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Old 11-09-2012, 04:29 PM
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Please join in prayer for impeachment.

Let his days be few; and let another take his office. ~Psalm 109:8

Stranger things have happened, as we know, my friends in Christ.

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It simply blows me away that he got re-elected. HE's NOT AMERICAN!! Look at him, he's black, he was born in Africa.

His birth certificate was the worst photoshop job I have ever seen. Seriously the people that believe it's real would consider this to be the real deal.



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Old 11-09-2012, 04:58 PM
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It simply blows me away that he got re-elected. HE's NOT AMERICAN!! Look at him, he's black, he was born in Africa.

His birth certificate was the worst photoshop job I have ever seen. Seriously the people that believe it's real would consider this to be the real deal.



Lord save us.
Thank you, Brother Creeser. The election results surprised me so sadly too.

Worse than the prez being Anti-American, he's an enemy of God. Wake up America!!

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I have faith.. The Lord will provide for his impeachment. Either that, or his re-election is just another one of the Seven Signs. It's a win-win, really
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I have faith.. The Lord will provide for his impeachment. Either that, or his re-election is just another one of the Seven Signs. It's a win-win, really
Thank you, Brother Carl. It's nice to be reminded of the win/win.

PS--There are also other ways the Lord can raise His Almighty Hand and remove him from office. Our God is almighty!

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You can't tell that every unscewed poll was wrong and the actual vote just happened to match the polling arrogate. As Karol Rove explained Obama clearly suppressed the Republican vote by painting a false picture of Romney as some kind of souless robot made of money who was out to destroy every minority in America instead of the dynamic Republican Romney really is!

Romney was Swift Boated! This is an outrage!
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I acknowledge that Obama's reelection detracts from my prior arguments for the existence of a benevolent God who wants the job creating class to govern America. However, Obama's reelection does contribute to another of my arguments, the one that says there exists a malevolent Devil who seeks by tenebrous machinations to usurp the will of that benevolent God. The reason I know Christianity is true is because there is no conceivable state of the world that would disprove it.

If Obama is impeached, that will mean there is a God. Is Obama is not impeached, and the poor are given health care, that will mean there is a Satan which will mean there is a God. Christianity is true automatically, whether it is true or not.
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I acknowledge that Obama's reelection detracts from my prior arguments for the existence of a benevolent God who wants the job creating class to govern America. However, Obama's reelection does contribute to another of my arguments, the one that says there exists a malevolent Devil who seeks by tenebrous machinations to usurp the will of that benevolent God. The reason I know Christianity is true is because there is no conceivable state of the world that would disprove it.

If Obama is impeached, that will mean there is a God. Is Obama is not impeached, and the poor are given health care, that will mean there is a Satan which will mean there is a God. Christianity is true automatically, whether it is true or not.
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One can see the hand of Satan everywhere in this election thwarting The Will of our All Knowing, all Powerful God. How else is Hurricane Sandy explained without the hand of Satan? A massive super storm shows up at exactly the right moment so Obama can bribe voters by saving them from starving. Sure, tell me that was random chance.
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Everbody round these parts has been sayin he is the spon of Satan.

