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Old 11-07-2012, 05:40 AM
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First, the damned DEMONcrats and ACORN re-steal the White House, then we find out that drug-crazed loons managed to turn Colorado into a giant, mile-high crackhouse!

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The Rocky Mountain High just got a whole lot higher. On Tuesday night, Amendment 64 -- the measure which sought the legalization of marijuana for recreational use by adults -- was passed by Colorado voters, making Colorado the first state to end marijuana prohibition in the United States.
Well, there's ANOTHER state where I'll never land one of the Landover AirJesus G550s. I don't need a bunch of hollow-eyed junky maniacs attacking any of our Godly Pastors. I haven't touched booze since election night 2008 (well, I think it was something like four or five days later actually, when Bobby-Joe and the boys dug me out of that basement), but I need a few pops tonight, that's for sure!
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They may think it's all fun and games now, but won't they be sorry when their children start dying of marijuana overdoses.
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It's about time it's legalized.
Can finally smoke without fear of getting busted.
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Default Re: Colorado Declares War on Children, Legalizes Narcotics! The Marijuana Menace Marches On!

Why am I not surprised to see blame-America-first, commie-loving celebrity travel guide "Rick Steves" spearheading efforts to bring deadly narcotics into classrooms all across Washington state, shoving dope down our children's throats? All that time in socialist, godless, amoral Old Europe has clearly warped his grasp on reality.

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“It’s just not a big deal,” he said of marijuana use. Steves said he hoped the state would craft a “smart and mature law” from the initiative over the next year. “If we enact it responsibly, it would be very rash for the federal government and intervene.”
Here he is promoting narcotics abuse.



Listen up, "Rick Steves." If you don't LOVE America and the Judeo-Christian values that, at least before we started electing coloreds, make us the greatest country the world has ever seen or ever will see, and if you don't have anything better to do than to push dope on our children (no doubt to turn them into homosexurals), why don't you just go to one of your communist, permissive hellholes and stay there?

We don't need you here in God's chosen nation, queering up the joint and pushing the dope.

PS: It's never too late to turn to Christ, if you should change your mind on being a degenerate.

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It's about time it's legalized.
Can finally smoke without fear of getting busted.
Yes it is about time, it needs to come to florida now and have the age 18 lol
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It's about time it's legalized.
Can finally smoke without fear of getting busted.
It's not done yet. Laws have to be drafted and passed, and whatever a state declares, federal law still controls marijuana as a Schedule 1 (iirc) narcotic, and federal law trumps state. For something so contentious, expect years for even a partial victory to really happen.

The fact that a state-wide referendum showed the majority disagree with the law at present is the real reason to celebrate. Two is even better.
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Don't these idolaters understand that the Marijuana plant, besides having a Mexican name (dead giveaway) is just Satan's latest incarnation of the fruit tree in the Garden of Eden?
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Don't these idolaters understand that the Marijuana plant, besides having a Mexican name (dead giveaway) is just Satan's latest incarnation of the fruit tree in the Garden of Eden?
It's also used by dot heads in their occult ceremonies. It's not just the Kenyans and Messicans that are threatening, pretty soon every white school child will be forced to smoke reefers, while daubing their foreheads in cow shit.

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I believe in states rights, and one of the rights that a state has is to protect its citizens from the insidious spread of the drug and entitlement culture. Thank heaven we have a Supreme Court that will put a stop to nonsense like this!

How potheads can be allowed to vote at all is a real mystery to me. There should be drug testing at the voting booth like they have in Freehold Iowa (of course, the Landover Pastors and other wealthy residents of Freehold have special passes, since they're too busy and, anyway, they live lives beyond reproach).
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I believe in states rights, and one of the rights that a state has is to protect its citizens from the insidious spread of the drug and entitlement culture. Thank heaven we have a Supreme Court that will put a stop to nonsense like this!

How potheads can be allowed to vote at all is a real mystery to me. There should be drug testing at the voting booth like they have in Freehold Iowa (of course, the Landover Pastors and other wealthy residents of Freehold have special passes, since they're too busy and, anyway, they live lives beyond reproach).
Amen, brother, although I'd say it's just as much their DUTY as Christians to do so..
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1 Now the serpent was more subtil than any beast of the field which the LORD God had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea, hath God said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden?
2 And the woman said unto the serpent, We may eat of the fruit of the trees of the garden:
3 But of the fruit of the tree which is in the midst of the garden, God hath said, Ye shall not eat of it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die.
4 And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die:
5 For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil.
6 And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto her husband with her; and he did eat.
7 And the eyes of them both were opened, and they knew that they were naked; and they sewed fig leaves together, and made themselves aprons.
8 And they heard the voice of the LORD God walking in the garden in the cool of the day: and Adam and his wife hid themselves from the presence of the LORD God amongst the trees of the garden.
9 And the LORD God called unto Adam, and said unto him, Where art thou?
10 And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked; and I hid myself.
11 And he said, Who told thee that thou wast naked? Hast thou eaten of the tree, whereof I commanded thee that thou shouldest not eat?
12 And the man said, The woman whom thou gavest to be with me, she gave me of the tree, and I did eat.
13 And the LORD God said unto the woman, What is this that thou hast done? And the woman said, The serpent beguiled me, and I did eat.
14 And the LORD God said unto the serpent, Because thou hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life:
15 And I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her seed; it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel.
16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.
17 And unto Adam he said, Because thou hast hearkened unto the voice of thy wife, and hast eaten of the tree, of which I commanded thee, saying, Thou shalt not eat of it: cursed is the ground for thy sake; in sorrow shalt thou eat of it all the days of thy life;
18 Thorns also and thistles shall it bring forth to thee; and thou shalt eat the herb of the field;
19 In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread, till thou return unto the ground; for out of it wast thou taken: for dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return.
20 And Adam called his wife's name Eve; because she was the mother of all living.
21 Unto Adam also and to his wife did the LORD God make coats of skins, and clothed them.
22 And the LORD God said, Behold, the man is become as one of us, to know good and evil: and now, lest he put forth his hand, and take also of the tree of life, and eat, and live for ever:
23 Therefore the LORD God sent him forth from the garden of Eden, to till the ground from whence he was taken.
24 So he drove out the man; and he placed at the east of the garden of Eden Cherubims, and a flaming sword which turned every way, to keep the way of the tree of life.
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Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Thank you for posting that, Pastor. If only one person heeds it and is spared a horrific death from a marijuana overdose, it will all have been worth it.
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