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Old 04-23-2013, 01:34 PM
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So you're saying that this JesOS is currently running on a language called Christ++?
I've never heard of it, but again, there is a lot that we've never heard of.
Funny. I'm actually interested in how this OS works. If someone could provide a download link, it'll be great.
It's still ICT, though. You're still running on something that would never have existed if not for ICT, which would never have existed if God doesn't want it there.
BTW if I'm spouting the same sort of gibberish as the tutors there, then thank you for that compliment. At least I'm spouting the same sort of gibberish as world-renowned ICT professors.
Are you done with your rant now? Can we get back on topic?

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BTW if I'm spouting the same sort of gibberish as the tutors there, then thank you for that compliment. At least I'm spouting the same sort of gibberish as world-renowned ICT professors.
Not so fast. I learned a lot of stuff at university but nothing important, friend!

Never once in my Heathen Algorithms & Data Structures classes did they mention that God can search any string, traverse any tree and sort any list in O(1) constant time. They lauded human achievement above all else and had the sheer arrogance to say that "this is the best that can be done" whenever a human being reached their limits. Worse, computer scientists even attempt to "prove" (using flawed secular scientific methods) that no better solution to a problem can exist. The whole subject is thinly veiled blasphemy, I tell you. It's like they're sticking the collective middle finger up at God and saying "thanks, dude, we can take it from here!"

And don't even get me started on artificial intelligence! Sentient humanoid robots? Where do these God-mockers get off on trying to start their own private rapture?? As we speak, they're already trying to emulate the human brain in code! Neuroscience has "progressed" far enough to give us an idea - called "neural networks" - of how the brain learns and the heretics are now using this knowledge to teach robots. It's some seriously messed up stuff!

@Mr Creeser: I apologise, I only saw your post after posting mine! I'll say no more about it.
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Not so fast. I learned a lot of stuff at university but nothing important, friend!

Never once in my Heathen Algorithms & Data Structures classes did they mention that God can search any string, traverse any tree and sort any list in O(1) constant time. They lauded human achievement above all else and had the sheer arrogance to say that "this is the best that can be done" whenever a human being reached their limits. Worse, computer scientists even attempt to "prove" (using flawed secular scientific methods) that no better solution to a problem can exist. The whole subject is thinly veiled blasphemy, I tell you. It's like they're sticking the collective middle finger up at God and saying "thanks, dude, we can take it from here!"

And don't even get me started on artificial intelligence! Sentient humanoid robots? Where do these God-mockers get off on trying to start their own private rapture?? As we speak, they're already trying to emulate the human brain in code! Neuroscience has "progressed" far enough to give us an idea - called "neural networks" - of how the brain learns and the heretics are now using this knowledge to teach robots. It's some seriously messed up stuff!

@Mr Creeser: I apologise, I only saw your post after posting mine! I'll say no more about it.
That's just technology that scientists and computing enthusiasts like to meddle with. I really just don't care.
And yes, I think we should get back on topic. No more discussions on ICT or that stuff. Thank you all for your opinions.
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It's a very complicated process, and if you have really developed a fully fledged OS, then the person who 'made' it must have been an ICT genius, because programming is a complicated task, not to mention making a whole OS.
Perhaps so. What I know is he is a True Christian™ and close personal friend of Jesus. When God inspires wisdom, no man can thwart Him.