Must be true with so many God fearin folk and such.
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One can see the hand of Satan everywhere in this election thwarting The Will of our All Knowing, all Powerful God. How else is Hurricane Sandy explained without the hand of Satan? A massive super storm shows up at exactly the right moment so Obama can bribe voters by saving them from starving. Sure, tell me that was random chance.
Only Satan's emissaries would feed starving people. The rest of us know that God is in control. The way it is now, poor people are dying in public parks. The way it should be, those parks should be privatized so that the poor can be tossed out into traffic. Actually, that would be trespassing as well, since they can't afford to pay the tolls. So we would have to toss them onto the sidewalk. Except, we can't expect taxpayers to pay for bums to use sidewalks, so they must be privatized and patrolled by mercenary armies as well. I suppose the bums will have to fester in our sewers. No... I see now why God told us to send unsaved trash directly to Hell. There is simply no place for them in a free market landscape.
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Only Satan's emissaries would feed starving people. The rest of us know that God is in control. The way it is now, poor people are dying in public parks. The way it should be, those parks should be privatized so that the poor can be tossed out into traffic. Actually, that would be trespassing as well, since they can't afford to pay the tolls. So we would have to toss them onto the sidewalk. Except, we can't expect taxpayers to pay for bums to use sidewalks, so they must be privatized and patrolled by mercenary armies as well. I suppose the bums will have to fester in our sewers. No... I see now why God told us to send unsaved trash directly to Hell. There is simply no place for them in a free market landscape.
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The real problem with the poor is they don't have enough faith in Jesus. They think the minute they run out of money they wander up to a public park bench, set up shop and make fun of the hard working Americans like some lucky ducky. Society needs to remove that park bench safety net to get these slackers back to work.
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The real problem with the poor is they don't have enough faith in Jesus. They think the minute they run out of money they wander up to a public park bench, set up shop and make fun of the hard working Americans like some lucky ducky. Society needs to remove that park bench safety net to get these slackers back to work.
Yes, brother, I believe that is the essence of Christ's message to mankind. Everyone needs to pull their own weight. The poorest woman had to muster up 100% of her last two mites to give to Jesus, because Jesus has infinite money due to the miraculous power of faith. The poor owe everything to the rich, due to their moral depravity and their refusal to have faith in Him. The rich prove with the fecundity of their bank accounts the fact that they are morally superior. How else would it be in a world that is ruled by a just and omnipotent God? If that broke whore of Satan had a little faith, she could have just donated to Jesus out of her discretionary income like everyone else. If the liberals had their way, Jesus would be giving HIS money to the poor instead of the other way around.
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21 And he looked up, and saw the rich men casting their gifts into the treasury.
2 And he saw also a certain poor widow casting in thither two mites.
3 And he said, Of a truth I say unto you, that this poor widow hath cast in more than they all:
4 For all these have of their abundance cast in unto the offerings of God: but she of her penury hath cast in all the living that she had.
The Bible teaches us that the poor should give to the rich. After all, that is where they got their money from in the first place, for doing jobs that the rich could easily have done themselves.
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I have been spending my time of late deep in prayer that God smite Obama with sickle cell anemia, His favorite weapon against uppity Negroes.
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Great, I'm absolutely, positively convinced beyond all doubt that those prayers will be equally effective as the millions of prayers calling for him to lose the election! It seems the leaders of Iran are in total agreement with your abuse of
religion to stay in power. Swab the [profanity] off of your stick and it will work better for ya! you really love the [profanity], don't you?
You want people to die horrible deaths etc. sounds like you are a true representative of a "loving Christian".

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Dear, I'm very glad that you're starting to see things our way, the Right Way. But please stop using so much profanity.
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Firstly, if god was actually listening to you, he obviously figures that Obama is the right one for the job.

Secondly, by praying for Obama to fail, you will be praying for the suffering of the American people.

But god has made his choice - you obviously defy god.

What does that make you?

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Firstly, if god was actually listening to you, he obviously figures that Obama is the right one for the job.

Secondly, by praying for Obama to fail, you will be praying for the suffering of the American people.

But god has made his choice - you obviously defy god.

What does that make you?

"None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free" - adolf hitler
You atheists and your Hitler quotes. No wonder you believe in Darwin, you are all brainwashed by Hitler's socialist agenda!

Since I am being raised to be a leader in the Christian community, and to force Biblical law on the rest of the world, I am too brave to be scared of you, atheist nazi.
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You atheists and your Hitler quotes. No wonder you believe in Darwin, you are all brainwashed by Hitler's socialist agenda!

Since I am being raised to be a leader in the Christian community, and to force Biblical law on the rest of the world, I am too brave to be scared of you, atheist nazi.
Agreed. Your very well spoken for your age George. As for the hitler qutoing atheist feminazi he will burn in hell for rejecting god, and substituting Darwin. Don't bother listening to them they aren't worth your time.
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I'm not a lawyer, but it seems to me O's support of homer marriage is an impeachable offense.

It seems impeachable because this nation was founded on Christianity and homer marriage is a violation of Christian values.

I think God has put impeachment within our reach.
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