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Old 03-03-2013, 09:41 PM
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I learn something new every day on this enlightening forum. The posts above have inspired me to look up the differences between the Catholic and KJB versions, and I was able to confirm that KJB does include three books not included in the Catholic version. Thanks for your patience teaching helpless ignorants like me
Does that surprise you to learn the catholics add and delete Holy Scripture at will? They do that to lend false support to their sacramental rituals, and false-teachings. Ultimately, they'll do whatever it takes to dupe innocent souls into giving them money, and of course, access to their young boys. It really is a shame that their whole entire institution isn't rendered criminal, and their CEO locked up in prison for the rest of his miserable life.
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Does that surprise you to learn the catholics add and delete Holy Scripture at will? They do that to lend false support to their sacramental rituals, and false-teachings. Ultimately, they'll do whatever it takes to dupe innocent souls into giving them money, and of course, access to their young boys.
... And all of the above is just the tip of the iceberg of everything that is wrong with the Catholic church!!
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... And all of the above is just the tip of the iceberg of everything that is wrong with the Catholic church!!
We have a whole section on why catholics aren't Christian.

Basically how the catholic church got started is by putting christian names and trapings on Roman paganism.
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We have a whole section on why catholics aren't Christian.
I've seen it already, thanks.

Going back to the contents of the Bible. I have just discovered that those books that were not included in Catholic editions, only in KJV, have been since purged from the new versions of KJV as well! These three texts (1 Esdras, 2 Esdras, and Prayer of Manasses) were included in 1611 version of KJV in the Apocrypha section, which has been deleted from more recent editions of KJV! What a mess! Now I finally understand why the Landover Church insists on using the 1611 version and no other! You have great leaders!
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I've seen it already, thanks.

Going back to the contents of the Bible. I have just discovered that those books that were not included in Catholic editions, only in KJV, have been since purged from the new versions of KJV as well! These three texts (1 Esdras, 2 Esdras, and Prayer of Manasses) were included in 1611 version of KJV in the Apocrypha section, which has been deleted from more recent editions of KJV! What a mess! Now I finally understand why the Landover Church insists on using the 1611 version and no other! You have great leaders!
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The Devil's Bible was written by Satan through a monk in Czechoslovakia, who sold his soul to him. It was taken to Godless Sweden during a war, and has been there ever since. God Himself tried to burn it in 1697, but the Godless Swiss saved it by throwing it out of the window.

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The Devil's Bible was written by Satan through a monk in Czechoslovakia, who sold his soul to him. It was taken to Godless Sweden during a war, and has been there ever since. God Himself tried to burn it in 1697, but the Godless Swiss saved it by throwing it out of the window. It is kept at the National Library of Sweden and they protect it as an "amazing" historical object that you cant even touch, let alone burn it. I think that we should burn the Devil's Bible, just think of it, it would be the greatest book burning of all time. The Devil's Bible is the most evil and unholy book in the world and is most likely what Godless Sweden forms their society after. That its an old, unique, mysterious, gigantic and extremely heavy book with alot of mystery and history surrounding it does not change the fact that its a work of Satan. It has to be destroyed once and for all!
If infact this book is 'the work of the devil and must be burned' Why does it have pages that describe how to expel demons via "Conjuration" (to drive out demons before they took hold) Codex Gigas, page 290.."Conjuration cures for dangerous illnesses" preformed by a priest, standing over the sick disciple, makes signs of the cross, dares to address demons by 'name' calling out their latin titles. Bellows stories of Jesus, the angels and Disciples. He orders evil temptation to leave the afflicted servant of God. Praying for the damned to be redeemed. (The above paraphrased from the linked video) Yup, looks like the work of the 'devil' to me. He's a tricky one, telling 'us' how to defeat him. Please people, if you're going to call something 'the work of the devil' at least get your facts straight? I mean you link the video that says through that it seemed to be the work of a Monk trying to atone, but ofcourse it's got the word 'devil' in the title IT MUST BE EVIL! (rolls eyes) Anyway..as for 'Godless Sweden' seems strange for the 'King' at the time to get the Codex, and suddenly convert to Catholicism and head for Rome, yes this is surely the work of the devil. Ofcourse 'legend' says someone tossed it out a window, and we all know how legends are made. Though, there seems to be no 'burning' that the book should have *hrms* very interesting huh? For wisdom will come into your heart, and knowledge will be pleasant to your soul; discretion will watch over you, understanding will guard you, Proverbs 2:10-11
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If infact this book is 'the work of the devil and must be burned' Why does it have pages that describe how to expel demons via "Conjuration" (to drive out demons before they took hold) Codex Gigas, page 290.."Conjuration cures for dangerous illnesses" preformed by a priest, standing over the sick disciple, makes signs of the cross, dares to address demons by 'name' calling out their latin titles. Bellows stories of Jesus, the angels and Disciples. He orders evil temptation to leave the afflicted servant of God. Praying for the damned to be redeemed. (The above paraphrased from the linked video) Yup, looks like the work of the 'devil' to me. He's a tricky one, telling 'us' how to defeat him. Please people, if you're going to call something 'the work of the devil' at least get your facts straight? I mean you link the video that says through that it seemed to be the work of a Monk trying to atone, but ofcourse it's got the word 'devil' in the title IT MUST BE EVIL! (rolls eyes) Anyway..as for 'Godless Sweden' seems strange for the 'King' at the time to get the Codex, and suddenly convert to Catholicism and head for Rome, yes this is surely the work of the devil. Ofcourse 'legend' says someone tossed it out a window, and we all know how legends are made. Though, there seems to be no 'burning' that the book should have *hrms* very interesting huh? For wisdom will come into your heart, and knowledge will be pleasant to your soul; discretion will watch over you, understanding will guard you, Proverbs 2:10-11
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What PERVersion of the Bible are you using, friend? We use the KJV Bible here exclusively.

