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I am Christian -
04-14-2014, 12:14 PM
Hi I am Jayne Lacy I am a Christian American mother. I have three sons and a horrible atheist daughter named Katey(I disowned her when she was 4). My three Christian boys Michael, Joe and John. My favourite verse is from Genesis {1:26} And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth. I beat them at least every five minutes for good measure so don't worry if my time on here is in short burst. My atheist father was a horrible man who now looks after my good for nothing daughter. My love for God is greater than most. I have a great Christian husband who loves God like me. I never go to the same church 2x in a row so I can't list them all.
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Re: I am Christian -
04-14-2014, 12:26 PM
Hello Jayne!
Do you have your husband's permission to be posting here?
Yours in Christ,
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Re: I am Christian -
04-14-2014, 12:27 PM
Hmm, your style seems off. If you can beat a child every five minutes, every beating must not be very hard. You are going about it the wrong way. Beatings should be painful and long, a thing to remember, not a light pat every five minutes. And as for your daughter, why did you give up on her so easily? Did you sell her or did you dump her on the street?
Thinking of Abortion?
That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
Think of the children. Stop being a slut.
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Re: I am Christian -
04-14-2014, 12:37 PM
I have my Husband's permission and thank you for the great advice! I have considered it, so now I am gonna be painful and long to my children.
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04-14-2014, 12:49 PM
Oh I completely forgot, I did not give up on her easily it is what she said everyday to me and I chucked her out of the house on the streets but my idiot of a father picked her up and now she is at his place. This is what she said "Your a horrible mother, I hate everything to do with your God and will never love him or his holy word! I hate you and never want to see you in my life when I am a grown up!"
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Re: I am Christian -
04-14-2014, 01:01 PM
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Oh I completely forgot, I did not give up on her easily it is what she said everyday to me and I chucked her out of the house on the streets but my idiot of a father picked her up and now she is at his place. This is what she said "Your a horrible mother, I hate everything to do with your God and will never love him or his holy word! I hate you and never want to see you in my life when I am a grown up!"
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Meh, who cares. I don't want yahoos like your dad with me in Heaven for Eternity, and neither does Jesus.
(Psalms 2:4) "He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the Lord shall have them in derision."
YiC,
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Re: I am Christian -
04-14-2014, 01:09 PM
My father is a atheist so he is definitely not going to heaven with you.
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Re: I am Christian -
04-14-2014, 01:44 PM
Why would you beat them every 5 minutes? I would understand if you beat your daughter once in a while when she defies God but why your other three sons?
Anyway I guess it's not my job to raise your children but I hope that with the help of God you can treat them the way they are deserved to be treated.
I do feel this is a bit suspicious. Why would you make a thread about being christian? Are you trying to prove something to us?
It's not like we are suprised that people who come here are christians because we are ourself devoted to this religion as it is the right one.
Post in the introduction instead and maybe we can trust you a little bit more.
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Re: I am Christian -
04-14-2014, 01:53 PM
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I do feel this is a bit suspicious. Why would you make a thread about being christian? Are you trying to prove something to us?
It's not like we are suprised that people who come here are christians because we are ourself devoted to this religion as it is the right one.
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Who are you, who only joined this forum today, so talk about "we" and "us"? Look under your username - see what it says?
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Post in the introduction instead and maybe we can trust you a little bit more.
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This is the introduction forum!
Is there something wrong with you? Are you mentally deficient? What have you done to displease God?
Deuteronomy 28:28 The Lord shall smite thee with madness, and blindness, and astonishment of heart:
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2 Timothy 3:16
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
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Re: I am Christian -
04-14-2014, 02:24 PM
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Who are you, who only joined this forum today, so talk about "we" and "us"? Look under your username - see what it says?
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You are in no position to criticize other new users.
This is the introduction forum!
Is there something wrong with you? Are you mentally deficient? What have you done to displease God?
