rodimer for this winning entry!


Fantastic Brother!






Please enjoy your Easter Ham Medal and

A YEAR'S SUPPLY OF HONEY BAKED HAMS - Courtesty of Landover Baptist Church!

ENJOY!


In accepting this award, I'd like to thank . . . um . . . Jesus, of course! And God and the Holy Spirit. So really just the one, then.







Oh, yes, I thank the people of Landover too, especially Daisy Mae. I was just kidding!
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