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Old 11-10-2012, 09:43 PM
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Seriously will you stop calling me lesbian? To get it straight (haha pun) I'm panesexual, which means whatever is in the other person's pants doesn't matter I'm not interested anyways.
What will they think off next.

So what exactly is the difference between a pane-sexual and a bisexual, or an asexual?
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Old 11-10-2012, 10:12 PM
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What will they think off next.

So what exactly is the difference between a pane-sexual and a bisexual, or an asexual?
The intercourse, such as panesexual doesn't care what genitals their partner has, bisexual likes the two main sexes (male and female) and asexual just really does not want anything to do with sex.
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I heard Christmas time in hell is wonderful, and Satan is such a gay boy.
Well, you didn't hear it from the KJV1611, so I don't know where you got that idea from. It's very sad. God has obviously hardened your heart (Ex 9:12). I fear that you are "a vessel of wrath fitted for destruction" (Rom 9:22). I will pray that God will soften your heart to receive His Word, but I don't know what good it will do, for "therefore hath he mercy on whom he will have mercy, and whom he will he hardeneth" (Rom 9:18b).
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Well, you didn't hear it from the KJV1611, so I don't know where you got that idea from. It's very sad. God has obviously hardened your heart (Ex 9:12). I fear that you are "a vessel of wrath fitted for destruction" (Rom 9:22). I will pray that God will soften your heart to receive His Word, but I don't know what good it will do, for "therefore hath he mercy on whom he will have mercy, and whom he will he hardeneth" (Rom 9:18b).
I got it from Southpark, you know the telivision show? It's wonderful
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Old 11-11-2012, 01:41 PM
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The intercourse, such as panesexual doesn't care what genitals their partner has
Sigh… So you’re bisexual (making you a homosexual) but you call it something else.
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Sigh… So you’re bisexual (making you a homosexual) but you call it something else.
Not bisexual, panesexual. You could classify me as a homosexual but you'd be incorrect.
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Oops if it's a sin to kiss outside of marriage then me and my boyfriend are going to hell
My dear, courtship should be a long and honorable thing.

Before the Mrs. passed away, we dated seven years and began holding hands on the night of the wedding. Even after marriage, we never saw each other naked or consummated the marriage for another three years and eleven months. I remember exactly because it was hard to endure, but I did it for the love of Jesus. You'd do well to at least try to pursue goodness and have a healthy respect for the chastity that God prefers (see Matthew 19:12; I Corinthians 7:28-40)

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So, you're a non-breeder, then? Then you shall be doubly spit-roasted by Lucifer. Maybe with some fava beans and a nice Key-antee..
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You cannot call yourself a partnership until you have kissed and had intercourse. Kissing's harmless, worst you are going to get is a cold.
Sex is a little different, learn to use a condom, and don't get too drunk!

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Sex is a little different, learn to use a condom, and don't get too drunk!

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My dear, courtship should be a long and honorable thing.

Before the Mrs. passed away, we dated seven years and began holding hands on the night of the wedding. Even after marriage, we never saw each other naked or consummated the marriage for another three years and eleven months. I remember exactly because it was hard to endure, but I did it for the love of Jesus. You'd do well to at least try to pursue goodness and have a healthy respect for the chastity that God prefers (see Matthew 19:12; I Corinthians 7:28-40)

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That's really cute, sounds like you two had a wonderful relationship. My thing is I'm not even considering marriage, and kissing is harmless. No Mr. of mine is gonna get into my pants before we've been dating several years.
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I am only one of those things; obese
For the record I am not perverted, and I am wiccan. Not witch, good guess though
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I am only one of those things; obese
..er ..how can obesity be construed as anything other than a perversion?
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..er ..how can obesity be construed as anything other than a perversion?
wiccanism and witchcraft is the same thingWe're not guessing.
You do nothing but stereotype. Obesity and perversion are two different things, same with wiccanism and witchcraft are two things. And you are guessing because you do not exactly know what you are talking about. Bigotry wrapped in prayer is still bigotry.
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Obesity comes from the perverse desire to kill yourself with food.

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