Deuteronomy 28:28 The Lord shall smite thee with madness, and blindness, and astonishment of heart:
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It's it quite the amusing thing that you quote from the Bible about blindness when you're (what it seems like) not agreeing about what I said. I did not say Flowerbloom was a troll or something but I did say it was suspicious. We can not be cautious enough is what Im trying to say.
Unsaved trash is a title new people get automatically and therefore it is impossible to change immediatly. Who are you to say I'm Unsaved trash? I'm pastor in my own church and only God can clarify what I am to Him.
Oh yes! I did not see this was the introduction section and that was my mistake only. Though, making a mistake like that will not lead to the Lord smiting me, my friend.
No offence taken and no harm given.
Best regards
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Re: I am Christian -
04-14-2014, 02:39 PM
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We can not be cautious enough is what Im trying to say.
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But we should not be cautious about you, it seems?
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Unsaved trash is a title new people get automatically and therefore it is impossible to change immediatly. Who are you to say I'm Unsaved trash?
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Do you have comprehension problems? I said nothing of the kind. I merely pointed out what it says under your username, and what it will continue to say until such time as the DoF is satisfied as to your credentials.
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I'm pastor in my own church.
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We have only your word for that.
However, we should not disrupt Flowerbloom's introductory thread, which is where we True Christians™ get to know new guests here.
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2 Timothy 3:16
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Re: I am Christian -
04-14-2014, 02:54 PM
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Unsaved trash is a title new people get automatically and therefore it is impossible to change immediatly. Who are you to say I'm Unsaved trash? I'm pastor in my own church and only God can clarify what I am to Him.
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Sweetie, calm down. You need to show a little bit more respect to a True Christian™ lady, especially when she is kindly pointing out to you the facts of life.
Please note the levels of the food chain order on this forum:
1. Men.
2. women.
3. Forum Members.
4. Rats.
5. Bed bugs.
6. Lint.
7. Unsaved Trash -------------> that includes you, sweetheart.
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Re: I am Christian -
04-14-2014, 03:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
Sweetie, calm down. You need to show a little bit more respect to a True Christian™ lady, especially when she is kindly pointing out to you the facts of life.
Please note the levels of the food chain order on this forum:
1. Men.
2. women.
3. Forum Members.
4. Rats.
5. Bed bugs.
6. Lint.
7. Unsaved Trash -------------> that includes you, sweetheart.
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Ah yes, that's very mature. The problem is though that I might have the overtake when it comes to rats (they live in the walls dying of cold), bed bugs (you mean those that suffocate of light underneath me as I sleep?), lint (that is a very random thing to say indeed, are you sure you're not inflicted by demons?)
Are you sure you mean food chain? I mean, those things do definetly not eat me and I do not eat those things.
Oh, by the way, I can smell your fake behaviour, sarcasm and irony from all the way over here.
I did actually say it was not my job to raise her children, didn't I?
Sweetie.
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Re: I am Christian -
04-14-2014, 03:17 PM
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Ah yes, that's very mature. The problem is though that I might have the overtake when it comes to rats (they live in the walls dying of cold), bed bugs (you mean those that suffocate of light underneath me as I sleep?), lint (that is a very random thing to say indeed, are you sure you're not inflicted by demons?)
Are you sure you mean food chain? I mean, those things do definetly not eat me and I do not eat those things.
Oh, by the way, I can smell your fake behaviour, sarcasm and irony from all the way over here.
I did actually say it was not my job to raise her children, didn't I?
Sweetie.
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Dear confused soul:
I feel offended by your unkind remarks. I do not understand why are you accusing me of sarcasm and fake behavior. However, I do forgive you; I'm pretty sure that in that third world country you live in they don't teach you good manners, otherwise, well, you wouldn't be a third world country. (About the food chain thing, why don't you look up the word "metaphor" in the dictionary).
I will pray for your soul, "pastor."
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Re: I am Christian -
04-14-2014, 03:28 PM
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Dear confused soul:
I feel offended by your unkind remarks. I do not understand why are you accusing me of sarcasm and fake behavior. However, I do forgive you; I'm pretty sure that in that third world country you live in they don't teach you good manners, otherwise, well, you wouldn't be a third world country. (About the food chain thing, why don't you look up the word "metaphor" in the dictionary).
