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Old 05-05-2012, 11:32 PM
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Disobedience of God is sin.

Wanting to "be herself" is rejection of what God demands, submission to Him.

Therefore, she was being disobedient and rebellious.


If you believe you won't fall if you jump off a skyscraper, does that mean you will not fall?

If your friends all tell you there's a Martian outside your house, and you decide to believe them, does that mean there's a Martian outside your house?

Believing something doesn't make it so. Faith does not lead you to Truth, Missy!

The BIBLE leads us to Truth, and that leads us to Faith.
but maybe God's plan for her was to be herself. afterall, God made her right?
and couldnt that work both ways, if someone gave me a book and i decided to believe that everything in that book is true, does that mean it is?
@Misunderstood "will they be there with me?" lol made my day. i mean for me, anywhere where mcr is is heaven
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but maybe God's plan for her was to be herself. afterall, God made her right?
God gave her free will. She can choose to obey God completely (be a True Christian™) or to "be herself" (be a sinner).

And after death, she will spend eternity with the consequence of her choice.

Since True Christians™ live for God and don't commit suicide, we can easily ascertain her choice, and her fate.
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but maybe God's plan for her was to be herself. afterall, God made her right?
and couldnt that work both ways, if someone gave me a book and i decided to believe that everything in that book is true, does that mean it is?
@Misunderstood "will they be there with me?" lol made my day. i mean for me, anywhere where mcr is is heaven
The thing is that a Christian is supposed to be LIKE Christ, which means that one will not be themselves, but have their identity in Christ. "What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own? For ye are bought with a price: therefore glorify God in your body, and in your spirit, which are God's." (1 Corinthians 6:19, 20 KJV)
By the way, mcr is demonic. They don't glorify God which clearly says that they serve Satan "He that is not with me is against me: and he that gathereth not with me scattereth." (Luke 11:23 KJV)
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Old 05-06-2012, 08:59 AM
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God gave her free will. She can choose to obey God completely (be a True Christian™) or to "be herself" (be a sinner).

Is it moral to tell someone NOT to do something when I know before, that he will anyway do it? I should in the future also behave like that and be as 'moral' as your God.
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Is it moral to tell someone NOT to do something when I know before, that he will anyway do it? I should in the future also behave like that and be as 'moral' as your God.
False dichotomy...you are suggesting that you can be both God and man, and the only time that has been manifest is in our Lord Jesus Christ.

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Old 05-06-2012, 03:30 PM
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False dichotomy...you are suggesting that you can be both God and man, and the only time that has been manifest is in our Lord Jesus Christ.

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No, I said, that (within the story) this so called 'God' is misbehaving and breaking his own moral laws. Or is it a helpful behavior to lure someone into something, when you know in advance, that he's fail?
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No, I said, that (within the story) this so called 'God' is misbehaving and breaking his own moral laws. Or is it a helpful behavior to lure someone into something, when you know in advance, that he's fail?
Ah, you must be talking about Adam and Eve, and the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil.

You're wondering why, if God knew that Adam and Eve would disobey Him (that is, SIN), why did He tempt them in the first place?

Right?


Why not preserve the perfect Creation and just put a fence around that pesky tree?

Well, we can't answer that for you. He decides what is right and wrong, and that is what He chose to do.

Think of it this way; had He not allowed Adam and Eve to sin, there'd still only be two people living in the Garden, and you'd never be given the chance to spend eternity being burned alive in God's Lake of Fire.
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but maybe God's plan for her was to be herself. afterall, God made her right?
and couldnt that work both ways, if someone gave me a book and i decided to believe that everything in that book is true, does that mean it is?
@Misunderstood "will they be there with me?" lol made my day. i mean for me, anywhere where mcr is is heaven
Haha! Me too!
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if we're witches, i don't think we'll be in hell, Hogwarts sounds more suitable
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if we're witches, i don't think we'll be in hell, Hogwarts sounds more suitable
Hogwarts isn't a real place, dear. It's a story from a book. And also a horrific sexually-transmitted disease, apparently of demonic origin, conjured by J.K. Rowling and infecting Harry Potter fans.
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Hogwarts isn't a real place, dear. It's a story from a book. And also a horrific sexually-transmitted disease, apparently of demonic origin, conjured by J.K. Rowling and infecting Harry Potter fans.
how do you know, have you ever been there?
and hogwarts isn't the disease... infact... there isnt rlly a proper name for those who like Harry Potter.
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... there isnt rlly a proper name for those who like Harry Potter.
Yes there is, son, they're called HOMOSEXUALS!

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Yes there is, son, they're called HOMOSEXUALS!

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love you all too <3 *sarcasm*
So are you trying to tell me grown men who like THIS....







....are NOT gays??? EPIC FAIL on YOUR part, buddy.
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i'm not a big fan of daniel radcliffe, the books are a million times better than the movies. but he's not gay though, he has a girlfriend. wouldnt be surprised if they're engaged actually.
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i'm not a big fan of daniel radcliffe, the books are a million times better than the movies. but he's not gay though, he has a girlfriend. wouldnt be surprised if they're engaged actually.
Engaged in what? Bestiality?
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how do you know, have you ever been there?
and hogwarts isn't the disease... infact... there isnt rlly a proper name for those who like Harry Potter.
I gave you a link to a thread explaining the disease of hogwarts, which a girl in my congregation has. We've been trying to figure out exactly how she got it; she's not been forthcoming with details.

As for having been to Hogwarts? It's a made-up place from a book, the author of which admits she made it up.

Next you'll be telling me you think Miskatonic University is real, too.
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