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Old 11-06-2012, 06:17 PM
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Where does the Bible tell us to tolerate non-believers? Witches? Queers? Atheists? Feminazis?

Post the Scripture here, or else you owe Jesus and I an apology.
"And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself. "
Pastor Ezekiel, I think you should also get one of those "infractions" for swearing.
What in the world is a Feminazi?
As for your Scripture: Mark 12:29-31
As well as the NAME of that part of the Chapter.
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Old 11-06-2012, 06:20 PM
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"And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself. "
Pastor Ezekiel, I think you should also get one of those "infractions" for swearing.
What in the world is a Feminazi?
As for your Scripture: Mark 12:29-31
As well as the NAME of that part of the Chapter.
Are you on drugs, young woman? No are making no sense at all.

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Old 11-06-2012, 06:21 PM
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"And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself. "
Pastor Ezekiel, I think you should also get one of those "infractions" for swearing...
Uh, why? Do you think "ass" is a swear word? It's in the Bible.

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Read this: Bible Answers: Who are our neighbors? Who are our brothers and sisters? Who are we to love? http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=71358
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Old 11-06-2012, 06:22 PM
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Old 11-06-2012, 06:29 PM
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If you've failed to notice, I was not quoting you. I was quoting your dear friend
You were quoting a private message on a public forum? Oh dear. Were you dragged up to be this way? Or did you go on a course called 'How To Be Rude'?

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Uh, why? Do you think "ass" is a swear word? It's in the Bible.



Read this: Bible Answers: Who are our neighbors? Who are our brothers and sisters? Who are we to love? http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=71358
Explain to me then, how they told me that "idiot" was also a swearword?

You should also read the rest of that Chapter. Thank you
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Old 11-06-2012, 06:35 PM
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I am going to go walk with my loving boyfriend, whom of which I've kissed and well, we're not married yet. So I'm probably going to be one of those "fornicating whores" that you hypocrites enjoy calling women.
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Old 11-06-2012, 06:40 PM
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I am going to go walk with my loving boyfriend, whom of which I've kissed and well, we're not married yet. So I'm probably going to be one of those "fornicating whores" that you hypocrites enjoy calling women.
Nobody called you a fornicating whore, and I've never spoken of a decent Christian woman in those terms.

Now I see that you are persecuting us, but through your persecution we are blessed by Him:

"Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake. Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you." Matthew 5:10-12

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I am going to go walk with my loving boyfriend, whom of which I've kissed and well, we're not married yet. So I'm probably going to be one of those "fornicating whores" that you hypocrites enjoy calling women.
Let me explain to you how being unsaved trash works when you die.

You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.

As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape you repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.

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Explain to me then, how they told me that "idiot" was also a swearword?...
Dunno, but I do know that "idiot" isn't in the King James.

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Where does "the rest of that chapter" contradict Pastor Sampson's reading?
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I'm pretty sure I trapped Nancy Pelosi last night. Waiting for the DDT to work before I make sure..
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I'm pretty sure I trapped Nancy Pelosi last night. Waiting for the DDT to work before I make sure..
I am fairly certain she is not a living person but some kind of Jesus hating robot.

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hmmm.. maybe it was Rachel Maddow instead..
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