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Have you ever noticed that 9 times out of 10 it's the god fearing ones that are scared of sex that end up raping kids. Not Mario.
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Have you ever noticed that 9 times out of 10 it's the god fearing ones that are scared of sex that end up raping kids. Not Mario.
I would say there's a 100% chance that Mario, being a cartoon character, will not rape any children.

BUT! The point of the "gayme" is to turn children into raging homosexuals.

And it works!

Look at these two homers with their sex toys:



And yet here you are, Mr. Gotno Sense, coming onto a Christian church's discussion forum and whining because we are telling OUR OWN MEMBERS AND FRIENDS not to let their children play this filth.

Why do you not respect our rights?
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Citation needed.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholic_sex_abuse_cases

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/47646838...etailed-diary/

Just type "priest molestation" into google. It's truly sad how many children have had their innocence taken away by someone they believed they could trust.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholic_sex_abuse_cases

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/47646838...etailed-diary/

Just type "priest molestation" into google. It's truly sad how many children have had their innocence taken away by someone they believed they could trust.
Hello, friend. I see you also have seen through the false Catholic cult of kiddie fiddling cultural eunuchs.

Why not make an introduction thread and tell us about your walk with Jesus!
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I would say there's a 100% chance that Mario, being a cartoon character, will not rape any children.

BUT! The point of the "gayme" is to turn children into raging homosexuals.

And it works!

Look at these two homers with their sex toys:



And yet here you are, Mr. Gotno Sense, coming onto a Christian church's discussion forum and whining because we are telling OUR OWN MEMBERS AND FRIENDS not to let their children play this filth.

Why do you not respect our rights?
That's called cosplaying. They're dressing up like the characters in the game. It's like in a nativity scene...where they dress up? Do you understand this now? Like in plays, at costume parties, it's all innocent. People dress up sometimes, but it doesn't mean they are gay and if they were there would be nothing wrong with that. Life should be lived with love and equality for all who inhabit this earth, not spreading the hatred that everyone on this site does. God made us as we are, he made some people gay and I think everyone needs to realise this.
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Hello, friend. I see you also have seen through the false Catholic cult of kiddie fiddling cultural eunuchs.

Why not make an introduction thread and tell us about your walk with Jesus!
Why call me friend? we are not friends. We have never met, it just sounds creepy. The definition of friend means someone who knows some else and has a strong bond. I do not know you, there is no bond between us.


Just as you generalise people, I will generalise religion and categorise all forms of Christianity as the same. It is only fair that if others on this site stereotype, that I too can stereotype. Therefore in this scenario baptist and catholic no longer matter a Priest, a Reverend either way they have been accused and known to have sexually abused small children.
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That's called cosplaying. They're dressing up like the characters in the game. It's like in a nativity scene...where they dress up? Do you understand this now? Like in plays, at costume parties, it's all innocent. People dress up sometimes, but it doesn't mean they are gay and if they were there would be nothing wrong with that. Life should be lived with love and equality for all who inhabit this earth, not spreading the hatred that everyone on this site does. God made us as we are, he made some people gay and I think everyone needs to realise this.
Is the one on the left playing with the mushroom penis a woman??

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The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.



Sickening

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That's called cosplaying. They're dressing up like the characters in the game. It's like in a nativity scene...where they dress up? Do you understand this now? Like in plays, at costume parties, it's all innocent. People dress up sometimes, but it doesn't mean they are gay and if they were there would be nothing wrong with that. Life should be lived with love and equality for all who inhabit this earth, not spreading the hatred that everyone on this site does. God made us as we are, he made some people gay and I think everyone needs to realise this.
God made us male and female.

Genesis 1:27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them. 1:28 And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.

That's pretty clear. Some people choose to ignore God's will. We call that sin.

Leviticus 21:9 And the daughter of any priest, if she profane herself by playing the whore, she profaneth her father: she shall be burnt with fire.

Leviticus 20:10 And the man that committeth adultery with another man's wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbour's wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death. 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. 20:15 And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast. 24:16 And he that blasphemeth the name of the LORD, he shall surely be put to death, and all the congregation shall certainly stone him: as well the stranger, as he that is born in the land, when he blasphemeth the name of the Lord, shall be put to death.

Gayness is as horrible as all of these things.
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Can I add though that this was just cause you asked for a citation. I do not generalise anyone usually. And I believe that it is not the religion which matters it is the sicko who has committed the moral sin of harming someone.
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God made us male and female.

Genesis 1:27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them. 1:28 And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.

That's pretty clear. Some people choose to ignore God's will. We call that sin.

Leviticus 21:9 And the daughter of any priest, if she profane herself by playing the whore, she profaneth her father: she shall be burnt with fire.

Leviticus 20:10 And the man that committeth adultery with another man's wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbour's wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death. 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. 20:15 And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast. 24:16 And he that blasphemeth the name of the LORD, he shall surely be put to death, and all the congregation shall certainly stone him: as well the stranger, as he that is born in the land, when he blasphemeth the name of the Lord, shall be put to death.

