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Old 05-01-2012, 05:36 PM
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Who says they are forcing marriage on straights or gays?
Read the papers.

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You people need open your eyes.
1) those are British people not U.S. You can tell by the insignia on the soldiers beret and by the, I don't know...maybe the British Flag.

2)And those people aren't being forced to marry, just because someone doesn't "look" gay it doesn't mean they are. you can clearly see by their smiles that they are doing this because they chose to.
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This soldier is gay, the person waiting is also gay so noone is forced to marry anyone, they both want it there is what the video is about! Equal rights and marriage for anyone, whatever your sex is!
How can you say he is forced while you see he's so happy he sees his boyfriend after coming back from war?
This video is touching by the way, anyone with a heart would feel there eyes tear a little.
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This video is touching by the way, anyone with a heart would feel there eyes tear a little.
It makes me cry too.

I cry because so many are going to spend eternity down in hell being tortured in unspeakably horrible ways, all because they disobeyed God and sodomised another man.
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I know it makes me "tear up" a little, because it doesn't "sell" the whole picture of the deadly homogay lifestyle.

It doesn't show the AIDS, the forced partner swappings, the beatings and the drugs drugs drugs...

Sure, so many evil things look all well and rosy, AT FIRST...

It's the old bait and switch (hitter) routine...
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I fail to see where the soldiers were forced to marry. They walked to each other on their own and kissed on their own.
Their was no force involved, neither was the risk of losing his job.
Please show proof next time : )
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This soldier is gay, the person waiting is also gay so noone is forced to marry anyone, they both want it there is what the video is about! Equal rights and marriage for anyone, whatever your sex is!
How can you say he is forced while you see he's so happy he sees his boyfriend after coming back from war?
This video is touching by the way, anyone with a heart would feel there eyes tear a little.
Listen, l'il lady! Being gaywise is all about being forced. That's why they call it anal rape.

Do you think anyone would willingly submit to a pulsing phallus penertrating their posterior. Or would anyone in their right mind poke their penile member twixt two tight rump cheeks?

Of course not: not one would. And that is why the Gaysexualist has to rape his victim.

Fresh faced young, firm wristed youths in the prime of their youths are stalked by the furtive, fat, frothing perverts who stalk the lobbies of video game servers. Young clean limb boys, eager to play harmless games with thier equals vibrant chums: unaware of the danger from the silent, stalking, slobbering sybarites, waiting for a naive young victim to stray too close.

A few hours later and the grooming is done.

A few days later the poor flaxan haired youth is paying for crack to numb the pain as they are sodomised by a gaggle of the gaywise dirty toilets on the wrong side of town.

It's a sad story.

And you want this to happen to soldiers?

You make me sick

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Listen, l'il lady! Being gaywise is all about being forced. That's why they call it anal rape.
It's true, brother. Back in elementary school there were these twins, the Schultz brothers, Max and Ted. They dressed differently, acted differently, played differently. We didn't like them and once a week me and the gang would force them to do things to each other for our enjoyment. It started with making them kiss and lick each other on the face. Eventually we made them touch each other's nipples and penises. Finally we hauled them both into the boy's bathroom and forced them to sodomize each other for our entertainment as we laughed and hooted at them. At first they hated it: whenever we came by they would run away, forcing us to catch them and beat their legs. They would cry as we made them do gay things with each other. Then they would just do it with a numb look on their faces. Eventually, though, they started liking it. Then it got weird and we stopped liking it. Then they started going into the boy's bathroom together on a daily basis. I guess it was around the time I went in the bathroom one day and they were sword fighting with their penises that I realized I wasn't having fun anymore. I told the principal what I'd seen and got both boys expelled. Now it's like forty-something years later and they still live together.

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So you actually think that women's jeans, working on sundays, cursing etc should be illegal? Why?
See your own previous post, duh.
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Pretty cool, huh?



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I'm sure you'll agree. Nobody wants to see that.

And the "cursing" is actually a reference to blasphemy. Two different things. Blasphemy should, of course, be illegal.
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Do you think anyone would willingly submit to a pulsing phallus penertrating their posterior. Or would anyone in their right mind poke their penile member twixt two tight rump cheeks?

Yes. And it's mostly the so called 'straights', who secretly want that done by their wifes. Sexuality is more than just making children.
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Yes. And it's mostly the so called 'straights', who secretly want that done by their wifes...
Citation, please. Be aware that projection does not count.

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Bible says NO.
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Yes. And it's mostly the so called 'straights', who secretly want that done by their wifes. Sexuality is more than just making children.
'Wifes' don't have penises.

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Bible says NO.

I'm sure you are also able to use the internet and go search:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...n_1190440.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_sex

there are citations given.

"The survey, released last year, showed that 38.2 percent of men between 20 and 39 and 32.6 percent of women ages 18 to 44 engage in heterosexual anal sex. Compare that with the CDC’s 1992 National Health and Social Life survey, which found that only 25.6 percent of men 18 to 59 and 20.4 percent of women 18 to 59 indulged in it."

Or write them and ask for their study.
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...there are citations given.

"The survey, released last year, showed that 38.2 percent of men between 20 and 39 and 32.6 percent of women ages 18 to 44 engage in heterosexual anal sex"...
Incredible. Absolutely amazing. Mind-blowing.

Not the statistics, but your inability to read English.

The stories you linked to are about men putting their johnsons in ladies backsides, NOT ABOUT WANTING TO HAVE THEIR WIVES PUT THEIR (NON-EXISTENT) JOHNSONS IN THE MAN'S, which is what you claimed above.

Why I should expect any less from someone who repeatedly denies the Bible's clear condemnation of ANY sexual contact not involving a man put his thingie in his WIFE'S FRONT thingie is equally mystifying, but I am ever the optimist.

Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go find a brick wall to beat my head against, because it will feel so good when I stop.
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What the President, who invented this agenda and pushed it through, refuses to address is how his enforced gay marriages will effect the soldiers PHYSICALLY.

I'm sorry to have to bring this up, but as we know from the Pastors' sermons, just 1 "gaywise" encounter can render the male incapable of control "back there" (not to mention vulnerable to future attacks, which is the whole point.) So now picture this loss of control kicking in on every enlisted soldier at once on the battlefield.

Not a pretty sight.

It's almost like the Gay Marriage Agenda was invented by our overseas enemies, to weaken our defenses!!

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It's almost like the Gay Marriage Agenda was invented by our overseas enemies, to weaken our defenses!!

Thank you, No.
That is such a profound observation, Mistress Cookie.

Here you have our army of manly soldiers, ready to do battle. Then, along comes a President who wants to tempt them with physical pleasures that will render them worthless as warriers.

We simply have to pray our country is not attacked until we have a new President in office ready to defend us with an army of Godly masculine soldiers.
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