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Old 11-14-2012, 10:49 PM
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You may have god, but you will never see your family again will you? You converted to Jebusness after they all died, so they must have all gone to hell.
Damn dude, sucks to be you right now.
Yes. After my family was taken from me I realised that my life, up to that stage, had been totally without directon. After the "incident" I came to believe that things happen according to God's will.

No it does not suck to be be me right now. I am content that through my sacrifice that my family now sit at the feet of Jesus and are looking down at me waiting for the day that I come Home to them
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It is just here to sound off about why it hates Jesus.

Romans 1:20-24 For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:
Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened.
Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,
And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.
Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:
Here we see that it is a foul pervert denying God's wonders that are written in its black heart. Come soon, Jesus, so these hideous monsters can go straight to the fire as we join Jesus.
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It is just here to sound off about why it hates Jesus.
Romans 1:20-24 For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:
Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened.
Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,
And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.
Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:
Here we see that it is a foul pervert denying God's wonders that are written in its black heart. Come soon, Jesus, so these hideous monsters can go straight to the fire as we join Jesus.
Thank you for these comforting words. I now see that there is no point in trying to debate belief with shysters like this. I thought I would give it a try and failed
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Thank you for these comforting words. I now see that there is no point in trying to debate belief with shysters like this. I thought I would give it a try and failed
Oh, I have never been called a "shyster" before, how amusing!
The biggest problem you have trying to debate with me is belief. you may or may not hold the belief that Jesus is going to save you.
I do not believe in anything, I accept facts once I have summed up all of the evidence, pro and con.
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Hello, hello and good day to you all.
I have to be honest, you are all going to hate me; in every way possible. I'm an Agnostic Atheist; to explain my (lack of) spiritual believe I would say this: "It is impossible to prove that a divine creator exists and I do not 'believe' anything without firm, cross referenceable evidence, thus I do not believe that there is a God"

Not only do not believe in a God, I enjoy many of the "Sins", I have engaged in fornication without sanctity. Taken drugs, eaten mouldy cheese and listened to some amazing music too.
I understand that this is not a political forum, but to pad out my unholy past I better also mention that I am a Marxist.

To be honest I found this site by accident, while searching for a song by the 'most awesome' band Argent, I stumbled into a thread condemning Rock and Roll for being the music of the Devil, and it gave me quite the chuckle, so thank you for the laugh.
But then, a little over half way though, I read in someones signature a view that basically said "Women who are raped are sluts and deserve it."

That flipped a switch for me, I would have happily read the thread, called you all nutjobs in my head, and got on with my life.
But that sig changed everything, You people don't genuinely believe that disgusting filth do you?
Nice to meet you friend welcome to hell lol, I have read Marx's book and i like some of his pointers but i am deferentially not a capitalist
and yes it is sick but they do think it is true it is in the bible
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Old 11-15-2012, 01:14 AM
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Nice to meet you friend welcome to hell lol, I have read Marx's book and i like some of his pointers but i am deferentially not a capitalist
and yes it is sick but they do think it is true it is in the bible
Hello hello, First person not to fire 17 bible quotes at me, you must be an unwashed heathen too.
Since we may be spending the rest of eternity char-grilling in hell it's nice to get some pleasantries out of the way.
As for Marx, hey Communism isn't for everyone.
Why would middle class westerners want to give up everything they own for their government?
I guess that I like to think that if silly religion didn't get in the way, there would be more chance at a Utopian world. Then this idea of Heaven wouldn't need to be fed to people, because we would be living it.
I have no comment for the rape thing...it's just too disgusting to comprehend.
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Hello, hello and good day to you all.
I have to be honest, you are all going to hate me; in every way possible. I'm an Agnostic Atheist; to explain my (lack of) spiritual believe I would say this: "It is impossible to prove that a divine creator exists and I do not 'believe' anything without firm, cross referenceable evidence, thus I do not believe that there is a God"

Not only do not believe in a God, I enjoy many of the "Sins", I have engaged in fornication without sanctity. Taken drugs, eaten mouldy cheese and listened to some amazing music too.
I understand that this is not a political forum, but to pad out my unholy past I better also mention that I am a Marxist.

To be honest I found this site by accident, while searching for a song by the 'most awesome' band Argent, I stumbled into a thread condemning Rock and Roll for being the music of the Devil, and it gave me quite the chuckle, so thank you for the laugh.
But then, a little over half way though, I read in someones signature a view that basically said "Women who are raped are sluts and deserve it."

