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Old 03-22-2012, 04:44 PM
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You do know, your version of the bible is purely man made and you are following values of an era past? It's this insolent dribble that is embarrassing. it's embarrassing to mankind, You tell people to burn in hell, Well guess where we will see you all. All of these things you proclaim evil, None of you even seem to have been out of your safety bubble you've never seen evil so you pick out petty things and call them a sin upon the lord, Yet rape and racism are okay. (Also, being man made... makes it the word of man.. not the lord)
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No True Christian™ has said rape and racism is okay. Neither is fluffy-bunny Christian wanna-be's. If you want to Praise Jesus' Holy Name and avoid eternity as Satan's play-thing, you'd best get to learning who Jesus really is. Hint - not the stinky, faggoty hippy people like to pretend He is.
Because a differing opinion than yours or any of the others here will have me damned? I think not i think you best learn whom Jesus really was (Because he's dead now..That's past tense) and draw your head out of the governments contained neo-christian bullshit.. and by the way the ™ at the end of the christian thing is horrible, i'm sure god likes to know it's been reserved for this kind of abomination on man kind.

I don't read your potty mouth deleted bible that's for sure, It's a guideline not a forced creed. There is no superiority of race or ethnic decent nor is there any reason for anyone to excluded due to those factors nor should they have to revoke those factors. As i've seen "Ex-negro" With a watermelon.. that's racist and apparently calling others "Coons" "Spics" and so forth is just peachy, It's racism dumbass. Seems alot of you are hypocrites. OH and while i'm at it the Jewish did not kill jesus(Whom was of middle eastern heritage)
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Because a differing opinion than yours or any of the others here will have me damned? I think not i think you best learn whom Jesus really was (Because he's dead now..That's past tense) and draw your head out of the governments contained neo-christian bullshit.. and by the way the ™ at the end of the christian thing is horrible, i'm sure god likes to know it's been reserved for this kind of abomination on man kind.

I don't read your potty mouth deleted bible that's for sure, It's a guideline not a forced creed. There is no superiority of race or ethnic decent nor is there any reason for anyone to excluded due to those factors nor should they have to revoke those factors. As i've seen "Ex-negro" With a watermelon.. that's racist and apparently calling others "Coons" "Spics" and so forth is just peachy, It's racism dumbass. Seems alot of you are hypocrites. OH and while i'm at it the Jewish did not kill jesus(Whom was of middle eastern heritage)
John 3:18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

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41The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; 42And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth. 43Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.
Right. It's not in any way enforced by God...
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Because a differing opinion than yours or any of the others here will have me damned?
No. You will be damned because you are a filthy, disgusting sinner and God will not tolerate such crap in Heaven where all is Holy. If you want to avoid this destination you have been born for, then your only hope is to confess Jesus as your LORD and Master (Romans 10:9) and get crackin' at obedience to God's Holy Will.
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As i said shitty bible, You use damnation as a fear tactic because you cannot explain things yourselves. It's laughable that you think this way and it's laughable that you take it in a literal stance, AS it was written and mass produced by man, Congratulations you've now become a mind slave to the government.
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As i said shitty bible, You use damnation as a fear tactic because you cannot explain things yourselves. It's laughable that you think this way and it's laughable that you take it in a literal stance, AS it was written and mass produced by man, Congratulations you've now become a mind slave to the government.
GOD uses damnation as a scare tactic! And rightly so. Hell is a real place and you deserve to go there for being a wretched sinner from the day you were born. It's what Hell is there for.

We're just warning you that if you aren't washed clean of sin in the blood of Christ you have no chance of going to Heaven. And for this you persecute us?

Well thanks anyway. We receive your hatred as a blessing.
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So, you see, there is nothing you can do to hurt us. God loves us and when we are sitting in Heaven with Him you will be able to see us rejoicing while you burn in agony.
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As i said shitty bible, You use damnation as a fear tactic because you cannot explain things yourselves. It's laughable that you think this way and it's laughable that you take it in a literal stance, AS it was written and mass produced by man, Congratulations you've now become a mind slave to the government.
I'm a mind body and soul slave to the government of all that is holy, congratulations, your flirting with eternal damnation.

KJV might have a thing or two about your laughter:

"If the scourge slay suddenly, he will laugh at the trial of the innocent." - Job 9:23

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So how do YOU find out about God?
I notice that Vygart hasn't responded to this question yet.

He's probably an atheist or a Satanist.

