The Landover Baptist Church
Like us or burn

Go Back   The Landover Baptist Church Forum > Church Forums > Easter is About Jesus - Period!

Easter is About Jesus - Period! A seasonal forum where we celebrate the true meaning of Easter. No bunnies allowed!

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old 04-03-2011, 01:34 AM
Rev. M. Rodimer's Avatar
Rev. M. Rodimer Rev. M. Rodimer is offline
Honorary True Christian™
Forum Member

One Year/1000 posts Gunfest '07 True Christian™ Saved 1 Year 1st Year Bible College True Heterosexual™ Tithing Manager Long service medal, 3rd class Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Mission to Australia Pastor of GOD Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Friend of Jesus Ex-Masturbator Ex-Masturbator 2010 Witch Hunt Award Flat Earth Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Eats the Most Pork Public Awareness Medal True Republican Eats the Most Pork Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Christian Love Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Truck Stop Ministry Member Kirk Cameron Fan Club Prayer Warrior 

Join Date: May 2008
Location: North Salem, Indiana
Posts: 14,063
Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default God-mocking atheist actually understands Easter!

Well, sort of. Close enough, really.

__________________
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 04-03-2011, 07:57 AM
Angel of Light's Avatar
Angel of Light Angel of Light is offline
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Uranus
Posts: 38
Angel of Light is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Angel of Light is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: God-mocking atheist actually understands Easter!

Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 04-03-2011, 05:55 PM
WWJDnow's Avatar
WWJDnow WWJDnow is offline
True Christian™
True Christian™

True Christian™ Christian Love 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Mission to Australia Saved 1 Year Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once One Year/1000 posts Porn Resistant Pro-Life Bronze Tither Eats the Most Pork Super Soaker Baptism Award True Republican Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Prayer Warrior Touched by Jesus 

Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Godless New York City
Posts: 3,832
WWJDnow will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!WWJDnow will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!WWJDnow will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!WWJDnow will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!WWJDnow will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!WWJDnow will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!WWJDnow will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!WWJDnow will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!WWJDnow will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!WWJDnow will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!WWJDnow will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: God-mocking atheist actually understands Easter!

I know the Bible tells me to love my enemies, but the homos and the cargo cultists really piss me off with the way they try to impose their lifestyles on the rest of us.
__________________
The kinetic theory of gasses is ONLY a THEORY.

Teach the controversy!
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 04-03-2011, 06:26 PM
Rev. M. Rodimer's Avatar
Rev. M. Rodimer Rev. M. Rodimer is offline
Honorary True Christian™
Forum Member

One Year/1000 posts Gunfest '07 True Christian™ Saved 1 Year 1st Year Bible College True Heterosexual™ Tithing Manager Long service medal, 3rd class Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Mission to Australia Pastor of GOD Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Friend of Jesus Ex-Masturbator Ex-Masturbator 2010 Witch Hunt Award Flat Earth Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Eats the Most Pork Public Awareness Medal True Republican Eats the Most Pork Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Christian Love Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Truck Stop Ministry Member Kirk Cameron Fan Club Prayer Warrior 

Join Date: May 2008
Location: North Salem, Indiana
Posts: 14,063
Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: God-mocking atheist actually understands Easter!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Angel of Light View Post
That's a nice red X there, dim bulb. I can only assume you were mocking God, and the JesOS system caught it before it would offend my eyes.
__________________
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 04-15-2011, 09:17 PM
kabley's Avatar
kabley kabley is offline
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
Join Date: Apr 2011
Posts: 8
kabley is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: God-mocking atheist actually understands Easter!

Every unbeliever understands the pagan ritual of Easter... Resurrection Sunday is another story, however...
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 05-01-2011, 09:09 PM
Twiggy's Avatar
Twiggy Twiggy is offline
Unsaved trash
 

How dumb can you get? Retard Posting Rides the Short Bus CAUTION - Underage Poster 

Join Date: Apr 2011
Posts: 136
Twiggy is fearful, unbelieving, a liar, a whoremonger, and abominable. Has a place in the Lake of Fire secured.
Default Re: God-mocking atheist actually understands Easter!

Everyone knows what Easter is originally about- Jesus died, was put in a cave, and then on the third day he rose again in the form of a giant chocolate egg, which is why we now have Easter eggs!
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 05-02-2011, 05:51 AM
Rev. M. Rodimer's Avatar
Rev. M. Rodimer Rev. M. Rodimer is offline
Honorary True Christian™
Forum Member

One Year/1000 posts Gunfest '07 True Christian™ Saved 1 Year 1st Year Bible College True Heterosexual™ Tithing Manager Long service medal, 3rd class Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Mission to Australia Pastor of GOD Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Friend of Jesus Ex-Masturbator Ex-Masturbator 2010 Witch Hunt Award Flat Earth Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Eats the Most Pork Public Awareness Medal True Republican Eats the Most Pork Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Christian Love Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Truck Stop Ministry Member Kirk Cameron Fan Club Prayer Warrior 

Join Date: May 2008
Location: North Salem, Indiana
Posts: 14,063
Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: God-mocking atheist actually understands Easter!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Twiggy View Post
Everyone knows what Easter is originally about- Jesus died, was put in a cave, and then on the third day he rose again in the form of a giant chocolate egg, which is why we now have Easter eggs!
How did that little gag work out for ya, dear?
__________________
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old 04-29-2012, 05:29 PM
Superdork33's Avatar
Superdork33 Superdork33 is offline
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: In bed with my fag boyfriend
Posts: 39
Superdork33 is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Superdork33 is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Superdork33 is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Superdork33 is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Superdork33 is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: God-mocking atheist actually understands Easter!

