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Re: What's better, hot or cold for removing gay germs? -
04-11-2011, 05:42 PM
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Well Mr. Wazlib, when my Biblically divorced husband ran off with that she-male, I washed all of his clothes in 100% clorox. Talk about smelly! but there wasn't anything controversial about it -- I didn't want his stupidness to spread to my kids. Are you going to flame me now, because I did what needed to be done to keep my kids healthy?
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Re: What's better, hot or cold for removing gay germs? -
04-11-2011, 05:48 PM
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Well Mr. Wazlib, when my Biblically divorced husband ran off with that she-male, I washed all of his clothes in 100% clorox. Talk about smelly! but there wasn't anything controversial about it -- I didn't want his stupidness to spread to my kids. Are you going to flame me now, because I did what needed to be done to keep my kids healthy?
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No, I haven't flamed anyone here, and I don't plan to, as satisfying as it would be. Leaving you for anyone else was absolutely a terrible thing to do, no matter who he left you with, be it male, female, or somewhere in between, especially leaving you alone to raise your children. No one deserves that, unless they tortured their spouse or something.
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Re: What's better, hot or cold for removing gay germs? -
04-11-2011, 05:59 PM
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No, I haven't flamed anyone here, and I don't plan to, as satisfying as it would be. Leaving you for anyone else was absolutely a terrible thing to do, no matter who he left you with, be it male, female, or somewhere in between, especially leaving you alone to raise your children. No one deserves that, unless they tortured their spouse or something.
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I see you're the serious type. I'll bet you did good in school. Everyone I know who's like you is boring to be with and sort of makes you want to scream or choke yourself when they're around. Maybe you're different. Are you Christian?
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Re: What's better, hot or cold for removing gay germs? -
04-11-2011, 06:37 PM
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Sorry for double posting, but I only just noticed this post, and I evidently can't edit my own posts.
Since when are rainbows made up of three colors? Just because something has a rainbow doesn't automatically make it gay, especially when it isn't a rainbow at all. Besides, it was a joke. Explaining a joke always ruins it, but I guess I'll have to. In the early 90's or so, NBC broadcast public service announcements, clearing up common misconceptions, which ended with a thing saying "The More You Know".
And what I learned about AIDS I learned from research from unbiased sources, which seems to be more than you've done.
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I am so sorry, but if my eyes serves me right I see more than three colors, namely yellow, orange, red, purple, dark- and light blue and green. That is seven colors.
I don't understand that joke. Why would it be funny to put a picture showing a rainbow, a star and the text "The More You Know" on it, under a misinformative text? I don't see it.
I have been taught everything about AIDS from this forum, and I am still not sure if its okay to respond to you, since you might be a homer. (I don't want to get AIDS!)
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Proverbs 14:1
Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands.
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Re: What's better, hot or cold for removing gay germs? -
04-11-2011, 07:41 PM
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I am so sorry, but if my eyes serves me right I see more than three colors, namely yellow, orange, red, purple, dark- and light blue and green. That is seven colors.
I don't understand that joke. Why would it be funny to put a picture showing a rainbow, a star and the text "The More You Know" on it, under a misinformative text? I don't see it.
I have been taught everything about AIDS from this forum, and I am still not sure if its okay to respond to you, since you might be a homer. (I don't want to get AIDS!)
YIC,
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Okay, well, not a joke, joke wasn't the best word, more like a reference that apparently no one got.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3rhQc666Sg
Do you really think this forum is the best place to get an unbiased opinion about anything? You really need to open your mind a little more. No single source of information can be right about everything, whether it's a Christian source or not. And I really can't tell if you're joking about whether or not you think you could get AIDS from me over the internet, particularly considering I don't have it. It's hard to tell when people are joking over text.
And Teabagging Mom, I was raised Roman Catholic. Not sure what you'd make of that.
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Re: What's better, hot or cold for removing gay germs? -
04-11-2011, 07:59 PM
Why must you thrust Godless homers at us? You do know the Bible states it is wrong.
Lev.18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
Lev.20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
Rom.1:26-27 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: What's better, hot or cold for removing gay germs? -
04-11-2011, 08:40 PM
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Why must you thrust Godless homers at us? You do know the Bible states it is wrong.
Lev.18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
Lev.20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
Rom.1:26-27 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
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I would really appreciate it if you didn't put words into my mouth, thank you.
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Re: What's better, hot or cold for removing gay germs? -
05-03-2011, 03:09 AM
I'm fully aware that biology is a great evil because it speaks of the cursed cells that comprise us all, but in order to abominate all known bacteria and viruses, the appropriate temperature is 165 degrees Fahrenheit.
