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Old 08-27-2012, 01:45 PM
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I don't memorize scripture, but I've read the bible many times. The posts in this forum are full of hatred and many Christian teachings tell people to love their neighbor as themselves. When you sell your daughter, that's not love. That's greed.
Yes some scripture tells us to love, so what? This isn't about love this is a transaction. Nothing wrong with that. Are you letting weak secular values get in the way of Biblical values?

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I don't memorize scripture, but I've read the bible many times. The posts in this forum are full of hatred and many Christian teachings tell people to love their neighbor as themselves. When you sell your daughter, that's not love. That's greed.
You are clearly a liar. If you would have really read the entire Holy Bible, as browsing is not reading, you would know the Bible is filled with hate against people who refuse to love Jesus. And the Bible teaches us to sell useless daughters. That has nothing to do with "love" and everything with following His commandments.

Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour."

Psalm 37:30 "The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment."

Matthew 12:30 "He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad."

Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."

Matthew 13:41-42 "The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth."

Luke 14:26 "If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple."
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I seriously hope you all are kidding...how could you even CONSIDER selling a human being?! What is WRONG with you?! For people who are supposed to be compassionate and loving, you sure are satanic monsters. I know you don't realize the atrocities you are committing. I just want you to realize that you will burn in Hell.
But how else was someone else as undesirable as Naomi ever supposed to be saved in childbearing if she waited for some romantic nonsense to happen in her life? A transaction following the rules laid out in the inspiration for the morals of all Christians. What could go wrong?
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Son, how can it be an "atrocity" if we are following the very command of the LORD? Are you suggesting HE is atrocious???

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What is WRONG with you?! For people who are supposed to be compassionate and loving, you sure are satanic monsters. I know you don't realize the atrocities you are committing. I just want you to realize that you will burn in Hell.
Since you think we are being "satanic monster" for obeying God's commands, I want to run a hypothetical situation past you and get your thoughts.

Let's suppose I were king of a big country, with absolute power over my subjects.

I set down a series of laws. I told them that they must obey all the laws. The laws govern everything from murder, rape, and theft to what kind of clothing to wear, with whom they can have sex, and how to treat one's parents.

I also told them that breaking any of the laws would receive the same punishment as breaking all of them; life imprisonment and daily torture without end.

But, being a kind and loving monarch, I give people caught in lawbreaking one chance for redemption. A "get out of jail free" card. All they have to do is profess their allegiance to me, and never break a law again. But if they do break another law, they get that same punishment.

Being an absolute monarch, I have people who watch what the people are doing, all the time, so I know if someone breaks one of my laws.

Do you think that I'm a "satanic monster"?
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But why would you even pledge allegiance to a king that condones murder, rape, and theft? I know you're using a metaphor for God in your example, but I just get the feeling that you're blowing it out of proportion. Also, I'm curious. Do you sacrifice doves for burnt offerings like they did in the Old Testament?
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You are clearly a liar. If you would have really read the entire Holy Bible, as browsing is not reading, you would know the Bible is filled with hate against people who refuse to love Jesus. And the Bible teaches us to sell useless daughters. That has nothing to do with "love" and everything with following His commandments.
Matthew 22:39 "And the second is like unto it: Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself"

I don't appreciate you calling me a liar, as you have no idea who I am. Did you skip over Matthew 22:39, sir? Maybe you need to read your bible.
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Matthew 22:39 "And the second is like unto it: Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself"

I don't appreciate you calling me a liar, as you have no idea who I am. Did you skip over Matthew 22:39, sir? Maybe you need to read your bible.
You might enjoy Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson's enlightening and helpful sermon called, Bible Answers: Who are our neighbors? Who are our brothers and sisters? Who are we to love? You might want to get to know God's Word a little better before embarrassing yourself like this again.

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But why would you even pledge allegiance to a king that condones murder, rape, and theft?
You have problems with reading comprehension, don't you?

I said that the laws govern things like murder, rape, and theft. Not "the laws permit things like murder, rape, and theft."

Do you understand the difference?

As for why pledge allegiance . . . did you miss the "absolute power" part?

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No, not really. In fact, the daily torture until death is far less than the punishment God will give an unsaved child who steals a cookie.

You see, Ecclesiastes 9:5 tells us that the dead are unknowing.

Revelation 20-22 tells us that God will resurrect all the dead, including non-Christians, false Christians, and sinners of all sort, to immortal bodies, then cast all the unsaved into His Lake of Fire to be burned alive for ever and ever, with no chance of escape or death.

So, you never answered my question. Is that a satanic monster? Do you hate God?

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No. Read Hebrews 10. Jesus took the place of the blood sacrifices.
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I've been thinking... You guys are totally right. Thanks for making me realize what an abhorrent heathen I truly am. God bless you. God bless your souls.
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I've been thinking... You guys are totally right. Thanks for making me realize what an abhorrent heathen I truly am. God bless you. God bless your souls.
You're welcome.

