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Old 04-08-2012, 09:39 PM
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Friend, a moment on the lips and a life time of hips. Children bred from the stupor of a one night stand is not love.
If your parents really loved you, they would of taught you about God and how by His Good Grace, we are here.
Stupor of a one-night stand? Hardly. I was a planned baby and my parents, who were high school sweethearts, just celebrated their fiftieth wedding anniversary.


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I do not know what you are. I do know you refuse the simple wishes of God. Something is not right about you. Is it because you are obese and have a lot of cats?
I am not obese - 5'2" tall and 115 lbs. And I only have three cats.
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Old 04-08-2012, 09:45 PM
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If that's the case your so called parents murdered hundreds of potential Chritians by their selfish use of birth control.

They make me sick

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I am not obese - 5'2" tall and 115 lbs. And I only have three cats.
What does being an anorexic dwarf have to do with anything?

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Old 04-08-2012, 09:51 PM
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If that's the case your so called parents murdered hundreds of potential Chritians by their selfish use of birth control.

They make me sick

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Old 04-08-2012, 09:59 PM
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My parents chose to have me at a time in their lives when they were capable of providing properly for me, and for that, I am eternally grateful to them.
So you are so selfish that you are glad they murdered potential people and condemned themselves to Hell in the same disgusting act?

Genesis 38

*8And Judah said unto Onan, Go in unto thy brother's wife, and marry her, and raise up seed to thy brother.

*9And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.

*10And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.

Do you realise what this means?

God will kill your parents for their sin.

You need to get down on your knees and prayer for forgiveness. You and your parents need to confess and change your ways.

Please don't ignore what I say, your very souls are at stake.

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Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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My parents chose to have me at a time in their lives when they were capable of providing properly for me, and for that, I am eternally grateful to them.
Liar.

Without being a Christian, you have no claim to eternal life. You may be grateful to them during the entire time you spend alive on Earth (100 years if you're lucky), but then you're dead and rotting in the grave.
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It wouldn't bother you that thay hate God and could give you the AIDs?
Actually, lesbians have the lowest STD infection rate. And I avoid STD's by practicing safe sex.

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You should change your name to Whore-de-lis. It would be the honest thing to do.
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Anyway, let's get this conversation back on track! The essay I quoted in my original post makes a distinction between hostile blacks and intelligent, well-socialized blacks (IWSB, for short).

Your average hostile black will fly into a rage when you dare suggest that he has a responsibility to maintain his front lawn and not drag down property values.

It is therefore such a joy for me to know blacks like the fellow in the following video really do exist. See, this guy has the right idea: When a white person expresses concern about his ability or willingness to maintain his lawn, why, this colored fellow shows the world he has the gumption and initiative to work hard and keep the best darned lawn you ever did see!



I tell you, this is the kind of IWSB I want living next to me!*

Imagine what a peaceful, orderly society we'd be living in if all black people had this guy's attitude? You could go up to a black fella and say, "Boy, I don't think you have the self-control to avoid siring crack babies with every underage, fat, white girl you meet!"

And he'd rise to the occasion, meeting your challenge with a renewed determination to keep his molten seed far away from the womb of every woman but his wife's!

You could express your disapproval of his tendency to collect welfare, and by golly, he'd get fired up and go out there and take any job he could find just to stay off the dole!

Hey, I can dream, can't I?

*In the servant's quarters, if you want to be excruciatingly precise.
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Fortunately, National Review contributor John Derbyshire has penned a handy set of talking points for you to employ with your sons and daughters. In the interest of racial harmony and saving lives, I'm sure you will want to have a "talk" very similar to this one with your sons and daughters:

The Talk: Nonblack Version
You all will be interested to know that John Derbyshire was fired by National Review for exercising his free speech rights.

Says National Review editor Rich Lowry:

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"Derb"? Do they really call him Derb? Is that supposed to sound just like "Derp"?
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Faith Machine, I just watched your video "a man named Pearl" and was stunned by the audacity of this so called gardener. I'm sure the real whites that actually live there will be stunned also when they return from Aruba or where ever they were vacationing, to witness this imposter from the ghetto, high on crack or goof balls, that seized the opportunity to be a 'pretend groundskeeper'.
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I'd assumed he was doing all that gardening on his own garden. Now that you mention it, that does seem like an awful lot of gardening to fit on one sharecropper's land. If he's trespassing on his neighbors' lawns, I sure do hope somebody explains to him exactly what the "stand your ground" law could mean to him.
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I'd assumed he was doing all that gardening on his own garden. Now that you mention it, that does seem like an awful lot of gardening to fit on one sharecropper's land. If he's trespassing on his neighbors' lawns, I sure do hope somebody explains to him exactly what the "stand your ground" law could mean to him.

The sad part is the unfortunate whites that really own the well groomed yard surely worked their tails off finding oriental and latino workers to perform this work. The whites probably scoured craiglist and mexican labor camps tirelessly until they found suitable labor.
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