Quote:
Originally Posted by WWJDnow View Post
I know the Bible tells me to love my enemies, but the homos and the cargo cultists really piss me off with the way they try to impose their lifestyles on the rest of us.
They dont impose it on you, if you think they do, that means that the thought of trying their lifestyle passed through your mind, and you immidietly denied it.
And becuase you say True Christians are never wrong or gay, you blame the homo for imposing it on you.

Written by a brother of a psychology student who wont stop talking.


On easter: You are all wrong, St. peter was a rabbit! in the last supper he ate sugered eggs with vannila, and then jesus made him the pope!
Popes should be rabbits! if that would happen, all christianity would gather, listen to a rabbit that tells god's words.
But the catholic church tries to hide the fact.

Now we eat choclate eggs becuase they taste better then what st. peter ate.


Makes sense, doesnt it?
Reply With Quote
  #9  
Old 04-29-2012, 07:00 PM
Lillian Lillian is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Godless Scotland
Posts: 22
Lillian is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Lillian is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Lillian is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: God-mocking atheist actually understands Easter!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Superdork33 View Post
On easter: You are all wrong, St. peter was a rabbit! in the last supper he ate sugered eggs with vannila, and then jesus made him the pope!
Popes should be rabbits! if that would happen, all christianity would gather, listen to a rabbit that tells god's words.
But the catholic church tries to hide the fact.

Now we eat choclate eggs becuase they taste better then what st. peter ate.


Makes sense, doesnt it?
Would love to join that religion!
Not only to you get bunnies, you also get chocolate eggs! X3
Reply With Quote
  #10  
Old 05-02-2012, 06:16 PM
LBC loving Dutchmen's Avatar
LBC loving Dutchmen LBC loving Dutchmen is offline
Forum Member
Forum Member
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 216
LBC loving Dutchmen has bribed people to get these reputation points.LBC loving Dutchmen has bribed people to get these reputation points.LBC loving Dutchmen has bribed people to get these reputation points.LBC loving Dutchmen has bribed people to get these reputation points.LBC loving Dutchmen has bribed people to get these reputation points.LBC loving Dutchmen has bribed people to get these reputation points.LBC loving Dutchmen has bribed people to get these reputation points.LBC loving Dutchmen has bribed people to get these reputation points.
Default Re: God-mocking atheist actually understands Easter!

Well, I give up some chocolate eggs for eternal salvation any time... Short time policies like those Obummer politics are never smart (not that True Christians expect something smart from him).
__________________
II Kings 2:23-24: 23And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. 24And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.
Reply With Quote
  #11  
Old 05-09-2012, 01:06 AM
WWJDnow's Avatar
WWJDnow WWJDnow is offline
True Christian™
True Christian™

True Christian™ Christian Love 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Mission to Australia Saved 1 Year Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once One Year/1000 posts Porn Resistant Pro-Life Bronze Tither Eats the Most Pork Super Soaker Baptism Award True Republican Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Prayer Warrior Touched by Jesus 

Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Godless New York City
Posts: 3,832
WWJDnow will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!WWJDnow will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!WWJDnow will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!WWJDnow will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!WWJDnow will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!WWJDnow will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!WWJDnow will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!WWJDnow will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!WWJDnow will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!WWJDnow will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!WWJDnow will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: God-mocking atheist actually understands Easter!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Superdork33 View Post
They dont impose it on you, if you think they do, that means that the thought of trying their lifestyle passed through your mind, and you immidietly denied it.
Thanks, Dr. Phil, for that astonishingly incorrect psychoanalysis.

Quote:
True Christians are never wrong or gay
This testimony is true.

Quote:
Written by a brother of a psychology student who wont stop talking.
It's true, you won't stop talking. That must drive your brother crazy.
__________________
The kinetic theory of gasses is ONLY a THEORY.

Teach the controversy!
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Find Additional Forums Here

The information presented here is Biblically accurate. Opinions concerning the technical difficulties, fitness requirements, safety, and ratings of self-crucifixion, flagellation, stoning, destroying enemies of GOD utterly, without mercy, and other activities inherent in Christianity are subjective and may differ from yours or others' opinions; therefore be warned that you must exercise your own judgment as to the difficulty and your ability to safely protect yourself from the inherent risks and dangers. Do not use the information provided on this site unless you are a True Christian ™ who understands and accepts the risks of participating in these activities. Landover Baptist Church makes reasonable efforts to include accurate and up to date information on this website, errors or omissions sometimes occur, therefore the information contained on here is provided "as is" and without warranties of any kind either expressed or implied. Viewing, reading, or any other use of the information contained within this web site is purely the voluntary will of the viewer or user. You, 'the viewer' or 'user' shall not hold the publisher, owner, authors or other contributors of The Jesus Experience responsible for any incidents related directly or indirectly to the Experience. Landover Baptist Church, et. al., assumes no liability or responsibility for your actions.


All times are GMT. The time now is 05:03 AM.


Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1999, 2009 all rights reserved