Gayness is as horrible as all of these things.

okay...it's decided you're just terrible person. You've all been brain washed and I cannot undo a lifetime of the bible with just this post. It is a book, there is no proof, there is only belief. Harry Potter is also a book, as is the directory, any religious book is an ancient book with no proof behind it's stories. Who is to say your religion is the right one? And I respect your belief, but the hatred that comes from it is unreasonable. I think how you have perceived the bible is incorrect, you are only reading it how you have been taught and none of these opinions are yours alone, but rather your parents or the Church's. My only advice for all of you is to think for yourselves. I think what you all suffer from is an illness called "delusion". I am only sorry that you have to live your lives with such sad beliefs of people. People are people, gay, straight, black, white, female, male. THEY'RE ALL PEOPLE! Show people some respect and stop living in the past. Because that's where your precious passages are from. The past. They weren't written by god's hand, but by the hand of man as a way to build some form of morals in their children. However, those morals have past their use by date because modern day society has realised it's biggest sins are the injustices put against one another. America has a black president, Australia a female Prime Minister, so many celebrities are of different colour and sexuality, it is accepted in modern society so deal with it because the world is forever changing and you can't fight it, you can only embrace it.
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okay...it's decided you're just terrible person. You've all been brain washed and I cannot undo a lifetime of the bible with just this post. It is a book, there is no proof, there is only belief. Harry Potter is also a book, as is the directory, any religious book is an ancient book with no proof behind it's stories. Who is to say your religion is the right one? And I respect your belief, but the hatred that comes from it is unreasonable. I think how you have perceived the bible is incorrect, you are only reading it how you have been taught and none of these opinions are yours alone, but rather your parents or the Church's. My only advice for all of you is to think for yourselves. I think what you all suffer from is an illness called "delusion". I am only sorry that you have to live your lives with such sad beliefs of people. People are people, gay, straight, black, white, female, male. THEY'RE ALL PEOPLE! Show people some respect and stop living in the past. Because that's where your precious passages are from. The past. They weren't written by god's hand, but by the hand of man as a way to build some form of morals in their children. However, those morals have past their use by date because modern day society has realised it's biggest sins are the injustices put against one another. America has a black president, Australia a female Prime Minister, so many celebrities are of different colour and sexuality, it is accepted in modern society so deal with it because the world is forever changing and you can't fight it, you can only embrace it.
Teach me how to read the passages I quoted in a way that doesn't mean gays are an abomination and should be killed in the same way as blasphemers and adulterers and people who screw animals.

How am I reading it wrong?
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I think how you have perceived the bible is incorrect, you are only reading it how you have been taught and none of these opinions are yours alone, but rather your parents or the Church's. My only advice for all of you is to think for yourselves.
This is not true. I have not been taught to read the Bible. My parents are not Christians and will burn in Hell, good riddance. I picked up the Bible and read it with an open mind, my views are based on all of His words.

I tried to find a church that followed God's words and the teachings of Jesus Christ and one does not exist in the UK, they all twist His words to fit their own agenda.

When I found Landover was the most joyous day of my life, at last I had found a true Church. Pick up the Bible and read it, you will see that I am right.

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It is a book, there is no proof, there is only belief.
No friend, the Bible is the very Word of God.

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How do you not know this?

Who taught you that Harry Fotter was real.....don't you know that book was penned by an adulterous harlot in league with satan, who is a regular practitioner, and frequenter of lesbian night clubs, gay-pride parades, and Dollar General Stores' flannel shirt department?

Friend, this should not be.

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Jerimiah 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
Numbers 32:23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
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Ephesians5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.5:6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. 5:7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholic_sex_abuse_cases

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/47646838...etailed-diary/

Just type "priest molestation" into google. It's truly sad how many children have had their innocence taken away by someone they believed they could trust.
It makes me glad that I'm a Christian, not a Catholic.

You do realize this is a Christian church's discussion forum, right? Not the Catholic kiddie-rape cult?
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"inspiration"? that is not the hand of God, he/she could not have written it as God is a spirit not a being. Therefore it is second person text, making you third person believers. It is the "inspiration" of God, but not God who has written your belief.
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It makes me glad that I'm a Christian, not a Catholic.

You do realize this is a Christian church's discussion forum, right? Not the Catholic kiddie-rape cult?

Well having read through this thread I do realise that your religion supports child abuse, maybe not rape, but the abuse of an innocent child. One man said he hit a child several times just for having played a video game??? How is that okay? Fine if you don't want your child playing the video game for whatever obsurd homoerotic feelings you feel toward the game, but how is the child meant to know better? That's not a lesson. You must first tell the child what you believe is good from bad before even thinking about laying a hand on them. Otherwise it is abuse and it is inexcusable.
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"inspiration"? that is not the hand of God, he/she could not have written it as God is a spirit not a being. Therefore it is second person text, making you third person believers. It is the "inspiration" of God, but not God who has written your belief.
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Does it matter? You still undertood what I meant.
Oh, I "undertood" it alright.



Look, obviously video games are eating up your cognitive abilities. Why not simply give them up and do something worthwhile like, oh, I don't know, ACCEPTING JESUS CHRIST IN TO YOUR LIFE???

(John 3:16) "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life."



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Oh, I "undertood" it alright.



Look, obviously video games are eating up your cognitive abilities. Why not simply give them up and do something worthwhile like, oh, I don't know, ACCEPTING JESUS CHRIST IN TO YOUR LIFE???

(John 3:16) "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life."



YiC,

Zech

I rarely play video games, and I accept a higher spirit of some sort. But it can't be proven, nor can it be disproven. So until I'm given hard eveidence I will remain agnostic. However, can I just say I actually like you. Out of all the people on here your replies remain respectful and dignified, so for that can I just say thank you.
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