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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 05-19-2012, 06:09 AM

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She is a god unto herself
Anyone who is a "god unto themselves" is of course worshipping satan but from your user name I suppose you already know - and advocate - that so we move on to the 2nd part of your post:

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she will decide who she shall marry.
Mrs Portway is already married. There's a little clue in her name (I don't know if you spotted it?) Mrs Aaron Portway. I don't know about Miss Jones, whether she has been sold privately or exported. Obviously Pastor Jones would not condemn her to everlasting torment by selling her to a woman (or by not selling her at all)!

But I know that you, as a LaVeyan, have no compassion and would choose for her that Miss Jones should burn.
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8 I say therefore to the vnmaried and widowes, It is good for them if they abide euen as I.
9 But if they cannot conteine, let them marry: for it is better to marrie then to burne.
10 And vnto the married, I command, yet not I, but the Lord, Let not the wife depart from her husband:

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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 05-19-2012, 06:54 AM

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The Bible says that Jesus was white.

Revelation 1:14 (King James Version) 14His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire;



Song of Solomon 5:10 My beloved is white and ruddy, the chiefest among ten thousand.

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You forget that his figure changed after the resurrection, and skin color does not affect spiritual identities. Song of Solomon is not necessarily a prophecy of Christ. I would encourage you to consider what Paul speaks of how they now knew Christ not after the flesh in Corinthians.
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You forget that his figure changed after the resurrection, and skin color does not affect spiritual identities. Song of Solomon is not necessarily a prophecy of Christ. I would encourage you to consider what Paul speaks of how they now knew Christ not after the flesh in Corinthians.
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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 05-24-2012, 11:19 AM

i feel horible for your family that they live with such a sick twisted father
you would honestly sell your daughter because your to much of a loser to bring in money? woah! i forgot how evil christians where sorry
that beautiful girl is not an object she is a human being! nothing i say will change your mind so ima leave it at
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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 05-24-2012, 10:16 PM

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i feel horible for your family that they live with such a sick twisted father
you would honestly sell your daughter because your to much of a loser to bring in money? woah! i forgot how evil christians where sorry
that beautiful girl is not an object she is a human being! nothing i say will change your mind so ima leave it at
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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 05-24-2012, 11:51 PM

[QUOTE=J0shlenki;889148]i feel horible for your family that they live with such a sick twisted father[quote]
I feel 'horible' for your English teacher.

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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 05-25-2012, 01:21 AM

You feel bad for my family? my family isnt selling me online you sick twisted child.
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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 05-25-2012, 02:15 AM

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You feel bad for my family? my family isnt selling me online you sick twisted child.
Do you hear that . . . ?






Listen close . . .





Nothing . . .?





Exactly! That's the sound of how much I care what some unsaved retard foreigner thinks about my True Christian™ and COMPLETELY LEGAL marriage. Why don't you go outside and yell at the weather. It'll accomplish as much as you're getting done in here!




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Exclamation Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 05-26-2012, 03:12 PM

All of you are sick sick bastards....

This is just PROOF that you are scum and don't deserve to live.

The Gentile people will have control over society again, and father Satan will destroy you for your sick mentality.

All I can say is I hope that girl is safe and can fend for herself against you sick bastards.

Of course your marriage will be legal, the regulations are setup by SICK scum like yourself.

You don't deserve to be called human.

Rest assured, you will pay for your SICk crimes...

Vile disgusting piece of scum...

HAIL FATHER SATAN!!!!!

Visit *gay porn link removed* maby you can see your SICK mentality is a problem..

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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 05-26-2012, 03:46 PM

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All of you are sick sick bastards....

This is just PROOF that you are scum and don't deserve to live.

The Gentile people will have control over society again, and father Satan will destroy you for your sick mentality.

All I can say is I hope that girl is safe and can fend for herself against you sick bastards.

Of course your marriage will be legal, the regulations are setup by SICK scum like yourself.

You don't deserve to be called human.

Rest assured, you will pay for your SICk crimes...

Vile disgusting piece of scum...

HAIL FATHER SATAN!!!!!

Visit *gay porn link removed* maby you can see your SICK mentality is a problem..
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The Gentile people will have control over society again
Perhaps one of the Pastors could advise me: I thought we were gentiles..
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All of you are sick sick bastards....

This is just PROOF that you are scum and don't deserve to live.

The Gentile people will have control over society again, and father Satan will destroy you for your sick mentality.

All I can say is I hope that girl is safe and can fend for herself against you sick bastards.

Of course your marriage will be legal, the regulations are setup by SICK scum like yourself.

You don't deserve to be called human.

Rest assured, you will pay for your SICk crimes...

Vile disgusting piece of scum...

HAIL FATHER SATAN!!!!!

