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Old 06-07-2012, 02:58 AM
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On June 6, 1944, thousands of brave Christian American soldiers re-invaded Godless Europistan, and stomped the papist nazis down to hell, thus saving the world.

God Bless America!

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Old 06-07-2012, 04:51 AM
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On June 6, 1944, thousands of brave Christian American soldiers re-invaded Godless Europistan, and stomped the papist nazis down to hell, thus saving the world.

God Bless America!

Amen, Brother! Thank God for the Greatest Generation!
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50 years ago today, Jesus steadied the hand of a Godly White man down in Mississppi and sent a troublemaker to hell.

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August the 1st.

An extremely bad day in history. The date during which Jesus has many times wept in sadness and rage.

1744: Birth of Jean-Baptiste Lamarck, from whom Satan's lover Darwin later plagiarized the evil lootionary theory. This undermined the Faith in the most crucial verse of the Bible!

Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.

1833: Godless UK passes the Slavery Abolition Act (citation 3 & 4 Will. IV c. 73). It was in direct violation of God's orders and accelerated the demise of God's presence in the empire.

1 Timothy 6:1-2 - Let as many servants as are under the yoke count their own masters worthy of all honour, that the name of God and [his] doctrine be not blasphemed.

1936: Birth of Yves Saint-Laurent, inventor of clothes that contained the gay contagion and have made millions of men turn homer!

Leviticus 20:13 - If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.



1980: In pagan Godless Iceland, a WOMAN, Vigdís Finnbogadóttir is elected president in a supposedly free election. This was a great victory for Satan, as it greatly accelerated the feminazi swarm and the demise of so-called "democracy".

1st Corinthians 11:3 - But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.


2001: Jesus rejoices followed by grief. Alabama Supreme Court Chief Justice Roy Moore following God's will gets a Ten Commandments monument installed in the judiciary building. Godless satanists sue, the monument and Moore are removed.

Deuteronomy 12:32 What thing soever I command you, observe to do it: thou shalt not add thereto, nor diminish from it.


A day full of broken promise, sadness, nastily smirking enemies of Jesus! Yet He reigns supreme. He shall not yield to usurpers. He's always with us.



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Approximately a hundred years ago European self loathing from their endless god mocking and debauchery drove Europe in to the mass suicide of WWI.

see dicussion thread for WWI here.
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August 6th.

A glorious day for America and Jesus!


1940: Godless Estonistan was annexed by Russia (Romans 8:37), then a commie nation but now a Godly country second only to America!

1945: The atomic bomb of Godly America in Hiroshima (Genesis 19:24) ended WWII and saved millions of innocent lives from premature death and provided, thus, the possibility of years of repentance and potential salvation!

1991: Files regarding the birth of the Interwebs were released by Tim Berners-Lee. The Interwebs have become a vital tool of True Christian™ Missions (Matthew 28:19-20) spreading the Word of God to countless sinners and fighting the forces of Satan worldwide!
Several disgusting cat lick false leaders aka popes also died and descended into HELL on August 6: this took place in 258, 523, 1458 and 1978. GLORY!




Thank you, Jesus! We'll share your joy on this day!





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August 8...

A day of mixed feelings for Jesus, our Lord and Savior!

1815: Napoliar, a cat lick French enemy of God, was banished to St. Helena. Jesus rejoiced for his demise but was probably disappointed at the British for failing to send him straight to HELL.
Acts 13:10 And said, O full of all subtilty and all mischief, thou child of the devil, thou enemy of all righteousness, wilt thou not cease to pervert the right ways of the Lord?


1902: Birth of Paul Dirac, an ungodly scholar who was one of the inventors of the quantum physics, a hypothesis without any applications whatsoever, mocking the Creation of God and leading thousands of millions of schoolchildren into HELL as unbelievers. Jesus wept bitterly!
1 Timothy 6:20 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:


1968: Nixon was nominated for president by the GOP and the same day in 1974 he resigned. A potentially Godly man flirted with commie China in direct opposition to the Bible. Jesus REJOICED!
2 Corinthians 6:14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?


2001: The Hellowood couple Tom Cruiser and Nico Kid Man divorced. Jesus probably did not care much as the wedding was most likely Hubbardist and not Christian. Thus, were they ever married in Jesus' eyes? No!
Matthew 24:24 For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.


Brethren! Sisters! Let us make August 8 a happy day for JESUS in the years to come! Let us convert many vile heathens, fight against the evil lootin' delusion and the homerswarm today! Next year Jesus can smile on August 8 reminiscing this day!

Glory!








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Even though this is a great War history day (Nagasaki, Fat Man), Christ is crying today for many reasons.

