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Old 09-02-2012, 08:30 AM
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Which is why you will never see a True Christian™ man rape a woman, or a True Christian™ woman cry "
REALLY ??? In light of all of these postings, that's quite a revelation, my dear.

Oh, well, guess it feels good to be an ostrich every now and then ...whatever floats the boat in your la-la land, sweetie.
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Old 09-02-2012, 09:06 AM
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Oh, well, guess it feels good to be an ostrich every now and then ...
Why do you want to be an ostrich?
Those stupid birds can't even fly.
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Old 09-02-2012, 05:37 PM
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REALLY ??? In light of all of these postings, that's quite a revelation, my dear.

Oh, well, guess it feels good to be an ostrich every now and then ...whatever floats the boat in your la-la land, sweetie.
...Says the dotheaded demon worshiper...

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Old 09-02-2012, 07:06 PM
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...Says the dotheaded demon worshiper...

Nice video...lots of lovely images of Kali ..my personal favorite of all the 30 million Gods and Goddesses.

BTW, are you a closet Dharmavadin, Ezekiel ? You seem to spend an AWFUL lot of time looking for and posting videos on Sanatana Dharma and India...

'Fess up and we'll see what we can do for you, kid. Our samajas welcome any convert with open arms ... And the process is fairly simple and straight forward, too. All you need to do is to shave your head save for a tuft of hair at the back, put on a dhoti, slam on Krishna's sandalwood paste on your forehead and you are good to go... !

Oh, and we'll rename you Eshwar.... Ezekiel aient no Dharmavadin name.
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..my personal favorite of all the 30 million Gods and Goddesses.
There are but one God, silly!
And His son Jesus and the Holy Spirit.
But They are one.
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You seem to think that the biggest issue of rape is conception of the rapist's child and urge women not to "worry about it". Why do you neglect the fact that by being raped, a woman has been violated, regardless of whether she gets pregnant or not as a result of that violation ?
Have you ever considered that rape "victims" wouldn't be so traumatized by the experience if you people weren't so melodramatic about it?

Instead of, "a woman has been violated", why not say the truth, "a woman has been subjected to some minor bruising and abrasions which typically heal within a few days"?

I've been in schoolyard brawls that resulted in more significant injuries than the typical "legitimate rape"; you don't see me going to a support group for it, do you?

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I almost thought you were serious until I saw the "medical" pictures. Those are funny.

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The worst thing that could ever happen to a woman is rape.
Its unjustifiable for any reason and is utterly wicked.
A woman cannot ask to be raped, this is a contradiction in terms. Thus no woman can ever be accused of bringing rape upon them selves.
Any man with the appropriate equipment can commit rape, it does not matter about Race, Religion or personal background.
The best advice anyone could give to any woman who is genuinely scared about the possibility of this happened would be this:
Never go out alone in any area where there could be a threat.
If going out at night, stay in a group; the larger the better.
Never become so inebriated that you are out of control of your situation.
If you live in a dangerous area, get a Phone with your local number for Emergency services on a quickdial function, and consider carrying a weapon for self defense or taking up self defense classes.
ALWAYS TELL PEOPLE WHERE YOU ARE GOING AND WITH WHOM! Tell them when you are leaving, and when you will return, and tell them to phone the police if you are late.


Stay safe ladies!
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The worst thing that could ever happen to a woman is rape.
WRONG: The worst thing that could happen to a woman being Justly Condemned to Hell for All Eternity, and finding out too late that belief in Christ could have saved her.

He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already,
because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.
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Its unjustifiable for any reason and is utterly wicked.
WRONG: Only legitimate rape is unjustifiable. That's why it's called "rape," but people take the word and change it to suit their sinful desire.

For there is not a just man upon earth,
that doeth good, and sinneth not.
Ecclesiastes 7:20


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A woman cannot ask to be raped, this is a contradiction in terms. Thus no woman can ever be accused of bringing rape upon them selves.
WRONG: Only sluts get raped. Dressing like a slut is like playing a game of Chicken against the LORD, and being stupid enough to think you can win.

In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety;
not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array
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Any man with the appropriate equipment can commit rape, it does not matter about Race, Religion or personal background.
WRONG. A True Christian™ cannot sin.

We know that whosoever is born of God sinneth not;
but he that is begotten of God keepeth himself, and that wicked one toucheth him not.
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The best advice anyone could give to any woman who is genuinely scared about the possibility of this happened would be this:
Never go out alone in any area where there could be a threat.
If going out at night, stay in a group; the larger the better.
Never become so inebriated that you are out of control of your situation.
If you live in a dangerous area, get a Phone with your local number for Emergency services on a quickdial function, and consider carrying a weapon for self defense or taking up self defense classes.
ALWAYS TELL PEOPLE WHERE YOU ARE GOING AND WITH WHOM! Tell them when you are leaving, and when you will return, and tell them to phone the police if you are late.

Stay safe ladies!
WRONG: The best advice anyone could give to any woman is to accept Christ Jesus as her LORD and Savior, and she shall be Blessed and cared for!

