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I don't nornally reply to psychics, and the points you raise have all been covered by Mr Thurmond. You should read more, he talks good sense. However I will respond to one point:


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AtWhy don't you get on a plane and fly up, up, and up. See where you end up.
I have travelled in æroplanes and can assure you that they do NOT go up and up and up. If they did they would crash. Any pilot will tell you as much.

The firmament supporting the waters above is strong. God tells us so. Sometimes He opens more of the windows than usual and there is local flooding. Sometimes He only lets a single tiny cloud through, in response to prayer in times of drought, for example.

Jesus ascended up and up and up when He left the earth and so we know that He is now in Heaven. The Bible tells us that He is seated at God's Right Hand and the evidence of clouds confirms that a window had been opened for Him on that occasion.

Are you suggesting that Jesus was tortured to death in vain? What sort of deity would do that? Go to all the trouble of impregnating a virgin and teaching His Son to read (who then learned carpentry & fishing, hung out with prostitutes and men of ill repute and was criticised for that, befriended prostitutes, was arrested, beaten, mocked, nailed to a cross died and went to hell) •• even watching the lifelong suffering of a blind beggar to demonatrate His glory just to see Him crash into the sky and plummet stunned?

I don't think so Mr Astrologer. Jesus ascended in Glory and those who saw it were amazed. Thet would not be amazed if Jesus landed unconscious at their feet a few moments later, would they?

I'll take a few moments to post the scripture for that.
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Genesis 1:6-8
Job 37:18
I Kings 18:38-46
Acts 1:7-11
John 9:3
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I have travelled in æroplanes and can assure you that they do NOT go up and up and up. If they did they would crash. Any pilot will tell you as much.

The firmament supporting the waters above is strong. God tells us so. Sometimes He opens more of the windows than usual and there is local flooding. Sometimes He only lets a single tiny cloud through, in response to prayer in times of drought, for example.
No thats just not how it works:
Aeroplanes cant keep going up because the air is so thin and the pressure is extreme. And if God tells us so where's your proof? Clouds are weather and depend on many different things not just 'God' they dont come if a place is in drought and someone prays because the idea of prayer in christianity is corrupt.
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No thats just not how it works:
Aeroplanes cant keep going up because the air is so thin and the pressure is extreme. And if God tells us so where's your proof? Clouds are weather and depend on many different things not just 'God' they dont come if a place is in drought and someone prays because the idea of prayer in christianity is corrupt.
There are self proclaimed "christians" who do not follow God's Clear Commandments and obviously they and their ideas about prayer are corrupt. Their prayers are not answered. In times of drought they pray but nothing happens. We know this already.

If there are no windows of Heaven to open, where did Jesus go when He ascended? How did He get to Heaven? That's where He is now, and He got there by ascending into a cloud, which we already know indicates an open window for Him to pass through.

I have already posted God's evidence for this.

The point about æroplanes addressed a characteristically idiotic remark from PhDAstrophysic who was a mocking God-denier hanging around at one time, claiming knowledge but not demonstrating any when asked an actual question. In my post I pointed out that æroplanes cannot fly up and up and up (a recommended activity for some reason from the "astrophysic"). Then you responded with the rather vapid comment æroplanes cannot fly up and up and up. That's right. They can't.

I think that covers your main points.
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A proper calendar would have a nice clean 700-day year, so we all know when the Sabbath is - yet the calendar makers refuse to print any.


why don't you make one, i would buy it
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A proper calendar would have a nice clean 700-day year, so we all know when the Sabbath is - yet the calendar makers refuse to print any.


why don't you make one, i would buy it
Are you a Seventh Day Adventist? If so, your problem is not when the 7th day is but rather which is the 1st day (because that's where you start counting from). In your introductory thread remember to include the Gregorian and Julian calendars and Joshua's long day. You will also need to accommodate the 10 degrees of Hezekiah and decide how that affects your day count.

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Mr 1234. Could you please introduce yourself in the Introductions section of the forum. We'd like to know which church you attend, your favourite verse in the Bible and how you came to find the Lord Jesus.
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Ham demolishes Nye. He masterfully exposes the folly of evolutionary thinking. Thanks for reposting. I never get tired of watching it.
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How funny of you to say that you enjoy watching Ham "demolish" Nye when I got reported for posting this. "Unsaved Trash speaking nonsense" were the exact words used. So am I supposed to that literally or naturally?
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How funny of you to say that you enjoy watching Ham "demolish" Nye when I got reported for posting this. "Unsaved Trash speaking nonsense" were the exact words used. So am I supposed to that literally or naturally?
You got a warning for posting a link without any comment and without first introducing yourself, as forum rules dictate. But it is a good video.
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