1483 was Opening of the Sistine Chapel in Rome. That catlick monster church has lot's of sinful and LIBERAL paintings - made by Michelangelo



"The fall of Man and expulsion from Garden of Eden". Michelangelo distorts the GOD'S HOLY WORD and has made in this painting Adam also guilty for the things that happened. We all know it is not true.

Genesis 3:13

Michelangelo wanted to make PORN - The bible tells, that Adam and Eve did not left naked!!!

Genesis 3:21

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August 13.

One of the calendar dates of utter desperation for JESUS.



Let us start at the worst of the worst:

1926: Birth of Fidel Castro, the man who combined cat lickism, commies and sodomy under one nation.




Proverbs 14:9 - Fools make a mock at sin: but among the righteous there is favour.




And the list doesn't get much better.

1779: During the American war for FREEDOM, the hoards of the Anglo Chan (aka Royal jelly) defeat Godly American troops (FOR THE LAST TIME. EVER!) during an incident called the Penobscot Expedition .




Numbers 10:9 - And if ye go to war in your land against the enemy that oppresseth you, then ye shall blow an alarm with the trumpets; and ye shall be remembered before the LORD your God, and ye shall be saved from your enemies.

1918:
Women are allowed to enlist for the marine corps in the U.S.
Isaiah 3:12 - [As for] my people, children [are] their oppressors, and women rule over them. O my people, they which lead thee cause [thee] to err, and destroy the way of thy paths.

1961: Commies divide the Nazi Germany capital of Berliner (aka Ich bin) into two parts and start building a wall against the few remaining remnants of True Christian Belief™ left in Germanistan - now oppressed not only by cat licks and Loot her anusians but also Commensalists!
Luke 12:52 - For from henceforth there shall be five in one house divided, three against two, and two against three.

And, to mock Christ off TOTALLY, August 13 is the International Lefthanders Day! Left-handedness is well-known to be Satanic as established by our brethren. The left-handed, the sinister folk, must be culled or converted. Jesus is devastated on August 13. Look at the image below! LOOK AT IT! Which hand of the ENEMY does hold its victims!



Matthew 25:41
Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:

August 13... What a sad day for Jesus. He must weep in uncontrollable spams in Heaven. Let us pray today for the destruction of unbelievers, sinners, feminazis and sodomists to cheer Him up!



Yours in Christ,

Elmer
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Proverbs 22:15 Foolishness is bound in the heart of a child; but the rod of correction shall drive it far from him.
2 Kings 18:25 Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.

Never EVER allow life support or CPR if you do not want to lose your place in HEAVEN!
Follow my adventures in Godless France: Day 1 (cavities), Day 2 (cat licks), Day 3 (Turd of France), Day 4 (Answered prayers).
Dolphins may be 'cute' but they are also HOMOSEXUALS CORRUPTED by SATAN!
Do you think God is not 'nice'? Check HERE and LEARN what the difference between human 'good' and GOD's RIGHTEOUS is!
Find out the TRUTH about 'homeopathy'.
See for yourself: mathematics proves homosexuality SATANIC!
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Looking at the days of the year one notices that, for the most part, the fallen world has given Jesus little but sorrow. Among these days of grief, however, perhaps none stands out worse than August 15. A day of repeated, obliterating blows right at the Sweet, beautiful face of Jesus.

August 15 1969.



WOODSTOCK


The hallmark of the Beginning of the End of Days. A festival of Fornication, Sodomy, Lust and Gluttony and Bad Music. Idolizing mediocre singing voices. Where were the hymns? Where were the exulting boy choruses praising God with soothing melodies?!

Nowhere. Instead, Jesus saw THIS!



Acts 15:20
But that we write unto them, that they abstain from pollutions of idols, and from fornication, and from things strangled, and from blood.

1947: Establishment of Hindoo India and eventually Moosist Pakistan by the ultimate demise of the British "empire". This marked the end of any support of the "United Kingdom" by God.
1948: Establishment of North Korea. One of the main strongholds of Satan and Sodomy on Earth. Of course, the ensuing war allowed some testing of Godly American military strategies and weapons for the upcoming Armageddon!



Revelation 16:16
And he gathered them together into a place called in the Hebrew tongue Armageddon.

1963: Last hanging in the UK, Scotland (Henry John Burnett). God has stated in His Good Book that some people are unfit to live. Disobedience of this will lead to apostasy and neglect of spiritual needs!

Deuteronomy 21:22 And if a man have committed a sin worthy of death, and he be to be put to death, and thou hang him on a tree.



August 15. bad birthdays...

