[Zechariah Smyth]

Oh look, it posted a bunch of hippy-dippy nonsense without a single instance of supporting Scripture.

I'm shocked.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth

Oh look, it posted a bunch of hippy-dippy nonsense without a single instance of supporting Scripture.

I'm shocked.

But don't you see, Brother? "God" and "Jesus" are in this person's heart, so this person has a special insight, which "God" and "Jesus" have for whatever reason denied to the rest of us, as to what "God" and "Jesus" think. Never mind that this person's "God" and "Jesus" contradict God's Word or that other people have "God" and "Jesus" in their hearts and believe completely different things.

[IllegitimateDemon]

Originally Posted by Pastor Isaac Peters

Oh, good, it's another tolerant and non-judgmental liberal false Christian.

Ah, Plaster Issac Peters I bet you love hearing your self talk. I wonder if you know how irrelevant you are in the world. I hope it hurts getting rekt by an 18 y/o who is true to God and his beliefs.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Originally Posted by LegitimateDivinity

Ah, Plaster Issac Peters I bet you love hearing your self talk. I wonder if you know how irrelevant you are in the world. I hope it hurts getting rekt by an 18 y/o who is true to God and his beliefs.

Rekt? Good grief, it's a retard redditor.

[IllegitimateDemon]

Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth

Rekt? Good grief, it's a retard redditor.

Wow you sure do love to hide behind your computer and call people a retard. If you were sitting right in front of me I would clock you right in your piffleing jaw. Now does that make me a piffleing liberal? No. And thank you PastEERRR ISUCKCOCK Peters for putting God and Jesus in quotes, making it seem like God and Jesus are hypothetical. #YourLogic. Go ahead and give me fractions, give me a ban. Cause that's only proving to me that you're saying, "my opinion on how to worship God trumps everyone else's and piffle anyone who doesn't believe what I believe. They're going to hell." No, you my friend are going to hell. And if that wasn't clear enough that was to the prick that gave me the infractions.

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by LegitimateDivinity

I guess I was born and raised praising Jesus.

Sweetie, I don't know if you've ever seen a human baby, but let me assure you: babies are not born praising Jesus, babies are born screaming, pooping, and peeing.

I read the KJV and I attend a Baptist Church Down the street from me.
And why would I need a Devil's Trap?
I hunt them. Trap them and send them back to hell.

You say you read the KJV. Please support the underlined statements with relevant Scripture.

While you are at home safe with the company of your family. People like me keep the evil from taking you.

No need, hon - God is my shepherd and He takes care of me (Psalm 23).

My name also doesn't describe me as a god complex. It means that I legitimately believe in the divine, God, and Jesus. That it should be preached everywhere. In schools, on television.

If you add "and also on the internet," then I'll agree with you!

Oh and I was saved 10 years ago.

Didn't you just say in the same post, that you were born and raised praising Jesus?

Well, sweetie, if you knew the Bible as well as you claim, you would have known that God doesn't like liars (evidence).

Originally Posted by LegitimateDivinity

God and Jesus are in my heart and the very core of my soul. I don't have to read a bible or sit and listen to Rev. Preach about the bible.

Oh, dear. If you don't read the Bible, then how can you know anything about God and His will?

Originally Posted by LegitimateDivinity

The fact that you are judging me right now saying that I am Hell - bound already defeats your point. You have no right to judge me or how I want to worship God. ONLY GOD has the power to judge.

Oh, sweetie, you can do whatever you want, and throw all the temper tantrums you wish, but the fat is: if you don't follow the Bible then you don't follow God's Will. Which means that you are on your way to Hell. It's not judging, it's a simple observation.

And yes I do push for women equality. I was not insulting you I was insulting the men on this forum. If you're respected in your household by your husband great. But let me challenge you real quickly. Tell your husband you want to get a job in construction or something that a male would more than likely do and you'll get punched right in your fragile face. That my fair lady is inequality. [We as Christians who worship God and Jesus are supposed to treat everyone of race, religion and sex equally.