Visit *gay porn link removed* maby you can see your SICK mentality is a problem..
First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 05-28-2012, 01:42 AM

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You feel bad for my family? my family isnt selling me online you sick twisted child.
My Mom was always saying how she has her hands full with my brothers and sisters and it was about time for me to start pulling my own weight instead expecting to leech off of my parents forever. Also, I'm not the smartest or the prettiest girl, according to my Dad, and if a True Christian like Aaron was willing to marry me, I should feel lucky and I shouldn't whine and complain when someone like my husband is willing to do me the favor of marrying me.


Aaron said I should have this for my signature to remind me how to be a good wife.

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My Mom was always saying how she has her hands full with my brothers and sisters and it was about time for me to start pulling my own weight instead expecting to leech off of my parents forever. Also, I'm not the smartest or the prettiest girl, according to my Dad, and if a True Christian like Aaron was willing to marry me, I should feel lucky and I shouldn't whine and complain when someone like my husband is willing to do me the favor of marrying me.
Here is a reminder from God, in a beautiful Psalm:
PSALM 51 [To the chiefe Musician. A Psalme of Dauid, when Nathan the Prophet came vnto him, after hee had gone into Bath-sheba.]
1 Haue mercie vpon mee, O God, according to thy louing kindnesse: according vnto the multitude of thy tender mercies blot out my transgressions.
2 Wash mee throughly from mine iniquitie, and clense me from my sinne.
3 For I acknowledge my transgressions: and my sinne is euer before mee.
4 Against thee, thee onely haue I sinned, and done this euill in thy sight: that thou mightest bee iustified when thou speakest, and be cleare when thou iudgest.
5 Behold, I was shapen in iniquitie: and in sinne did my mother conceiue me.
6 Behold, thou desirest trueth in the inward parts: and in the hidden part thou shalt make me to know wisedome.
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As you can see, apart from confirmation from God that you will indeed be contaminating Mr Portway's son, this is a Psalm set to music and I am sure that if you ask him, Mr Portway will open The Bible and share the rest of this lovely passage with you, in song.

I would also draw your attention to verse6.
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Here is a reminder from God, in a beautiful Psalm:
PSALM 51 [To the chiefe Musician. A Psalme of Dauid, when Nathan the Prophet came vnto him, after hee had gone into Bath-sheba.]
1 Haue mercie vpon mee, O God, according to thy louing kindnesse: according vnto the multitude of thy tender mercies blot out my transgressions.
2 Wash mee throughly from mine iniquitie, and clense me from my sinne.
3 For I acknowledge my transgressions: and my sinne is euer before mee.U
4 Against thee, thee onely haue I sinned, and done this euill in thy sight: that thou mightest bee iustified when thou speakest, and be cleare when thou iudgest.
5 Behold, I was shapen in iniquitie: and in sinne did my mother conceiue me.
6 Behold, thou desirest trueth in the inward parts: and in the hidden part thou shalt make me to know wisedome.
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As you can see, apart from confirmation from God that you will indeed be contaminating Mr Portway's son, this is a Psalm set to music and I am sure that if you ask him, Mr Portway will open The Bible and share the rest of this lovely passage with you, in song.

I would also draw your attention to verse6.
Thank you Miss Lizalor. I didn't really understand that post, but I will ask Aaron to explain it to me.

Was that in Amercan? Because it made me think I couldnt even read good.


Aaron said I should have this for my signature to remind me how to be a good wife.

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That girl looks sad. Poor little thing
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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 07-19-2012, 01:40 AM

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Care to point out where in the Bible it says selling your children is wrong? Book, chapter and verse please.
Care to point out where in the Bible it says using a chainsaw to cut off another human being's arms and legs is wrong? Book, chapter and verse please. If you cannot answer that question, I'll go and cut yours off myself. Sick woman, I hope someone enslaves you and sells you to a rapist.
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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 07-19-2012, 01:45 AM

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Was that in Amercan?
It's called English, by the way, not 'Amercan.'
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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 07-19-2012, 05:40 AM

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Care to point out where in the Bible it says using a chainsaw to cut off another human being's arms and legs is wrong? Book, chapter and verse please. If you cannot answer that question, I'll go and cut yours off myself. Sick woman, I hope someone enslaves you and sells you to a rapist.
Lycia The Repentant has a point. Obviously your upset the Bible isn't as warm and fuzzy as you may have thought. The reason I say this is even though the Bible does not say anything that its illegal to sell children, it does make it perfectly clear, that its ok for a father to sell their daughter!

Exodus 21 7 “And if a man sells his daughter to be a female slave, she shall not go out as the male slaves do. 8 If she does not please her master, who has betrothed her to himself, then he shall let her be redeemed. He shall have no right to sell her to a foreign people, since he has dealt deceitfully with her. 9 And if he has betrothed her to his son, he shall deal with her according to the custom of daughters. 10 If he takes another wife, he shall not diminish her food, her clothing, and her marriage rights. 11 And if he does not do these three for her, then she shall go out free, without paying money.
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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 07-19-2012, 10:33 AM

depends on how she looks like and how good is she at doing... some... housetasks :ifyouknowwhatImean: xD
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