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Old 11-07-2012, 03:43 AM
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Good for you! It seems like your wife just needs to learn her place. Don't worry, if you can show her that it was out of love and willed by God, she will come around. I'm rather young myself, so I've yet to get married, but I hope that when the time comes for me to become the head of a household I won't hesitate in my God-mandated duty to control my wife and children.
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I too am having a similar problem. I have been married for a couple of years now and it started out fantastic but my wife has been playing tricks on me. For a long time now she has been secretly going to the gym with her new "friends". She has been coming home and ordering me to do things and when I don't and tell her she has no place to be speaking to me like that she will strike me. I do not have the strength to physically put her in her place. I am so lost and don't know what to do. I have been considering many things but need some advice.
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I too am having a similar problem. I have been married for a couple of years now and it started out fantastic but my wife has been playing tricks on me. For a long time now she has been secretly going to the gym with her new "friends". She has been coming home and ordering me to do things and when I don't and tell her she has no place to be speaking to me like that she will strike me. I do not have the strength to physically put her in her place. I am so lost and don't know what to do. I have been considering many things but need some advice.
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I too am having a similar problem. I have been married for a couple of years now and it started out fantastic but my wife has been playing tricks on me. For a long time now she has been secretly going to the gym with her new "friends". She has been coming home and ordering me to do things and when I don't and tell her she has no place to be speaking to me like that she will strike me. I do not have the strength to physically put her in her place. I am so lost and don't know what to do. I have been considering many things but need some advice.
Do you also find men attractive? Are you some sort of pansy? Get yourself down to the gym and work out with some manly men. Learn to box. Take up wrestling. Spending some time with burly men who take no nonsense from women will soon put some lead in your pencil and then you can give that uppity bitch a proper surprise.
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How could you suggest such a thing? No, I do not find other men attractive! I will take your advice and try going to the gym and doing extra exercise. I have done this in the past and I have found I was not blessed with a body that can form huge amounts of muscle mass. Maybe I will try other forms as you suggested boxing. I am not a fragile weakling but you do have to understand that she can be very strong. I think I still have feelings for her so I'm trying not to do somethig regrettable. Thank you all so very muchly for imparting some of your wisdom to me. If anyone has any other ideas their welcome.
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I have done this in the past and I have found I was not blessed with a body that can form huge amounts of muscle mass. Maybe I will try other forms as you suggested boxing. I am not a fragile weakling but you do have to understand that she can be very strong. ... If anyone has any other ideas their welcome.
Don’t be such a cry-baby. If you don’t have the strength to discipline her you have to be cunning. I myself had similar problems in the past. I once hid in a cleaning cupboard for two day to be able to ambush my wife (who has a great advantage with regards to strength and body mass). The result was magnificent and she has been obedient ever since. It cost me nothing more than my patience and a steel bucket (which got dented and had to be disposed).

I’m sure you can work something out. I’ve been told that a couple of soaps in a pillow slip can do magic on a sleeping target but I haven’t had any reason to try it myself.
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I too am having a similar problem. I have been married for a couple of years now and it started out fantastic but my wife has been playing tricks on me. For a long time now she has been secretly going to the gym with her new "friends". She has been coming home and ordering me to do things and when I don't and tell her she has no place to be speaking to me like that she will strike me. I do not have the strength to physically put her in her place. I am so lost and don't know what to do. I have been considering many things but need some advice.
Goodness, I can't imagine a woman having to live with a husband who is more like a little sister than a man. Have you tried praying for testicles?
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I can't believe it took that long to enforce your rightful place. I was doing that on my wedding night..
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Hi People, Im new to this forum and I just came upon this post. I have been married just for a year and my wife and I both work. I’m trying to learn more about the bible and my role as a Christian husband. What is the role of a good Christian husband?
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YOURE A BASTARD. SHE LEFT YOU. GOD WOULD NEVER LET YOU HIT YOUR POOR WIFE!!!
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YOURE A BASTARD. SHE LEFT YOU. GOD WOULD NEVER LET YOU HIT YOUR POOR WIFE!!!
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Why not? God's Holy Bible tells us to beat children and kill non-believers. What makes you think that women, who are to be submissive to men, are somehow off limits?
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Good for you! It seems like your wife just needs to learn her place. Don't worry, if you can show her that it was out of love and willed by God, she will come around. I'm rather young myself, so I've yet to get married, but I hope that when the time comes for me to become the head of a household I won't hesitate in my God-mandated duty to control my wife and children.
I disagree with you as violence is never the answer
I would also be mad and frustrated if some one told me I was to be submissive to men because women are people to
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I disagree with you as violence is never the answer
I would also be mad and frustrated if some one told me I was to be submissive to men because women are people to
What are you talking about? If some drooling pervert were to to attempt to anally rape your young nephew what would you use, harsh language?

Women are people to what? Your last sentence does not make any sense.

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You are so wrong friend. A good backhand is worth a thousand words. Should precious life be wasted explaining details so obvious? In the time a person wasted explaining why a female is so wrong and stupid the issue could be resolved. A swift crack with a rod and the female would have plenty of time to resolve what ever she failed to do right and clean up her spatter.
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I don't get your point. If a man needs to give his wife a walloping to keep her from going to Hell how is that not showing love?

Do you want chicks to go to Hell?

Dude, seriously.

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