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You're an extremely racist person, That's the most offensive heap of garbage i have ever read in my life.. You should be ashamed that you shun your culture and spout racist words.
How is Miss Roberta "shunning her culture"? She's not Puerto Rican.

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It's not a matter of what color your skin is, Jesus was of middle eastern heritage due to the americas and such being unfounded at that time...
I'm pretty sure that the Americas were here, and inhabited, 2,000 years ago.

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Europe was the area "White" people came from AND southern africa,
Wait, white people came from southern Africa?

Could you please point to a reference for that? Because here I thought white people COLONIZED South Africa in the 1600s.

Do you often lick the windows on the bus on your way to "special" school?
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There is no such thing as a "Ex-negro" Unless you count mike jackson whom was an insult to either race.. Just like this was an insult to the way you were made and how god made you.. because obviously if you exist.. the color you are.. GOD LOVES YOU NO MATTER WHAT because he has made you that way, Or am i wrong?
Yes. You are wrong.

Becoming an ex-Negro isn't about skin color. It's about giving up Negrosity. Hip hop, and Jazz, and gang-raping white women, and doing drugs, and gangbanging, and all the rest of the Negro deathstyle.

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Apparently you need to re-examine that book you've pledged your life to and sold your soul to, Because it's pointing you in the wrong direction, Racism, bigotry, hatred, sexism, homophobia and generalization are not the values god would praise.
Then why does He say He does in His Book? Maybe YOU should examine the Bible and find out who God is, instead of making up a "god" in your mind who happens to agree with you on everything.
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This is so racist. It just procastrinates the myth that negroidal males have suppressed white men in ways that matter.

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I've a question I'd like to ask. With the reelection of "President" Obama, does this mean more negroes will become muslim, and if so, how can we minister to them if they are so ignorant?
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We will just have to bring more watermelons to the crack dens than we did before.
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I've a question I'd like to ask. With the reelection of "President" Obama, does this mean more negroes will become muslim, and if so, how can we minister to them if they are so ignorant?
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Statist...American_males Approximately 12%-13% of the American population is African-American, but they make up 40.1% of the almost 2.1 million male inmates in jail or prison (U.S. Department of Justice, 2009).
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http://www.radicalislam.org/threat/h...eat/us-prisons An unusually high number of convicts are being converted to Islam. In particular, African Americans in the prison system are converting at an alarming pace. According to estimates, up to 20 percent of prisoners in the U.S. are Muslims. This figure is approximately 20 times higher than the national Muslim population average
So that's where we can minister to the Darkies and they have to listen because there's nowhere to run!

So there is
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http://www.chron.com/news/houston-te...wo-1863238.php Bill Robinson's plan to build a Christian-based prison has failed four times, but his faith could be rewarded on his latest try.

Since 1986, when Texas officials declined to back his plan to house state prisoners in a Liberty County lockup, the former convict and longtime prison minister's Bible-backed proposal to rehabilitate the criminally inclined has been doomed by financing or political problems.

This time, Robinson's Corrections Concepts Inc. is hammering out the details with Tom Green County to build and operate a $35 million, 624-bed lockup in San Angelo, and he has the former chairman of the Texas Criminal Justice Board and a former Oklahoma warden on his side.

"People realize we have to try something different," said Tom Green County Commissioner Steve Floyd, who is part of a majority on the commission supporting Robinson. "You have President Bush and others out there proposing faith-based initiatives as something we should try."
You notice that Bill was talking when a Bush was in power - but this can be put to Congress, and I doubt that even Demoncrats would oppose this measure.
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So that's where we can minister to the Darkies and they have to listen because there's nowhere to run!
Brother, speaking as a former inmate prison visitor, it takes a pure heart and the courage of a mountain lion to brave these noisome institutions. Imagine yourself in a federal penitentiary, it's 106 degrees and humid as a crack whore's cooter. You are in a room full of nigras, and that's not just the prisoners, the guards are mostly coons also. The moist air is reeking with the sweat of incarcerated shines, and only your KJV stands between you and a mass gang bang of anal sodomy, where your ass will be pounded by a succession of crazed darkies, with names like Bubba and Peaches.

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Thank you for this opportunity.

I was wondering why Nigras who become Mooselimbs always join negrified groups like "Nation of Islam" but aren't typically seen amongst the swarthy towelhead Mooselimbs. Is this because even Mohammadeans can't stand nigras?
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Hi. How do I eat Jesus' flesh and drink Jesus' blood to have life? Thanks and God bless.

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