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Default Re: If Black People Goto Heaven, Does God Turn Them White?? - 11-13-2012, 08:58 PM

Is this a rhetorical question??


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Default Re: If Black People Goto Heaven, Does God Turn Them White?? - 11-14-2012, 10:04 AM

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Or is God black and did he turn the white people black? Does he also downgrade the size of the black mans dick to that of the white man? These are important questionsYou think the name St. PETER is a coincidence?
Huh? What? This gibberish is obviously rhetoric in nature and as such I will treat it with the contempt it deserves.

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Default Re: If Black People Goto Heaven, Does God Turn Them White?? - 11-14-2012, 01:08 PM

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Or is God black and did he turn the white people black?
God created the world in seven days.

If he had been black, he would have used that time sitting on his duff, yakking on his Obama phone to his baby mammas, and waiting for a government check to come in the mail so he could buy Mad Dog and scratch-off lottery tickets.

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Default Re: If Black People Goto Heaven, Does God Turn Them White?? - 11-14-2012, 02:01 PM

If God was Black, would his favorite country be America, and his native language American? No, it would be Zulububuwanastan and Swahilimumuleke would be the language and he'd have a dinner plate in his lip. Case CLOSED.


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Default Re: If Black People Goto Heaven, Does God Turn Them White?? - 11-14-2012, 06:15 PM

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We know that Jesus is white.....


If Jesus existed, he was born to a Jewish mother, in the Middle East. He would have been mixed race and look like a short Arab.


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If Jesus existed, he was born to a Jewish mother, in the Middle East. He would have been mixed race and look like a short Arab.
Friend, Jesus is God. He can do anything, including being born to desert dwellers and yet be white, smart, clean, and healthy.



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If Jesus existed, he was born to a Jewish mother, in the Middle East. He would have been mixed race and look like a short Arab.
Were you alive back then? How would you know this? Lots of sand nigras have invaded that area of the world since then. So you tell us not to pay heed to the Word of God, but you embrace the blatant anti-white speculation that Jesus himself was a sand nigra? Hypocritical much?


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Were you alive back then? How would you know this? Lots of sand nigras have invaded that area of the world since then. So you tell us not to pay heed to the Word of God, but you embrace the blatant anti-white speculation that Jesus himself was a sand nigra? Hypocritical much?
Lets be honest, there is no real proof that Jesus was even real. So to speculate on what he looked like would at best be a bad guess.
My theory, rests on what everyone else would have looked like at the time. Why are there black people in Africa, and Caucasians in Europe? easy, Evolution baby! the Pigment in the skin of a black person is melanin, it blocks UV rays and stops nasty things like cancer.
Europe is a different climate, up north during the winter the sun is only out for a few hours, thus Caucasians didn't need the dark pigment, it was evolved out.
If you look at skin colour vs Latitude, the more south you go to the equator from the north pole, gradually skin colour gets darker.
Now look at a map of where the "holy land" is....damn son...seems to be near to the equator, thus darker skinned.
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Now look at a map of where the "holy land" is....damn son...seems to be near to the equator, thus darker skinned.
Simple!
Then why don't the savage indians of Brazil look like sand-negroes of Arabia?


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Then why don't the savage indians of Brazil look like sand-negroes of Arabia?
Evolution! it's what happens when two groups of homo sapiens spend tens of thousands of years unconnected in any way.


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Lets be honest, there is no real proof that Jesus was even real. So to speculate on what he looked like would at best be a bad guess.
My theory, rests on what everyone else would have looked like at the time. Why are there black people in Africa, and Caucasians in Europe? easy, Evolution baby! the Pigment in the skin of a black person is melanin, it blocks UV rays and stops nasty things like cancer.
Europe is a different climate, up north during the winter the sun is only out for a few hours, thus Caucasians didn't need the dark pigment, it was evolved out.
If you look at skin colour vs Latitude, the more south you go to the equator from the north pole, gradually skin colour gets darker.
Now look at a map of where the "holy land" is....damn son...seems to be near to the equator, thus darker skinned.
Simple!
So. in other words, YOU DON'T KNOW. Thought so.


