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Default Re: Greetings Fellow Members - 10-21-2014, 12:33 PM

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it's explained but was partially mistranslated in English so it can be confusing...
Because there's just no way an omnipotent God could prevent His words from being mistranslated after He had promised to preserve them.


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Default Re: Greetings Fellow Members - 11-16-2014, 04:17 AM

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Because there's just no way an omnipotent God could prevent His words from being mistranslated after He had promised to preserve them.
You may be unaware of some of the mistranslations in KJV, I can point to a few if it's of any interest
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You may be unaware of some of the mistranslations in KJV, I can point to a few if it's of any interest
That is the one true Bible, for all those that add to the Bible or take away from it, are going to burn in Hell! Do you really want to go there? I would read the KJV 1611 Bible and really pray over this one. You are using a fake Bible, while we use the real one and obey it, meaning we are headed to heaven. Repent, you currently-hellbound sinner!


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Default Re: Greetings Fellow Members - 11-16-2014, 09:39 PM

I am not using "a fake Bible", but it doesn't mean that I am ignorant of some of the imperfections in KJV. I mean it probably has more mistranslations in it than I know of, I am not the all knowing God. I just know of a few
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I am not using "a fake Bible", but it doesn't mean that I am ignorant of some of the imperfections in KJV. I mean it probably has more mistranslations in it than I know of, I am not the all knowing God. I just know of a few

Well the problem, is that you are a puny human. Just like me. However, there is one big difference. I am protected by Jesus as a Christian, Baptist woman, and you are unsaved. The thing is that you think you, the scientists, and linguists are right and know it all. But, they have an agenda promoting Satan's and not the Good Lord's will. Thus, they will lie and misinform you. God is perfect and He never made a mistake, and He loves us American, white, KJV-obeying-every-word, non-cherry-picking, Baptists. Thus, since we obey Him, who is never wrong, and He said the Bible is His Divine Instructions, we are right and you are wrong. Get off your high horse named Pride and get on your knees begging the Lord to forgive you.

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Default Re: Greetings Fellow Members - 11-16-2014, 10:14 PM

a moderator is telling me that it's against forum rules to discuss imperfections in KJV here, so I am not going to post any. If anyone has interest in this topic feel free to message me. I have about 7 or 8, would be interested to know of more. I didn't do exhaustive research into it, no doubt there is more than what I came across
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a moderator is telling me that it's against forum rules to discuss imperfections in KJV here, so I am not going to post any. If anyone has interest in this topic feel free to message me. I have about 7 or 8, would be interested to know of more. I didn't do exhaustive research into it, no doubt there is more than what I came across
Why anyone would think God is incapable of preserving His Word is mind boggling. Why anyone would worship a God they believed to be incapable of preserving His Word is pure foolishness.

Read Pastor Zeke's Spirit-Filled Sermon, Seven easy ways to tell the True Bible from the false ones for more information.


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a moderator is telling me that it's against forum rules to discuss imperfections in KJV here, so I am not going to post any.
Just as a matter of interest, does anyone believe this? Would an LBC forum moderator say such a thing?


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Default Re: Greetings Fellow Members - 11-16-2014, 10:30 PM

thanks sister, I am well familiar with KJV Only arguments. It's the best we have in English and I wouldn't use anything else. I am just not some extremist who loses his cool and only can see things in black-and-white. I'd be happy to share with Pastor Zeke or anyone interested in Bible manuscripts what I know about the shortcomings on KJV. No doubt the Catholic church did more damage to the Bible in the 19th century than pre-1611, that I wouldn't argue with
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Just as a matter of interest, does anyone believe this? Would an LBC forum moderator say such a thing?
well it goes something along the lines "speak with respect about the Holy Word of God if you wish to maintain your posting privileges."

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well it goes something along the lines "speak with respect about the Holy Word of God if you wish to maintain your posting privileges."
Well, that's really not at all the same thing as this:

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Default Re: Greetings Fellow Members - 11-16-2014, 11:57 PM

same thing, I just omitted slick wording

So you are saying that "the scientists, and linguists" have evidence against KJV, and you are just relying on your faith in God in defense of KJV. And that makes ME a blasphemer? Someone will sure read it and say, the KJV-only crowd is full of it. You are highly intellectual because you can't prove that KJV is superior to the modern versions and I am an idiot because I can. Yeah sure
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...You are highly intellectual because you won't prove that KJV is superior to the modern versions and I am an idiot...
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