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Old 07-18-2012, 08:32 PM
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Default Re: Keep the FAGS out of the Boy Scouts!!!

What we need are separate boy scout troops for homosexuals!
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Old 07-18-2012, 08:41 PM
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What we need are separate boy scout troops for homosexuals!
No. What we need is to have a theocracy back so we can take care of them homers Old Testament style.

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Old 10-18-2012, 03:39 PM
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Another WIN for the boy scouts!!

Boy, 11, excluded from Scouts because he doesn’t believe in God!!

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An 11-year old boy from Midsomer Norton, near Bath, Somerset, has been told he cannot join his local Scout troop because he does not believe in God and doesn't want to make the Scout Promise in its present form. This requires Scouts to "do their duty by God and the Queen".

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Old 10-18-2012, 03:55 PM
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Default Re: Keep the FAGS out of the Boy Scouts!!!

My own sons have often voiced concerns about the weaker back boned scouts. They expressed the terror the scout leaders must go through every night, praying to Jesus to not have a child crawl into thier camper looking for 'comforting'.
Troop 271, filled with my sons, have a merit badge signifying the 'Outting of 10 or more queers during a Jamboree".
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Old 10-19-2012, 06:19 PM
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My own sons have often voiced concerns about the weaker back boned scouts. They expressed the terror the scout leaders must go through every night, praying to Jesus to not have a child crawl into thier camper looking for 'comforting'.
Troop 271, filled with my sons, have a merit badge signifying the 'Outting of 10 or more queers during a Jamboree".
You have solid True Christian™ children Brother.

So....in addition to keeping out the damned queers, looks like we need to keep out the kiddy touching mormons as well.

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Old 10-19-2012, 06:22 PM
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Why do they let mormons in the Boy Scouts anyway? They don't believe in Jesus.

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Why do they let mormons in the Boy Scouts anyway? They don't believe in Jesus.

Mormons are all fags anyway, aren't they? Ever wonder why it's always two young men who go traipsing around the world together on their "mission"? Apparently they thought the Boy Scouts would be a mormon version of cathlic schools - plenty of young boys to play Button Button Who's Got The Button with.
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No one likes to talk about it, but the founder of the boy scouts was a homosexual and a pedophile and the whole damn organization was set up to groom cute young boys to be obedient sex toys for the men who are in charge of them.
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I was a Boy Scout and not a single time did any Scoutmaster's penis accidentally enter my rectum.

I do reccomend that no parent ever let his child ever join the Webelos. That is just asking for trouble.
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I was a Boy Scout and not a single time did any Scoutmaster's penis accidentally enter my rectum.
Brother Nobar got me thinking and now with the mormon infestation, I can't help but be a bit worried.

Should I check the boys rectums? I'm not exactly sure what I'd be looking for though....I assume the gays just have wide rectums? Bleeding maybe?

Damn it....queers every where these days...DAMN THEM!! DAMN THEM TO HELL!!!!
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Brother Nobar got me thinking and now with the mormon infestation, I can't help but be a bit worried.

Should I check the boys rectums? I'm not exactly sure what I'd be looking for though....I assume the gays just have wide rectums? Bleeding maybe?

Damn it....queers every where these days...DAMN THEM!! DAMN THEM TO HELL!!!!
Being boys will be boys, keeping a close eye on your boys rectum is paramount.
I use a little trick I learned when I was a child from one of those all American spy movies (James Bond, I think). 'Q' would pull one of the hairs from his head, lick it and press it to the child's buttocks as to span the tight gap between cheeks. At the end of the day at evening inspection, if the hair was missing, you absolutely know the child was up to nefarious behavior and appropriate correction is called for.
As far as regular inspection, I look for items left behind deep inside. It is the only way you can be sure no one has violated them without their knowledge.
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Being boys will be boys, keeping a close eye on your boys rectum is paramount.
I use a little trick I learned when I was a child from one of those all American spy movies (James Bond, I think). 'Q' would pull one of the hairs from his head, lick it and press it to the child's buttocks as to span the tight gap between cheeks. At the end of the day at evening inspection, if the hair was missing, you absolutely know the child was up to nefarious behavior and appropriate correction is called for.
As far as regular inspection, I look for items left behind deep inside. It is the only way you can be sure no one has violated them without their knowledge.
Brother Hutchins, you just earned yourself a pie cooked by Mrs. Creeser. I could have not asked for better advice.

Well, off to the store to pick up some latex gloves
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so if someones attracted to someone of the same sex there expected to never act on it, to never get married, to never truly fall in love,, i dont think thats fair


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I heard a disturbing piece of news today. UPS has taken it upon themselves to cut charitable funding to the Boy Scouts! UPS has shown its colors as faggot lovers and this man for one will not support their homosexual agenda by patronizing their services again.

I pray for the souls of those responsible for this heinous choice, yet I have little hope. I do, however, rejoice in the fact that our good scouts will no longer have the taint of homosexual sympathizer money near them. Praise the Lord!
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I have been in boy scouts all my life, hell i am an Eagle Scout and a leader now, and i will tell all of you that i do not believe that homosexuals should not be aloud to join they are people as much as we are, we all bleed red

And it is not that much of a christian organization ether, it is very pagan
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no replies lol because you know i am right i guess
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I have been in boy scouts all my life, hell i am an Eagle Scout and a leader now
Oh, just great, another scoutmaster who joined up to molest the boys.

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I do think they should get rid of all of the American Indian rituals, but it's hard, because the Mormons run the Boy Scouts and they think that the Indians are a lost tribe of Jews. If the Mormons would only read the Bible instead of the Book of Mormon, they'd see how evil the Jews are and that would put an end to that nonsense.
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I think all hope for any "Christian value based" scout organization is fleeting at best.

British Scouts Consider Change To Let Atheists In




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Leave it to the damned rotten mouthed tea bag squeezing Brits

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