Wrong.

Originally Posted by LegitimateDivinity

Wow you sure do love to hide behind your computer and call people a retard. If you were sitting right in front of me I would clock you right in your piffleing jaw.

Oh, another internet tough guy! Aww...!

[IllegitimateDemon]

Originally Posted by Basilissa

Sweetie, I don't know if you've ever seen a human baby, but let me assure you: babies are not born praising Jesus, babies are born screaming, pooping, and peeing.

You say you read the KJV. Please support the underlined statements with relevant Scripture.

No need, hon - God is my shepherd and He takes care of me (Psalm 23).



If you add "and also on the internet," then I'll agree with you!

Didn't you just say in the same post, that you were born and raised praising Jesus?

Well, sweetie, if you knew the Bible as well as you claim, you would have known that God doesn't like liars (evidence).



Oh, dear. If you don't read the Bible, then how can you know anything about God and His will?



Oh, sweetie, you can do whatever you want, and throw all the temper tantrums you wish, but the fat is: if you don't follow the Bible then you don't follow God's Will. Which means that you are on your way to Hell. It's not judging, it's a simple observation.

Wrong.



Oh, another internet tough guy! Aww...!

Yet another un saved piece of garbage. No I don't have to read the bible. I've read enough of the bible and have the knowhow to follow the ten commandments to figure shit out. God and Jesus exists within me my morals come from the bible and I don't have to sit in a church and listen to people tell me what to believe. Please post more earlier. Your poor placed timing isn't enough to sway my belief. And besides this whole argument is because these dick holes decided to start shit with me. So #yourlogic. Don't say shit like you know me over the internet calling me "Another internet Tough guy." I wish you knew me in real life you ignorant twat.

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by LegitimateDivinity

Yet another un saved piece of garbage.

Thank you for your unjust persecution, sweetie (Matthew 5:10-12).

No I don't have to read the bible. I've read enough of the bible and have the knowhow to follow the ten commandments to figure shit out.

Um, newsflash: there aren't just 10 Commandments in the Bible. There are over 600 of them. Jesus wants us to follow all of them (James 2:10).

God and Jesus exists within me

Are you saying that God and Jesus are your imaginary friends?!

my morals come from the bible

Oh, so you're ready now to go and slay God's enemies (Luke 19:27)? Good job! Don't forget to rip pregnant women's bellies open (Hosea 13:16)!

and I don't have to sit in a church and listen to people tell me what to believe.

Of course not! You should, however read the Bible - our only source of knowledge about God, His Nature, and His Will!

Please post more earlier. Your poor placed timing isn't enough to sway my belief.

Huh? I don't do time travel, dear.

And besides this whole argument is because these dick holes decided to start shit with me. So #yourlogic. Don't say shit like you know me over the internet calling me "Another internet Tough guy." I wish you knew me in real life you ignorant twat.

Oh dear. Do you have your anxiety medication with you? You should take some right now, you seem a bit too agitated to be able to have a rational conversation with an adult.

[Oliver Brendan Hayve]

Originally Posted by LegitimateDivinity

And thank you PastEERRR ISUCKCOCK Peters for putting God and Jesus in quotes, making it seem like God and Jesus are hypothetical. #YourLogic.

Whoosh! By the way, do the God and Jesus who live in your heart ever disagree with whatever you wanted to believe anyway?

Cause that's only proving to me that you're saying, "my opinion on how to worship God trumps everyone else's and piffle anyone who doesn't believe what I believe. They're going to hell." No, you my friend are going to hell.

The irony, it burns!

