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Old 04-23-2012, 03:27 AM
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It's not to prove his manhood, it's do follow God's Divine Plan for us all. Any True Christian woman would feel blessed to be struck by her husband, as would her True Christian™ children.

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Old 04-23-2012, 03:46 AM
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Old 04-23-2012, 03:53 AM
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Old 04-23-2012, 04:34 AM
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Hit the SOB back. Preferably with a baseball bat.
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Yes. You shouldn't even hug anyone before you're married either. Not even your own mother. Hugging, holding hands, and kissing leads to fornication, no doubt about that. Even brushing up accidentally against someone will give you sinful sexual urges that will lead you done the wrong path.

So don't allow anyone to touch you period.
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What's kissing?
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Old 06-17-2012, 05:17 AM
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Old 06-17-2012, 04:24 PM
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Aaron says kissing is over rated and it's a Hollywood invention to sell lip stick to whores. Also, his beard scratches my face so I'm glad he thinks kissing is for sinners.
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Old 06-17-2012, 05:59 PM
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If you don't wait to make sure she's godly before you kiss her it could lead to herpes. I think you should wait until your married, to make sure not stuck with 2 things for the rest of your life.
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Aaron says kissing is over rated and it's a Hollywood invention to sell lip stick to whores. Also, his beard scratches my face so I'm glad he thinks kissing is for sinners.
Hello Mrs Portway. I've been very busy recently and not able to post much. But a timely warning: there are some vile products on the market at present especially in the lipstick department. This, for example:



If your husband would like to contact me I have some additional information which he might find useful (in understanding the lures likely to come your way from satan who wants you to be a $millionairess glamourpuss: I think Mr Portway needs to take pre-emptive action). Where did you hear about lipstick?

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Old 11-04-2012, 06:56 AM
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I want to thank the Rev. Osborne for his original post. As a single man I welcome any advice on how to avoid fornication before marriage. My aim is to see my bride for the first time on our wedding day (that is in real life. I will of course need to see pictures before I agree to marry her) and the first time I touch her will be when I kiss her before the altar. (After permission from the priest)
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the first time I touch her will be when I kiss her before the altar. (After permission from the priest)
Altar? Priest? You're not planning on getting married in a Catlick church, are you?
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Are you a papist ring kisser from Rome?
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Old 11-05-2012, 09:09 AM
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I meant pastor of course.
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Oops if it's a sin to kiss outside of marriage then me and my boyfriend are going to hell
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Oops if it's a sin to kiss outside of marriage then me and my girlfriend are going to hell
We already knew that. But if you know you are going to hell, why won't you repent of your wicked ways and turn to Jesus? He can make you a born-again virgin.
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We already knew that. But if you know you are going to hell, why won't you repent of your wicked ways and turn to Jesus?
Why should I? It's funner this way.
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Why should I? It's funner this way.
Because you will burn in hell, and that won't be fun. There will be weeping and gnashing of teeth (Mat 8:12). It is a place of unbearable torment.

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20 And there was a certain beggar named Lazarus, which was laid at his gate, full of sores,
21 And desiring to be fed with the crumbs which fell from the rich man's table: moreover the dogs came and licked his sores.
22 And it came to pass, that the beggar died, and was carried by the angels into Abraham's bosom: the rich man also died, and was buried;
23 And in hell he lift up his eyes, being in torments, and seeth Abraham afar off, and Lazarus in his bosom.
24 And he cried and said, Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus, that he may dip the tip of his finger in water, and cool my tongue; for I am tormented in this flame.
25 But Abraham said, Son, remember that thou in thy lifetime receivedst thy good things, and likewise Lazarus evil things: but now he is comforted, and thou art tormented.
26 And beside all this, between us and you there is a great gulf fixed: so that they which would pass from hence to you cannot; neither can they pass to us, that would come from thence.
27 Then he said, I pray thee therefore, father, that thou wouldest send him to my father's house:
28 For I have five brethren; that he may testify unto them, lest they also come into this place of torment.
29 Abraham saith unto him, They have Moses and the prophets; let them hear them.
30 And he said, Nay, father Abraham: but if one went unto them from the dead, they will repent.
31 And he said unto him, If they hear not Moses and the prophets, neither will they be persuaded, though one rose from the dead. —
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Jesus rose from the dead. Will you not be persuaded to abandon your adulterous lesbian lifestyle? Or will you ignore the words of the prophets and Apostles in Scripture (KJV1611) and be condemned to suffer like the rich man? Jesus can transform you into a straight woman.
Seriously will you stop calling me lesbian? To get it straight (haha pun) I'm panesexual, which means whatever is in the other person's pants doesn't matter I'm not interested anyways.

And besides I'm not to afraid, I heard Christmas time in hell is wonderful, and Satan is such a gay boy.
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