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Old 04-15-2012, 12:12 AM
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Default "Discovery of Jesus' Bones" is a Fraud.

I wish law enforcement would stop heretics from peddling their wares to an unsuspecting public.

This science nut has poked a camera inside a tomb in Jerusalem and claims he has discovered the bones of Jesus. Those of us True Christians™ at Landover Baptish knew they could not be the bones of Jesus because He was resurrected and sits a the right hand of God Almighty. There are no bones of Jesus anywhere on earth.

Now, other scientists have confirmed the entire thing is a fraud. They could have contacted LBC first and saved all the confusion.

http://www.christianpost.com/news/je...cholars-73022/
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Default Re: "Discovery of Jesus' Bones" is a Fraud.

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There are no bones of Jesus anywhere on earth.
That's a good point. How does He get to save the folks NOT of "our fold"? We know he "went up"
Acts 1:10 …up…
but we know that if he just went up to space He'd die so there must have been a means "up there" for Him to use to go to where He is now and yes, there were
Acts 1:10 …behold, two men stood by them in white apparel;
who were those two men, where were they and how did they get down on to the Earth?

Acts tells us they just stood there, first they were not there and then, poof! there they were!
Acts 1:10 …behold…
so of there are no bones here
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so of course there are no bones here
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That's a good point. How does He get to save the folks NOT of "our fold"? We know he "went up"
Acts 1:10 …up…
but we know that if he just went up to space He'd die so there must have been a means "up there" for Him to use to go to where He is now and yes, there were
Acts 1:10 …behold, two men stood by them in white apparel;
who were those two men, where were they and how did they get down on to the Earth?

Acts tells us they just stood there, first they were not there and then, poof! there they were!
Acts 1:10 …behold…
so of there are no bones here
Thank you, Adam, for this fine research work. It's always helpful to add depth to these things.
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Default Re: "Discovery of Jesus' Bones" is a Fraud.

The idea of Jesus Bones has to be the work of fluffy bunny scientist.


Either Jesus was the real deal and everything detailed about Him in the Good Book really did happen, in which case, no moldering bones to be found--or He didn't exist as a distinct, historically real individual, in which case any bones found could be the bones of just about anybody from the general timeframe.

Make up your minds, people! Jesus performed supernatural miracles and shed the only sinless blood to be found upon the whole earth in order to satisfy God's Holy standards for not admitting sin into His Perfect Presence-- or people made Him up and threw together motifs and myths that are standard elements of hero stories throughout the world.

He was not just some "cool guy" with a beard who went around preaching tolerance and equality. That would make Him George Carlin minus the profanity.


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