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Re: What's better, hot or cold for removing gay germs? -
05-03-2011, 03:55 AM
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I'm fully aware that biology is a great evil because it speaks of the cursed cells that comprise us all, but in order to abominate all known bacteria and viruses, the appropriate temperature is 165 degrees Fahrenheit.
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What about hyperthermophiles? Specifically Geogemma Barossi?
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19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.
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Re: What's better, hot or cold for removing gay germs? -
05-03-2011, 12:36 PM
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effluent
Swine vesicular disease
vesicular stomatitis
blue-tongue virus
Pseudorabies
fowl plague
swine vesicular disease (again! they seem to like this one - or is there a hidden agaeda?) and vesicular stomatitis virus (oooh! another fave rave in the AIDS LAB?) were irradiated in liquid animal feces
“The D10 values, that is, the doses required to reduce infectivity by 1 log10, were not apparently different from those expected from predictions based on other data and theoretical considerations. The existence of the viruses in pieces of tissue or in liquid feces made no difference in the efficacy of the gamma radiation for inactivating them. Under the "worst case" conditions (most protective for virus) simulated in this study, no infectious agents would survive 4.0 Mrads.”
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Re: What's better, hot or cold for removing gay germs? -
05-03-2011, 04:37 PM
extremophiles are generally harmless to humans.
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Re: What's better, hot or cold for removing gay germs? -
05-03-2011, 04:49 PM
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Or is there some even more effective way?
Hmm, I might need to describe the problem from the start.
As we all know, gays spread AIDS around for fun. I have always done my best to protect me and my family by keeping any homo at least baseball bat's length away from me. However, now I'm in bit of a stalemate with post office.
It all started some time ago when I called to post office to get confirmation that I am getting gay free service. Person on the other side of the phone line sounded bit funny when he told me that he is not sure, but he will check it out and contact me later.
After few months I begin to suspect that I was not to be contacted by this person again, so I made another call with more forceful approach. Again the first person I called did not know about that kind of service, but I got another number within the post office I could call to. After quite lengthy round of phone calls, I found out to my horror, that post office in my country does not have "No-homo" policy with their employees.
Ever since I have been pressuring the post office so they start to respect human rights of Christians by guaranteeing gay free mail for good people.
So now we get back to my dilemma. Until post office starts to respect their customers, I have to protect me and my family by cleaning my AIDS laced mail. So far I have used tweezers to remove mail from mailbox and put it in special container. The container I then have placed in very cold freezer for a week. After that I go through mail with dispensable latex gloves and burn envelopes and such right away.
This seems to do the trick (so far we have remained AIDS free), but weeks delay before you can read your mail is bit inconvenient, so I was wondering if I could speed up the process some how. I have been thinking about using oven to decontaminate the gay mail, but I'm not sure if the heat is high enough without paper catching fire.
Has anyone else had these kind problems and thus have more experience with the problem I'm facing?
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Ah yes, AIDs by mail, many of my friends have been infected with this (i think they were having sex with the mail man though, but i cant be sure which way they got infected).
I told them the error of their ways
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Re: What's better, hot or cold for removing gay germs? -
05-03-2011, 05:03 PM
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Ah yes, AIDs by mail, many of my friends have been infected with this (i think they were having sex with the mail man though, but i cant be sure which way they got infected).
I told them the error of their ways
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Why do you have many gay friends?
You must be filthy sodomite yourself.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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05-03-2011, 05:10 PM
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Why do you have many gay friends?
You must be filthy sodomite yourself.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Little did i know they were all "involved", having unthinkable relations with eachother.
I should have explained, they are no longer my friends. After i told them of their sin, i moved away from the diseased.
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Re: What's better, hot or cold for removing gay germs? -
05-03-2011, 05:24 PM
I would say hot to remove gay germs, turn up the heat and the devil you'll beat my grandmother Gladwys used to say.
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Re: What's better, hot or cold for removing gay germs? -
05-03-2011, 07:09 PM
I'd go with a mix of luke warm domestos and salt (don't drink too much though or it will make you poorly). Gay germs can't stand bleach.
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Re: What's better, hot or cold for removing gay germs? -
05-03-2011, 08:21 PM
My uncle Terence made a home made formula of three parts sawdust, one part holy water and never suffered from the bad AIDS at any point in his life.
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Re: What's better, hot or cold for removing gay germs? -
05-03-2011, 08:22 PM
Cold water is water in it's purest form..
So , I say Cold..
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Re: What's better, hot or cold for removing gay germs? -
05-03-2011, 08:32 PM
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I would say hot to remove gay germs, turn up the heat and the devil you'll beat my grandmother Gladwys used to say.
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Was you grandmother Gladys dyslexic?
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Re: What's better, hot or cold for removing gay germs? -
05-03-2011, 09:45 PM
There is no cure for being gay, be loud, be strong, be gay.
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