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Old 01-13-2010, 04:25 PM
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Why just copy and paste passages from the bible? Speak my man

There was another thread here about a daughter refusing to marry her rapist. I found it strange, but then thought rape was an acceptable way to get a wife?
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Why just copy and paste passages from the bible? Speak my man

There was another thread here about a daughter refusing to marry her rapist. I found it strange, but then thought rape was an acceptable way to get a wife?
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Why just copy and paste passages from the bible?
Because what GOD has to say is more important than what we have to say.
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There was another thread here about a daughter refusing to marry her rapist. I found it strange, but then thought rape was an acceptable way to get a wife?
I'm sorry if I mis interpreted
Yes, you misinterpreted. Rape is clearly unacceptable, that's why you have to pay a fine for doing it. I suppose you think that littering is an acceptable way of getting rid of rubbish and that going to an Episcopalian Church is an acceptable way of praying to God?
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littering is bad.

I'm confused. Another thread stated a member saw a rape taking place, and did nothing about it? Instead he took out his bible and started reading? How is that acceptable??
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littering is bad.

I'm confused. Another thread stated a member saw a rape taking place, and did nothing about it? Instead he took out his bible and started reading? How is that acceptable??
If you had bothered to read that thread, he tells you why.
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I'm confused. Another thread stated a member saw a rape taking place, and did nothing about it? Instead he took out his bible and started reading? How is that acceptable??
Way to contradict yourself, idiot. First you say he did nothing, then you say he took out the Bible and started reading - a very constructive and appropriate course of action, given the circumstances. That's like if I prayed for someone and you said I wasn't doing anything to help. Still, I'm glad that during your time on this site we have been able to teach you that littering and rape are bad. There's hope for you yet, son.
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I'm an atheist, but would be more then happy to take your daughter off your hands, especially as she's used to spending so much time on her knees, as she would be for me - but not praying i assure you.
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So you want an atheist to rape someone's daughter? You are not just stupid. You are also evil. You will burn in hell .
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So you want an atheist to rape someone's daughter? You are not just stupid. You are also evil. You will burn in hell .
See, you have told me that several times, and I have no fear in your words.
Because I do not believe in this spiteful, hateful, exclusive God you worship.

And no, I do not want to rape women. That's why I work for the Awareness of Sexual Assault. You have probably, by definition, raped your own wives in the past. If you can take it whenever you want it, then I'm sure there are times your wives do not want you, and therefore you took it without their consent.

I just thought it was funny because the man who posted the original "ad" for his daughter said she spends a lot of time on her knees. It's funny.
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Your disgusting sexual innuendo is what is offensive. I know that you're here to promote sodomy. It's not welcome.
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You have probably, by definition, raped your own wives in the past.
Wives? I only have 1 wife, thank you. And I never raped her. We love each other almost as much as we love Jesus. I don't know what they learned you at home and how your parents treated each other, but I do know you have a very very sick mind.

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I just thought it was funny because the man who posted the original "ad" for his daughter said she spends a lot of time on her knees. It's funny.
You think an atheist raping a Baptist child is funny? You are very very sick.
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My wife asked me to see if this where I might find a decent Godly man for our daughter? She takes after her mother, is a good girl, and spends much time on her knees.

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I find that she may not give up praying so easily as you might think. I pray at least ten to twenty times a day, I must give thanks for everything I get, and apologise contantly for all of my awful shortcomings. Besides, her parents would, of course, not give her to you. You're a heathen. Have fun in hell, because you're right, heaven does not exist- for heathens like yourself.
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Originally Posted by TanithTumultuous View Post
I find that she may not give up praying so easily as you might think. I pray at least ten to twenty times a day, I must give thanks for everything I get, and apologise contantly for all of my awful shortcomings. Besides, her parents would, of course, not give her to you. You're a heathen. Have fun in hell, because you're right, heaven does not exist- for heathens like yourself.
You dredged up an old thread for this?

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
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Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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