[Jim Farmer]

Originally Posted by LegitimateDivinity

Wow you sure do love to hide behind your computer and call people a retard. If you were sitting right in front of me I would clock you right in your piffleing jaw. Now does that make me a piffleing liberal? No. And thank you PastEERRR ISUCKCOCK Peters for putting God and Jesus in quotes, making it seem like God and Jesus are hypothetical. #YourLogic. Go ahead and give me fractions, give me a ban. Cause that's only proving to me that you're saying, "my opinion on how to worship God trumps everyone else's and piffle anyone who doesn't believe what I believe. They're going to hell." No, you my friend are going to hell. And if that wasn't clear enough that was to the prick that gave me the infractions.

I think you're angry my friend! What does the Lord say about your post?
Colossians 3:8 But now ye also put off all these; anger, wrath, malice, blasphemy, filthy communication out of your mouth.
Anger - check
Wrath - check
Malice - check
Blasphemy - check
Filthy communication - check.

Get rid of that out of your mouth - the Lord commands it.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Originally Posted by IllegitimateDemon

The fact that you are judging me right now saying that I am Hell - bound already defeats your point. You have no right to judge me or how I want to worship God. ONLY GOD has the power to judge. And yes I do push for women equality. I was not insulting you I was insulting the men on this forum. If you're respected in your household by your husband great. But let me challenge you real quickly. Tell your husband you want to get a job in construction or something that a male would more than likely do and you'll get punched right in your fragile face. That my fair lady is inequality. We as Christians who worship God and Jesus are supposed to treat everyone of race, religion and sex equally. If you don't abide by those rules I'm going to contradict my self here a little bit. You ARE HELL-BOUND!

Ok, first, I'm breaking this down sentence by sentence to show you why I am right (because I'm backed by the Bible) and you are wrong. "And have no fellowship with the unfruitful works of darkness, but rather reprove [them]." Ephesians 5:11

1. What point do you think I'm trying to make? I am just telling you that you are hell-bound. You do not obey the Bible see the part about disrespecting the body and mouth the Lord gave you. "For ye are bought with a price: therefore glorify God in your body, and in your spirit, which are God's." 1 Corinthians 6:20 Also if you disobey one part of the Bible, you might as well be disrespecting all of it, because that one sin makes you a sinner, and sinners are hell-bound without repentance. "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all." James 2:10
2. As for the fact that I cannot judge you. Well first, you too are judging me, so you are saying that you have no right to be judging me in such a rude manner. But you see, Christians need to judge others to help them be Saved! "And he said unto them, Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature." Mark 16:15 That means I need to know which ones to preach it to, and that is the Unsaved, so I must judge everyone to see if they are saved.
3. Correction, only God has the power to make the ultimate judgement. "For God shall bring every work into judgment, with every secret thing, whether it be good, or whether it be evil." Ecclesiastes 12:14 I can't make the final judgement as a puny human, but I have to judge people to help them get to the final judgement.
4. Women are not equal. "If your valuation is of the male from twenty years even to sixty years old, then your valuation shall be fifty shekels of silver, after the shekel of the sanctuary. 4'Or if it is a female, then your valuation shall be thirty shekels" Leviticus 27:3-4
5. Don't be insulting, the Bible does not condone that. "For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God." Ephesians 5:5
6. I'll take the challenge.
7. I told my husband that in the context of the situation, and he only gently told me that I am doing a good job of being a Christian woman.
8. He treats me like a lady, and a lady is subject to her husband. "Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord" Colossians 3:18
9. Are you even a real Christian??? I think not, see the above commentary.
10. Stop lying and contradicting. The Lord hates a liar. "A false witness shall not be unpunished, and [he that] speaketh lies shall perish." Proverbs 19:9
11. I am hell bound. Yes, at current I am, because I have not birthed a son. However, I am pregnant, and I'm praying for a son. So, since I obey all of the Bible, and that is the only thing I have yet to fulfill, once I do so, I am not hell-bound. Also, look at my awards here. They don't give them out without good reason and justification.

Yours in Christ whose very commands are in the Bible (go read it!!!)
A very happy MRS. Elizabeth Johsnon