Aslo, please make your way to the Introduction Forum and tell us about yourself and your walk with Jesus. We want to get to know you!

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When wisdom entereth into thine heart, and knowledge is pleasant unto thy soul; Discretion shall preserve thee, understanding shall keep thee: As every bible is a PERVersion of the direct 'Word of God' does it really matter which one is quoted from? Each book has been touched by 'man' which is flawed by nature. Through those given flaws, the 'perfect word' is interrupted and translated into what the transcriber things the 'Word' means. So, thus no Bible is correct, and by nature all flawed.
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When wisdom entereth into thine heart, and knowledge is pleasant unto thy soul; Discretion shall preserve thee, understanding shall keep thee: As every bible is a PERVersion of the direct 'Word of God' does it really matter which one is quoted from? Each book has been touched by 'man' which is flawed by nature. Through those given flaws, the 'perfect word' is interrupted and translated into what the transcriber things the 'Word' means. So, thus no Bible is correct, and by nature all flawed.
As for the 'reporting for quoting the wrong bible' please do your own research on possible 'misquotes' as I DID quote from the King James, as per required. If the resource I used was mislabeled, that is no fault of mine, for I do not have a first printing (nor do I believe anyone else does) So, which version of the KJB is 'official'? As there are many authorized versions out there. (The above post was removed because I asked a question so I might better serve God. Strange that it would be removed....) As for my introduction post, it is being worked on. Considering this post was what brought me here in the first place, this was what I replied to first. Had I know I would be censored for asking questions so I would not make the same mistake twice, I might not have even bothered to help enlighten my followers in Christ.
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As for the 'reporting for quoting the wrong bible' please do your own research on possible 'misquotes' as I DID quote from the King James, as per required. If the resource I used was mislabeled, that is no fault of mine, for I do not have a first printing (nor do I believe anyone else does) So, which version of the KJB is 'official'? As there are many authorized versions out there. (The above post was removed because I asked a question so I might better serve God. Strange that it would be removed....) As for my introduction post, it is being worked on. Considering this post was what brought me here in the first place, this was what I replied to first. Had I know I would be censored for asking questions so I would not make the same mistake twice, I might not have even bothered to help enlighten my fellow followers in Christ.
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As for the 'reporting for quoting the wrong bible' please do your own research on possible 'misquotes' as I DID quote from the King James, as per required. If the resource I used was mislabeled, that is no fault of mine, for I do not have a first printing (nor do I believe anyone else does)
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Proverbs 2:10-11 (Original KJV Bible) When wisedome entreth into thine heart, and knowledge is pleasant vnto thy soule; Discretion shall preserue thee, vnderstanding shall keepe thee:

If you had bothered to check, you can buy a facsimile here.

http://www.greatsite.com/facsimile-r...ames-1611.html

In fact if you contact them, they may be able to find you an original from 1611. So don't be making up stories.


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Cambridge Authorized Version of course. I only know of one version of the KJV Bible that carries the word 'authorized'.

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Oh goodie, another paranoid atheist.


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