1982: Louis de Broglie. French physicianist winning the false prize of Nobel (a Swiss prize) in 1929. He studied the "quantum theory", which aims to oust God. In addition, he never married, did not produce new soldiers for Christ and, thus, was probably, almost certainly homer.
1968: Debra Messing, propagandist for the homer lifestyle in her show "Will and Grace". No Grace of God, there! In the show homers are depicted as something funny. Is HELL funny?*


2 Kings 23:7 And he brake down the houses of the sodomites, that were by the house of the LORD, where the women wove hangings for the grove.


...and nauseating cat lick holidays...

August 15. The "Day of the Assumption of Mary". Idol worship. Worship of WOMEN. Cat lickism at its vilest! No wonder God sends volcanic eruptions, earthquakes, floods, tsunamis, droughts, fires and brimstone downward to the Earth more and more frequently. The disgusting dung pile of SIN keeps on accumulating. And each passing day more and more nauseating memories are recorded in the innocent mind of Jesus.

Deuteronomy 29:23
And that the whole land thereof is brimstone , and salt, and burning, that it is not sown, nor beareth, nor any grass groweth therein, like the overthrow of Sodom, and Gomorrah, Admah, and Zeboim, which the LORD overthrew in his anger, and in his wrath:

August 15. A day of deep sorrow
but also hope. True Christians™ persist and have not abandoned spreading the Good Word. There are still souls to be saved! Our efforts are not in vain! Glory to God!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

*Answer: HELL is NOT funny to those that reside there but for us True Christians™ it is going to be quite amusing to watch the agony from our scenic point by the pit.
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2 Kings 18:25 Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.

Never EVER allow life support or CPR if you do not want to lose your place in HEAVEN!
Follow my adventures in Godless France: Day 1 (cavities), Day 2 (cat licks), Day 3 (Turd of France), Day 4 (Answered prayers).
Dolphins may be 'cute' but they are also HOMOSEXUALS CORRUPTED by SATAN!
Do you think God is not 'nice'? Check HERE and LEARN what the difference between human 'good' and GOD's RIGHTEOUS is!
Find out the TRUTH about 'homeopathy'.
See for yourself: mathematics proves homosexuality SATANIC!
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Let's have a look at August 17! And what can we see? Manifestations of the POWER OF JESUS unleashed on heathen, sinners and godmocking scum! Glorious memories abound on August 17.



Some Godly examples are as follows:

1560: Scotchmen in Scotchland under the guiding hand of Jesus overthrow papists. After a reasonable good start they, however, resort to lukewarm protestantism instead of True Christianity™.
Matthew 24:11
And many false prophets shall rise, and shall deceive many.


1668: Jesus kills more than 8000 Turkish mooselimbs in Anatolia with a carefully targeted Earthquake!
Judges 5:4
LORD, when thou wentest out of Seir, when thou marchedst out of the field of Edom, the earth trembled, and the heavens dropped, the clouds also dropped water.


1960: Birth of Sean Penn, Jesus' stealth weapon against one of His main enemies, Madonna. Later the man is seduced by Satan and he becomes a traitor appearing in homermovies.
Nahum 3:4
Because of the multitude of the whoredoms of the wellfavoured harlot, the mistress of witchcrafts, that selleth nations through her whoredoms, and families through her witchcrafts.




1969: Jesus guides the magnificent hurricane Camille to the US Atlantic coast to warn the nation against the fornication that took place in the vile Woodstock festival (August 15, please, see above). 248 deaths informed the Christians that God does not tolerate teenage intercourse or hippie mud wrestling!
Psalms 83:15
So persecute them with thy tempest, and make them afraid with thy storm.


1998: God orchestrates the LEWINSKY SCANDAL that shows the world how a demoncratic president ignores Exodus 20:14. Thou shalt not commit adultery!

1999: Again, in mudslime Turkey, Jesus triggeres an earthquake with more than 17,000 deaths and 44,000 injured!
Job 26:11
The pillars of heaven tremble and are astonished at his reproof.




Jesus has warned us on August 17. Hark!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer
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Proverbs 22:15 Foolishness is bound in the heart of a child; but the rod of correction shall drive it far from him.
2 Kings 18:25 Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.

Never EVER allow life support or CPR if you do not want to lose your place in HEAVEN!
Follow my adventures in Godless France: Day 1 (cavities), Day 2 (cat licks), Day 3 (Turd of France), Day 4 (Answered prayers).
Dolphins may be 'cute' but they are also HOMOSEXUALS CORRUPTED by SATAN!
Do you think God is not 'nice'? Check HERE and LEARN what the difference between human 'good' and GOD's RIGHTEOUS is!
Find out the TRUTH about 'homeopathy'.
See for yourself: mathematics proves homosexuality SATANIC!
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