Have you started reading the Bible yet? After all, you can't understand God and His Laws without reading the Bible.

Otherwise, you'd just fall back on happy little fables about some all-loving hippie-god who lets everyone into Heaven as long as they are nice.

There are two great resources in my signature. "Bible in a Year" is right on this very forum, where you can read the Bible three chapters at a time and discuss it with Landover's top theologians. "Real Bible Stories" is a site that allows you to "eavesdrop" on a Sunday School class where Shirlee Babson shares Bible stories with the kids, who have all sorts of tough questions for her to answer!
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But why would you even pledge allegiance to a king that condones murder, rape, and theft? I know you're using a metaphor for God in your example, but I just get the feeling that you're blowing it out of proportion. Also, I'm curious. Do you sacrifice doves for burnt offerings like they did in the Old Testament?
Because He will burn me for all eternity if I don't.

Ah... You read that little open letter thing and think we'll fall for the same thing. Do you have any idea how boring the same gotchas over and over again gets? And how easy it is to tune them out. If you're going to dent the faith of True Christians you'll have to do better than that.
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Because He will burn me for all eternity if I don't.

Ah... You read that little open letter thing and think we'll fall for the same thing. Do you have any idea how boring the same gotchas over and over again gets? And how easy it is to tune them out. If you're going to dent the faith of True Christians you'll have to do better than that.

Open letter thing? What? I'm not denting anything.
Please enlighten me. I'm not trying to be smart or anything. What exactly makes a true Christian?
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You might enjoy Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson's enlightening and helpful sermon called, Bible Answers: Who are our neighbors? Who are our brothers and sisters? Who are we to love? You might want to get to know God's Word a little better before embarrassing yourself like this again.

I'll be sure to get to know the Bible much better. I don't know what embarrassment you're talking about, though.
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Please enlighten me. I'm not trying to be smart or anything.
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If this is a joke i don't find it amusing and if it is not then you are selling you are basically selling your daughter of as a slave

Plus considering the website does not allow racism i am surprised to see how many of you are racist

let me guess right white power is pathetic think you will find Jesus was not white
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If this is a joke i don't find it amusing and if it is not then you are selling you are basically selling your daughter of as a slave

Plus considering the website does not allow racism i am surprised to see how many of you are racist

let me guess right white power is pathetic think you will find Jesus was not white
I agree it is pathetic to be forced into such drastic measures by this Zimbabwe economy brought on by your "homeboy" Obama.

But this has nothing to do with race. It has to do with how to go about selling one's daughter in a biblical way.
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Hey what do you know another racist

but think this through was Jesus white no i don't care about politics i do not like Obama or any politician for that matter secondly i have never once said "homeboy" in my entire life and i am not from Zimbabwe and i am mixed race you have just made me see how racist Christians really are thanks
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And I said what i thought about selling your daughter it is fine for you huh but of course her opinion does not matter right because she is just a girl
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her opinion does not matter
Opinions don't come into it. God has stated our worth and how to transact our sale. Christians respect God's word.
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1 Let not your heart be troubled: yee beleeue in God, beleeue also in me.
2 In my Fathers house are many mansions; if it were not so, I would haue told you: I goe to prepare a place for you.
3 And if I goe and prepare a place for you, I will come againe, and receiue you vnto my selfe, that where I am, there ye may be also.
4 And whither I goe yee know, and the way ye know.
5 Thomas saith vnto him, Lord, we know not whither thou goest: and how can we know the way?
6 Iesus saith vnto him, I am the Way, the Trueth, and the Life: no man commeth vnto the Father but by mee.
7 If ye had knowen me, ye should haue knowen my Father also: and from henceforth ye know him, and haue seene him.
8 Philip sayth vnto him, Lord, shew vs the Father, and it sufficeth vs.
9 Iesus saith vnto him, Haue I bin so long time with you, and yet hast thou not knowen me, Philip? he that hath seene me, hath seene the father, and how sayest thou then, Shew vs the father?
10 Beleeuest thou not that I am in the father, and the father in mee? The words that I speake vnto you, I speak not of my selfe: but the Father that dwelleth in me, he doth the works.
11 Beleeue me that I am in the Father, and the Father in mee: or else beleeue me for the very workes sake.
12 Uerely, verely I say vnto you, he that beleeueth on me, the works that I doe, shall hee doe also, and greater workes then these shall he doe, because I goe vnto my Father.
13 And whatsoeuer ye shall aske in my Name, that will I doe, that the Father may be glorified in the Sonne.
14 If ye shall aske any thing in my Name, I will doe it.
15 If ye loue me, keepe my commandements.

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Who should own those mansions and who should own us is in His hands. We are not our own, we are property, bought with a price and do not decide for ourselves what is the established order of things.


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