The LORD shall command the blessing upon thee in thy storehouses, and in all that thou settest thine hand unto;
and he shall bless thee in the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee.
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The worst thing that could ever happen to a woman is rape.
Its unjustifiable for any reason and is utterly wicked.
A woman cannot ask to be raped, this is a contradiction in terms. Thus no woman can ever be accused of bringing rape upon them selves.
Any man with the appropriate equipment can commit rape, it does not matter about Race, Religion or personal background.
The best advice anyone could give to any woman who is genuinely scared about the possibility of this happened would be this:
Never go out alone in any area where there could be a threat.
If going out at night, stay in a group; the larger the better.
Never become so inebriated that you are out of control of your situation.
If you live in a dangerous area, get a Phone with your local number for Emergency services on a quickdial function, and consider carrying a weapon for self defense or taking up self defense classes.
ALWAYS TELL PEOPLE WHERE YOU ARE GOING AND WITH WHOM! Tell them when you are leaving, and when you will return, and tell them to phone the police if you are late.


Stay safe ladies!
I noticed you omitted the two most important things: Always carry your Bible and your Glock. Shout Glory!
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Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Friends, Blessed is the man who is persecuted for the LORD's sake!

Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
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Our dear True Christian™ representative Todd Akin is being vindicated by Congress, finally. Representative Phil Gingrey (R-Ga.) came forward to praise the courage of Former Senate candidates Todd Akin (R-Mo.) and Richard Mourdock (R-Ind.) for standing up for the Truth.

Gingrey, a former OBGYN and co-chair of the House GOP Doctors Caucus, defended the two men at a Chamber of Commerce breakfast in Georgia on Thursday morning. He said he believes that they are at least "partly right" in what they said about pregnancy and rape, the Marietta Daily Journal reported:
In Missouri, Todd Akin ... was asked by a local news source about rape and he said, "Look, in a legitimate rape situation" -- what he meant by legitimate rape was just look, someone can say I was raped: a scared-to-death 15-year-old that becomes impregnated by her boyfriend and then has to tell her parents, that's pretty tough and might on some occasion say, "Hey, I was raped." That's what he meant when he said legitimate rape versus non-legitimate rape. I don’t find anything so horrible about that. But then he went on and said that in a situation of rape, of a legitimate rape, a woman’s body has a way of shutting down so the pregnancy would not occur. He’s partly right on that. ...

And I've delivered lots of babies, and I know about these things. It is true. We tell infertile couples all the time that are having trouble conceiving because of the woman not ovulating, "Just relax. Drink a glass of wine. And don't be so tense and uptight because all that adrenaline can cause you not to ovulate." So he was partially right wasn’t he?
I'm glad some people in Congress can still tell the difference between reality and fantasy!







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If I am completely cover from head to toe and a man assaults me, is that still my fault? Or if I rape a man, is that his fault?
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If I am completely cover from head to toe and a man assaults me, is that still my fault? Or if I rape a man, is that his fault?
It depends. If you are in a city and you do not cry out loud enough for some to hear you then you need to really take responsibility like an adult.

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Yes, it's your fault. Women are responsible for bringing sin in to this world in the first place. Only sinners get raped anyway, so it's not that big deal. Another things is that you can't rape a man. At least it sounds like that you are member of weaker sex.
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Another things is that you can't rape a man. At least it sounds like that you are member of weaker sex.
I just had a scary thought. We all know lesbeans help limp wristed queers hold down innocent young youths to be raped (anal) by predatory homers because they are built like barns.

I would not put it past a bull dyke to force rape a man out of spite.

As the old saying goes "the gays hate Jesus because they cannot breed".

This is why more people need to read the Bible(KJV1611).

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What if I scream to the top of my lungs and no one helps me?

if your hypothetically sinless 9 year old daughter were raped, you would blame her?

he doesnt want to have sex, but his body betrays him by becoming aroused and a woman takes advantage of that, I do believe that would be considered rape.
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What if I scream to the top of my lungs and no one helps me?

if your hypothetically sinless 9 year old daughter were raped, you would blame her?

he doesnt want to have sex, but his body betrays him by becoming aroused and a woman takes advantage of that, I do believe that would be considered rape.
Friend, Christianity is not about blame like atheism is. It is about doing what God wants, and God doesn't want you to go and get yourself raped, unless it is by your husband or a victorious army.

God gives clear instructions to women on how to serve Him. If you do not obey God, then He has no obligation to protect you from unsanctioned rapes.

Christ teaches us in His word that faith the size of a mustard seed is sufficient to move mountains. If you are raped in an unChristian way, then obviously it is because you have rejected the teachings of Jesus Christ.
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I just had a scary thought. We all know lesbeans help limp wristed queers hold down innocent young youths to be raped (anal) by predatory homers because they are built like barns.

I would not put it past a bull dyke to force rape a man out of spite.
Yes, you might have something there. I mean, you can be guilty of murder, even if you don't pull the trigger yourself. In that case this lesbian could be guilty of rape as an accomplice to the actual rape. Hmm, I wonder if there are any cases of this in the actual law, the law of God.
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