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You still don't know how computers work, do you? BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
I love how you try to sidestep the whole why you don't just have sex with and eat the dead person thing. I mean nobody is telling you it's wrong. Why do you atheists have sex with dead people and eat them? I can totally imagine you doing that, because our Lord Jesus is not there for you, telling you what to do.
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I love how you try to sidestep the whole why you don't just have sex with and eat the dead person thing. I mean nobody is telling you it's wrong. Why do you atheists have sex with dead people and eat them? I can totally imagine you doing that, because our Lord Jesus is not there for you, telling you what to do.
It's good to be back on topic.
No. We atheists have moral issues, along with dignity. We don't just randomly kill someone just to screw their carcasses. You don't see me stuck on an island with somebody else and nowhere to go, so I guess I can't really say anything on cannibalism.
I can totally imagine you imagine me screwing a corpse. The thought itself is hilarious!
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I thought as much. The depravity of atheists is vile. The fact it even crosses your mind means that no dead body is safe in your presence. The lust will overcome you, I'm sure.
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No. We atheists have moral issues, along with dignity. We don't just randomly kill someone just to screw their carcasses. You don't see me stuck on an island with somebody else and nowhere to go, so I guess I can't really say anything on cannibalism.
I can totally imagine you imagine me screwing a corpse. The thought itself is hilarious!
You're an atheist who hates God, yet you claim to attend a "Christian" school. I call shenanigans.
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I'm still surprised at the sheer amount of discrimination this forum has to offer.
I'm one of those 'hellbound atheists', and lets face it: I have a lot of friends, I have a family (my mother and my younger sister are Christians, but they love me a lot, as much as I love them), I'm happy etc.
While one of my beloved aunts has passed away, that time I was still a Christian, and everybody comforted me that she had went to heaven. I do not know her religion. However, based on my observations, when a loved one dies, atheists console each other by comforting each other, that death still comes whatever you do, that you do not have to be so unhappy because it's natural.
What I will say to comfort other people is that the energy that was once on the person who died has not disappeared. The dead once inherits that energy, kept if for a lifetime, then is dislodges and latches onto everybody. You still have part of your loved one's energy. Cherish it.
Well, that's what I'll be seeing myself saying. Dunno if I have the actual courage to do it since I'm still only 15.
What nonsense. When someone dies, True Christian™ research has shown that atheists will often spit upon the graves of their loves or kick over caskets at funerals, and sometimes even let out what amounts to a death chant during eulogies: "Turn back to dust, bitch!" or something awful like that said with a demonic stare towards those still living. They want us all to die. They relish the end to their sad, sorry lives and want others to have no hope as they have none.
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I love how you try to sidestep the whole why you don't just have sex with and eat the dead person thing. I mean nobody is telling you it's wrong. Why do you atheists have sex with dead people and eat them? I can totally imagine you doing that, because our Lord Jesus is not there for you, telling you what to do.
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I thought as much. The depravity of atheists is vile. The fact it even crosses your mind means that no dead body is safe in your presence. The lust will overcome you, I'm sure.
You brought the topic up. Not me. All you did was contradict yourself. Please try to actually understand my replies to what you posted.

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You're an atheist who hates God, yet you claim to attend a "Christian" school. I call shenanigans.
I actually claim God to be an entity that doesn't exist, so how can I hate something non-existent? Just my own opinions. No need to take it so seriously.
Attending a Christian school doesn't mean the students necessarily have to be Christian. In fact, it's Gospel week, and we had a speech at our school's auditorium. The speaker actually asked us (the non-religious part of the students) whether we wish to turn back to God. He did not force us in any way. Just a peaceful process, which I actually like. No hate being thrown around, no discrimination, just peace.
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What nonsense. When someone dies, True Christian™ research has shown that atheists will often spit upon the graves of their loves or kick over caskets at funerals, and sometimes even let out what amounts to a death chant during eulogies: "Turn back to dust, bitch!" or something awful like that said with a demonic stare towards those still living. They want us all to die. They relish the end to their sad, sorry lives and want others to have no hope as they have none.
What sort of 'True Christian™ research'?
In fact, if you look more closely at the world around you, you'll see that atheists actually mourn for the dead.
IF what you actually researched is really true, then I have no wish to hang around with those people. All they're doing are being assholes, and I don't like assholes. However, from what I've seen, we do not do such stuff at funerals. In fact, such kind of behaviour is intolerable, and such behaviour will guarantee the asshole being kicked from the funeral.
If you insist that my information is completely false, let me tell you that one of my aunts died four years ago. Most of us at her funeral were atheists. We were all mourning. A lot of us were crying. I've even seen a woman (probably a really close friend of hers) actually go into hysterics, screaming, almost fainting at the sight of her body. This just shows that we atheists have emotions. We do not mock our own dead. We do not show disrespect to our own dead. And most of all, we do not screw the dead. That much I guarantee.
However, I cannot guarantee that the atheists on your side of the world is peaceful. For all I know, they can just be stupid assholes being a danger to their society. Therefore, while I do not completely agree with you, I can assure you that not all atheists have such intolerable behaviour.
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What sort of 'True Christian™ research'?
In fact, if you look more closely at the world around you, you'll see that atheists actually mourn for the dead.
IF what you actually researched is really true, then I have no wish to hang around with those people. All they're doing are being assholes, and I don't like assholes. However, from what I've seen, we do not do such stuff at funerals. In fact, such kind of behaviour is intolerable, and such behaviour will guarantee the asshole being kicked from the funeral.
If you insist that my information is completely false, let me tell you that one of my aunts died four years ago. Most of us at her funeral were atheists. We were all mourning. A lot of us were crying. I've even seen a woman (probably a really close friend of hers) actually go into hysterics, screaming, almost fainting at the sight of her body. This just shows that we atheists have emotions. We do not mock our own dead. We do not show disrespect to our own dead. And most of all, we do not screw the dead. That much I guarantee.
However, I cannot guarantee that the atheists on your side of the world is peaceful. For all I know, they can just be stupid assholes being a danger to their society. Therefore, while I do not completely agree with you, I can assure you that not all atheists have such intolerable behaviour.
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It may look as if atheists mourn the dead but it is not true.