That flipped a switch for me, I would have happily read the thread, called you all nutjobs in my head, and got on with my life.
But that sig changed everything, You people don't genuinely believe that disgusting filth do you?
I understand the Marxist/atheist/God-hating part, but why eat moldy cheese??
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I understand the Marxist/atheist/God-hating part, but why eat moldy cheese??
Mixing dairy with meat, I thought the Old Testament went all Bat Guano over that?
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Hello hello, First person not to fire 17 bible quotes at me, you must be an unwashed heathen too.
Since we may be spending the rest of eternity char-grilling in hell it's nice to get some pleasantries out of the way.
As for Marx, hey Communism isn't for everyone.
Why would middle class westerners want to give up everything they own for their government?
I guess that I like to think that if silly religion didn't get in the way, there would be more chance at a Utopian world. Then this idea of Heaven wouldn't need to be fed to people, because we would be living it.
I have no comment for the rape thing...it's just too disgusting to comprehend.
Yes i am a very unwashed heathen i am a PAGAN and proud , and i agree with you those were the pointer i liked i think we need a Utopian society but with what people think Utopia means is very flawed =, the perfect society is impossible because we humans are the most flawed things on the planet
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Mixing dairy with meat, I thought the Old Testament went all Bat Guano over that?
Not only still here, but still no brighter than before. What do you think cheese is, Sherlock?

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Yes i am a very unwashed heathen i am a PAGAN and proud , and i agree with you those were the pointer i liked i think we need a Utopian society but with what people think Utopia means is very flawed =, the perfect society is impossible because we humans are the most flawed things on the planet
My understanding of Paganism you could write on a postage stamp. But if it makes you happy and does not hurt another person, Then awesome!
My Utopia comment was a little glib and off the cuff, I agree with you entirely that the idea of a perfect world would be unsustainable because unfortunately, humans always end up being selfish. Usually the more religious, the more selfish. Can anyone say Manifest Destiny?
But as the late and great John Lennon once said:
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I hope some day you'll join us
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Not only still here, but still no brighter than before. What do you think cheese is, Sherlock?
I know what cheese is, but do you know what mould is? The joke was that I sin by mixing dairy and meat. But if I have to explain the joke....
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My understanding of Paganism you could write on a postage stamp. But if it makes you happy and does not hurt another person, Then awesome!
My Utopia comment was a little glib and off the cuff, I agree with you entirely that the idea of a perfect world would be unsustainable because unfortunately, humans always end up being selfish. Usually the more religious, the more selfish. Can anyone say Manifest Destiny?
But as the late and great John Lennon once said:
You may say I'm a dreamer
but I'm not the only one
I hope some day you'll join us
And the world will live as one.
Thank you, and yes i hate the idea of Manifest Destiny, we were doing debates about it in history class but unfortinaly i was on the for side (the teacher picked the sides) and i love John Lennon lol
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For pity's sake, can a Pastor please step in and banish this lesbianism?

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For pity's sake, can a Pastor please step in and banish this lesbianism?

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Sorry do you still think I am a woman? Would pictures of my junk help? I don't mind, I'm not shy. Just don't touch your self too them ok? I think your megalomaniacal god has "issues" with stuff like that.
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Yeah same here i am also a guy, but i do not know why they think i or anyone elts are girls
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Yeah same here i am also a guy, but i do not know why they think i or anyone elts are girls
Oh you shouldn't have said that....now we are going to be accused of being gay!
Oh the shame! Having sex with a partner who has the perfect understanding of the pleasure points on ones body.
How terrible it must be to endlessly have orgasms all day long and not have to worry about kids/mess.
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Old 11-15-2012, 02:23 AM
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liveandlove is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.liveandlove is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.liveandlove is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.liveandlove is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.liveandlove is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
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Oh you shouldn't have said that....now we are going to be accused of being gay!
Oh the shame! Having sex with a partner who has the perfect understanding of the pleasure points on ones body.
How terrible it must be to endlessly have orgasms all day long and not have to worry about kids/mess.
Lmam so true
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Well Ladies, and Gentlemen.
It has been an absolute pleasure, from start to finish.
Alas I must retire for the night, to dream of sin. I'm sure I will be back soon enough.
Don't miss me too much ok?

Love and peace no matter what race, religion, sexual orientation and gender you are!

The Black Knight.
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