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Default Irrational Muslims attribute every coincidence to Allah - 11-08-2012, 05:53 PM

Irrational Muslims continue to show their lack of logic or understanding of truth. It is no wonder they continue to believe in this moon Allah.

Here we see someone named "Adnan Oktar" saying that it was Allah that caused prayers to be healed: Cancer cells are under the command of Allah

Here's another one claiming Allah healed cancer from some other forum: Allah Cured Women's Cancer.

I mean, don't they understand that cancer goes into remission?

They even claim that national disasters are some form of "retribution" from Allah: Muslim clerics: Hurricane Sandy is Allah's way of punishing U.S. for Muhammad video


I mean, how would they know that it is Allah causing any of this? Natural disasters happen everywhere, one was bound to hit the United States. This is like rolling a dice ten times, praying one of the times comes up as "three", then praising Allah when it does. It is no wonder they continue to believe in Islam which such flawed reasoning.
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Default Re: Irrational Muslims attribute every coincidence to Allah - 11-08-2012, 06:11 PM

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I mean, how would they know that it is Allah causing any of this? Natural disasters happen everywhere, one was bound to hit the United States. This is like rolling a dice ten times, praying one of the times comes up as "three", then praising Allah when it does. It is no wonder they continue to believe in Islam which such flawed reasoning.
Indeed, Brother PW! It's actually quite funny when you think about it. I mean, it's like a child looking up to the sky and imagining the clouds where put there just for his entertainment!

Children, however, grow up. Mohammedans don't. Not intellectually anyway.

Then again, neither to cathlics:

A deeply religious man in upstate New York who believes a church's giant crucifix cured his wife of cancer had his own leg amputated after the same crucifix collapsed on top of him.

Can you imagine his surprise when the statue that supposedly "cured" his wife of her obviously naturally remitting cancer, then "chose" to fall on him?



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Default Re: Irrational Muslims attribute every coincidence to Allah - 11-08-2012, 06:17 PM

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Default Re: Irrational Muslims attribute every coincidence to Allah - 11-08-2012, 09:56 PM

How do they explain the tsunami of 2004 that wiped out all those Muslims in Indonesia? That was clearly a sign of God's wrath against them. They only interpret the evidence in a way that's consistent with their own biases.


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Default Re: Irrational Muslims attribute every coincidence to Allah - 11-09-2012, 12:43 AM

The mooselimbs are grasping at straws because they know that no evidence supports their ridiculous belief system.


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How do they explain the tsunami of 2004 that wiped out all those Muslims in Indonesia? That was clearly a sign of God's wrath against them. They only interpret the evidence in a way that's consistent with their own biases.
I think they'd say it was because one of the islands is hindoo.
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I think they'd say it was because one of the islands is hindoo.
What an inefficient way to administer justice! Killing all those muslims just to get at some hindus. Can't they see that our God is better? At least He doesn't slay the righteous with the wicked (Gen 18:25).


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What an inefficient way to administer justice! Killing all those muslims just to get at some hindus. Can't they see that our God is better? At least He doesn't slay the righteous with the wicked (Gen 18:25).
These hindoo and mooslim gods are an absolute shower. As for inefficiency, you just have to visit these heathen countries to observe their shambolic and incompetent ways. Why, every year hundreds get crushed to death at religious events, after which they are partially burned then dumped in a river. There isn't a tsunami big enough for these idolatrous swine.

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Default Re: Irrational Muslims attribute every coincidence to Allah - 11-09-2012, 01:02 PM

What a bunch of gullible retards. Good grief, I really need to look up the mooslim word for "hayseed" so I know what to call them.

See if you see any mention whatsoever of allah or mohambone in this account of how Jesus calls all the shots:

(Proverbs 16:9) "A man's heart deviseth his way: but the LORD directeth his steps."

Nope...didn't think so.

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Default Re: Irrational Muslims attribute every coincidence to Allah - 11-09-2012, 02:18 PM

There is no word for "hayseed" in Mooslim, unless you count "Mooslim" itself. What do you expect from people who drink donkey urine and eat Camel dung?


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