Anyone who has read Darwin or his high priest Dawkins knows that survival of the fittest means that atheists are in fact GLAD when people close to them to be sad.

They have one less person to stand in their way of doing what they need (up to and including murder, rape and even blasphemy ).

Your very own so called 'holy men' argue that atheists cannot feel love and this fits with the Bible.

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Here are some pictures of atheist funerals, please tell me if it looks like these people are grieving for a lost one?

Biden, Pelosi, Clinton and Obama at a funeral:


Typical atheist pallbearers looking not so dignified, respectful or decent:
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To find these two pics you must have entered "clowns at a funeral" in the ol' Google image search. I have to wonder exactly how many clowns are inside the coffin from this pic.
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I have to wonder exactly how many clowns are inside the coffin from this pic.
Not enough.
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You brought the topic up. Not me. All you did was contradict yourself. Please try to actually understand my replies to what you posted.
I notice you again sidestepped the denial of your desire to eat babies and your dead relatives by once again spitting in Jesus' loving face. I guess lying comes easy to someone without a moral compass.
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I notice you again sidestepped the denial of your desire to eat babies and your dead relatives by once again spitting in Jesus' loving face. I guess lying comes easy to someone without a moral compass.
So now you're finding a way to accuse me of wanting to eat babies and screw corpses.
Goodness! The surprise in this forum is endless isn't it!?
For your own information, I'm not a cannibal. If you want to insult atheists, don't insult me along with it. False accusations will not get you anywhere.
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Here are some pictures of atheist funerals, please tell me if it looks like these people are grieving for a lost one?

Biden, Pelosi, Clinton and Obama at a funeral:


Typical atheist pallbearers looking not so dignified, respectful or decent:
The first picture is not a funeral. It is probably a celebration of something that has happened.
The second picture is a joke, or is probably in actual tribute to a fellow worker at the circus. Who knows?
Check your sources.
Here in Hong Kong *bangs frying pan* CHING CHONG CHING CHONG *ahem*, we have morals. We are considerably more formal than the Americans on your side of the world, so I guess it's just my own lack of knowledge on the subject itself. I'm rather interested in American culture, though. I'll find out by myself.
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The first picture is not a funeral. It is probably a celebration of something that has happened.
The second picture is a joke, or is probably in actual tribute to a fellow worker at the circus.
The first picture obviously is a funeral, all attendees are dressed in black. The reason they are smiling is they are all Democratic Party atheists without feelings or the ability to grieve.

The second picture obviously is another atheist funeral. We know this because mocking death by denying it is a tenet of atheism.

These pictures document how godless atheists grieve over their dead, not at all.
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Here in Hong Kong *bangs frying pan* CHING CHONG CHING CHONG *ahem*, we have morals. We are considerably more formal than the Americans on your side of the world
Don't be silly. You chinamen are barbarians, and would still be running around with grass skirts if it weren't for the Godly influence of Christianity on your culture. Why, even with this Godly influence, your people still can't quite figure out how to act like humans. It takes much practice and teams of trainers, and even then most of you are like wild animals.


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