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Old 06-11-2012, 10:29 PM
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So you say
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Your point of view is medieval

Great, another retard who thinks "gay" is a race.
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Old 08-17-2012, 02:04 AM
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Bach composed, mainly, Sacred Music. His "ocean" of cantatas are well-known but even the rare times when he wrote secular music you can see how God inspired his hand. Try the Brandenburg concertos for preparing yourselves for pray or even a walk in a nice river at the afternoon.

I support these guys. The original instruments were more expensive than gold but it's profitable and i sell shows and TV rights as you can see in the up-right corner.

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Old 08-21-2012, 03:23 AM
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The Never Ending Song of Lve!




I'm pretty sure they are singing about JESUS - not the male lead singer singing to a 13 y/o girl.
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Old 08-21-2012, 07:33 AM
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I wanted to start a thread with our favorite True Christian™ music recommendations.
Greetings! I am mainly listing to good pure Christian Swedish musicians of late. Here are a few of my favorites:



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Tomas, they are all hippies! None of them bathe and they all shot the pot.
Why The Tommy Ferm's are all wearing skin tight gaywise clothing and prominently displaying their genitalia!
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Why The Tommy Ferm's are all wearing skin tight gaywise clothing and prominently displaying their genitalia!
But...........I was just thinking how handsome Pastor Zeke would look in the gold suit.

He is much too white and GODLY to have an offensive bulge the way those men do. Satan probably put it in their minds to stuff their pants.
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God Bless the USA and all it's Christian soldiers

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The Never Ending Song of Lve!
Beautiful song indeed and I’m sure that they’re singing about Jesus. However, shouldn’t a song named Never Ending Song of Love be somewhat longer than 3 minutes?
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Every year, I take a week of vacation from Landover University to supervise the preholiday clean up of my estate. Yesterday, one of my houseboys, I believe it was young Wesseley, was clearing out a room in the east wing, and he found a crate of my old long play record albums! I took this as a message from The Lord and I gathered all of the boys together around the hi-fi in the music room.

What a time we had! There is just something about good, wholesome Christian music that really gets the blood flowing! Time just flew by, and after a few hours of vigorous toe tapping and ministering, I set the boys back to the task at hand. Here are just a few of the wonderful LPs that the Lord inspired me to play for my houseboys!




















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Muse has some great songs.

Thoughts of a Dying Atheist http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seNrC4_5Xxs

Unnatural Selection http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL6jwxw9T3c
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