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Evolution baby! the Pigment in the skin of a black person is melanin, it blocks UV rays and stops nasty things like cancer.
So you are saying that white people evolved from nigras to more advanced form. Not that I believe in any of this evilution nonsense, but that is so far the most reasonable speculation about this matter I have heard. It's good to hear that even secular science is trying to prove bible correct. As God created man to his own image and we all know God is white, then it's obvious that caucasians are God's true children.
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So you are saying that white people evolved from nigras to more advanced form. Not that I believe in any of this evilution nonsense, but that is so far the most reasonable speculation about this matter I have heard. It's good to hear that even secular science is trying to prove bible correct. As God created man to his own image and we all know God is white, then it's obvious that caucasians are God's true children.
Funny thing is, homo sapiens started in Africa, so yes we all started in Africa, and gradually moved north and east.
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Funny thing is, homo sapiens started in Africa, so yes we all started in Africa, and gradually moved north and east.
But Caucasians are not more evolved Africans, it doesn't work like that.
So you do not believe in evilution after all. If caucasian has evolved from nigra, then it is more evolved. Make up your mind already.
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Default Re: If Black People Goto Heaven, Does God Turn Them White?? - 11-15-2012, 12:20 AM

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Funny thing is, homo sapiens started in Africa, so yes we all started in Africa, and gradually moved north and east...
Not according to the Bible. These people believe that we all started from the Ark:



And anything that contradicts this is obviously false evidence planted by Satan.

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Funny thing is, homo sapiens started in Africa, so yes we all started in Africa, and gradually moved north and east.
But Caucasians are not more evolved Africans, it doesn't work like that.
I don't care where homers came from. Real Christians come from Adam and Eve. Case CLOSED, Kunta Kinte..


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So you do not believe in evilution after all. If caucasian has evolved from nigra, then it is more evolved. Make up your mind already.
No I do not 'believe' in Evolution. I accept it as the best and most factual understanding of how all animals (including the genus Homo) have come to be where they are at this moment in time. Caucasians didn't evolve from Africans, that is a myth.
People in Africa have evolved along with Caucasians and Asians. Their skin got darker to better protect them from the sun, ours lightened for reasons I have already explained.
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Not according to the Bible. These people believe that we all started from the Ark:



And anything that contradicts this is obviously false evidence planted by Satan.

Really.
So Noah got 3 million Independent species of animals on one boat. Then deposited all of them in their correct habitats (marsupials in Australia etc) after the great flood?
If you say so....it must be true! (he lied)


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No I do not 'believe' in Evolution. I accept it as the best and most factual understanding of how all animals (including the genus Homo) have come to be where they are at this moment in time. Caucasians didn't evolve from Africans, that is a myth.
People in Africa have evolved along with Caucasians and Asians. Their skin got darker to better protect them from the sun, ours lightened for reasons I have already explained.

So Noah got 3 million Independent species of animals on one boat. Then deposited all of them in their correct habitats (marsupials in Australia etc) after the great flood?
If you say so....it must be true! (he lied)
Yep.. Bible says so... Do you have any definitive proof he DIDN'T??


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No I do not 'believe' in Evolution...
Evolution requires faith, too. It just requires more faith than Faith in Jesus.

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So Noah got 3 million Independent species of animals on one boat....
Kinds. Noah got every kind of animal. The Bible makes no mention of "Independent species."



But with thee will I establish my covenant; and thou shalt come into the ark, thou, and thy sons, and thy wife, and thy sons' wives with thee.
And of every living thing of all flesh, two of every sort shalt thou bring into the ark, to keep them alive with thee; they shall be male and female.
Of fowls after their kind, and of cattle after their kind, of every creeping thing of the earth after his kind,
two of every sort shall come unto thee, to keep them alive.
And take thou unto thee of all food that is eaten, and thou shalt gather it to thee; and it shall be for food for thee, and for them.
Thus did Noah; according to all that God commanded him, so did he.
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Evolution requires faith, too. It just requires more faith than Faith in Jesus.
Evolution requires no faith, all of the facts for it are available to view now. Everything from a beautiful rich fossil record, to the mapping of the human genome. DNA baby, it ruins faith.
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Kinds. Noah got every kind of animal. The Bible makes no mention of "Independent species."
I would be very very careful with your wording. It would support evolution even more to say that "Noah" only took one type of camel/rino/cow/sausage tree etc.

Even our good old friend DNA debunks Noah. The genus of all of the animals in the world is far too well spread to have come from only 1 breeding pair. (or if you are a clean beast..one of 7, doesn't specify male to female ratio though)
If all of say the elephants of the world came from a single pair, all genetic problems of the parents would be passed to the offspring, you would end up with diseased livestock.

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