I will pray for your soul, "pastor."
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How well does it work to play innocent now?
If you really were a true christian you would not accuse others of being a lost souls. You throw it out like you were God Himself.
The fact that you use arguments against me telling me where I am on the chain and in the end saying sweetie is quite the wrong thing to do. Either you're disliking me or you use words like sweetie.
Doing those things at the same time is just awkward.
I can also feel offended by things you've said but I don't think we have to waste time telling eachother that.
I will pray for your soul "true" christian.
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Re: I am Christian -
04-14-2014, 03:45 PM
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How well does it work to play innocent now?
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Aww, somebody is having a temper tantrum! How cute! So, how old are you really, honey? Almost fifteen?
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If you really were a true christian you would not accuse others of being a lost souls. You throw it out like you were God Himself.
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I'm a True Christian™. True Christians are Perfect!
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The fact that you use arguments against me telling me where I am on the chain and in the end saying sweetie is quite the wrong thing to do. Either you're disliking me or you use words like sweetie.
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I don't dislike you, sweetie. I hope that you will pass the DoF background check with flying colors, which will allow you to advance to the forum member status. However, you do need to learn how to behave properly, and I'm only trying to help you with that. You see, in your life, you will need to learn how to deal with constructive criticism, and how to use that criticism to improve your character.
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I will pray for your soul "true" christian.
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Oh, thank you sweetie, you're so awesome! However, God doesn't listen to prayers of false Christians and other sinners (John 9:31).
Anyway, I feel bad that we have hijacked Flowerbloom's introduction. She seems like a nice lady, I hope she will stick around!
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Re: I am Christian -
04-14-2014, 03:53 PM
Constructive criticism and mocking is not the same thing but I agree that we should leave this discussion behind us.
Sweetie.
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Re: I am Christian -
04-14-2014, 03:56 PM
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Ah yes, that's very mature. The problem is though that I might have the overtake when it comes to rats (they live in the walls dying of cold), bed bugs (you mean those that suffocate of light underneath me as I sleep?), lint (that is a very random thing to say indeed, are you sure you're not inflicted by demons?)
Are you sure you mean food chain? I mean, those things do definetly not eat me and I do not eat those things.
Oh, by the way, I can smell your fake behaviour, sarcasm and irony from all the way over here.
I did actually say it was not my job to raise her children, didn't I?
Sweetie.
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Pastor Zeke is very clear on how he feels about the unsaved speaking to his True Christian™ ! Know your place and know your betters!
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Re: I am Christian -
04-14-2014, 03:58 PM
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Constructive criticism and mocking is not the same thing but I agree that we should leave this discussion behind us.
Sweetie.
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What do you wish to gain, from beeing so rude to Sister Basilissa?
1 Thessalonians 5:3 For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape.
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Re: I am Christian -
04-14-2014, 03:59 PM
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Constructive criticism and mocking is not the same thing but I agree that we should leave this discussion behind us.
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Fantastic!!
And back to the proper subject of this thread,
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Originally Posted by Flowerbloom
Hi I am Jayne Lacy I am a Christian American mother. I have three sons and a horrible atheist daughter named Katey(I disowned her when she was 4). My three Christian boys Michael, Joe and John. My favourite verse is from Genesis {1:26} And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth. I beat them at least every five minutes for good measure so don't worry if my time on here is in short burst. My atheist father was a horrible man who now looks after my good for nothing daughter. My love for God is greater than most. I have a great Christian husband who loves God like me. I never go to the same church 2x in a row so I can't list them all.
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Hi Jayne!
Thank you for your thorough introduction! It is very refreshing to meet someone who actually reads and follows the instructions.
I look forward to reading more of your posts!
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Oh, and thank you so much, Sisters Tara Anne and Eva! You are always so kind!
Last edited by Basilissa; 04-14-2014 at 04:02 PM.
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