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Sign my petition urging Mitt Romney to get saved! -
10-08-2011, 06:31 AM
Friends, the talking heads in the media are saying it's a foregone conclusion that Mitt Romney will win the nomination and become the Republican party's presidential candidate.
I know the thought of having a Latter Day Saint president terrifies you just as much as it terrifies me, and the thought of having to choose between your faith and the GOP is surely tearing you apart.
Well friends, I believe that with prayer and perseverance, all things are possible. I believe that when you place your absolute faith in Jesus Christ, you get to have your cake and eat it to.
Therefore, I am asking every single one of you to sign the following petition and share it on Facebook, Twitter, and via e-mail with everybody you know:
Mitt Romney MUST accept Jesus and become a True Christian™
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The Petition
We the undersigned want to personally and sincerely urge Mitt Romney to accept Jesus Christ as his personal savior and get baptized by a real Baptist pastor before he is sworn in as the 45th president of the United States.
Romney's current religion is a false Christian cult, and condemned by the Bible (See 2 Corinthians 11:13-15, Matthew 7:15, and Exodus 20:3-6).
The consequence for Mr. Romney personally if he fails to accept Jesus is that he will spend eternity in Hell. The consequences for America if President Romney is not saved will be too numerous to list here, but will surely include increases in demonism, natural disasters, and economic turmoil.
Please Mr. Romney, for your sake, for your family's sake, and for your country's sake, renounce your magic underwear and clothe your loins only in God's love!
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God makes it very clear that He does not approve of bad leadership...
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Jeremiah 23:1-4
1Woe be unto the pastors that destroy and scatter the sheep of my pasture! saith the LORD.
2Therefore thus saith the LORD God of Israel against the pastors that feed my people; Ye have scattered my flock, and driven them away, and have not visited them: behold, I will visit upon you the evil of your doings, saith the LORD.
3And I will gather the remnant of my flock out of all countries whither I have driven them, and will bring them again to their folds; and they shall be fruitful and increase.
4And I will set up shepherds over them which shall feed them: and they shall fear no more, nor be dismayed, neither shall they be lacking, saith the LORD.
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...and I can think of no worse quality for a leader to have than to reject God.
Let's all sign this petition and let Mr. Romney know how much Jesus wants him on His team!
This photo says ask Mitt anything...
...so why not ask Mitt to accept Jesus Christ as his personal savior, repent for all the sin in his life, get baptized, and read the 1611 King James Bible from cover to cover?
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Re: Sign my petition urging Mitt Romney to get saved! -
10-08-2011, 09:54 AM
Amen, brother!
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Re: Sign my petition urging Mitt Romney to get saved! -
10-08-2011, 09:59 AM
Brother Enoch, I hope you will sign the petition soon!
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Re: Sign my petition urging Mitt Romney to get saved! -
10-08-2011, 10:08 AM
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Brother Enoch, I hope you will sign the petition soon!
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Signed. I just had to take a minute to compose myself (and get my wife to clean the puke off the walls) when I considered what it would mean to have two cultist presidents in a row.
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Re: Sign my petition urging Mitt Romney to get saved! -
10-08-2011, 10:29 AM
Thank you, Brother Enoch! Do you think it would be a good idea to instruct your wife to sign the petition as well, or might the presence of a woman's signature prevent people from taking the petition seriously?
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Re: Sign my petition urging Mitt Romney to get saved! -
10-08-2011, 12:00 PM
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Thank you, Brother Enoch! Do you think it would be a good idea to instruct your wife to sign the petition as well, or might the presence of a woman's signature prevent people from taking the petition seriously?
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Sadly, my wife is an Eskimo. Technology frightens and confuses her. When she touches the keyboard and the letter she typed appears on the screen she thinks a tiny demon transported it from her finger to the monitor. Plus, she's illiterate.
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Re: Sign my petition urging Mitt Romney to get saved! -
10-08-2011, 07:09 PM
Oh boy. Do you ever like to have a little fun with her by taking her picture and then telling her the camera has captured her soul?
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Re: Sign my petition urging Mitt Romney to get saved! -
10-09-2011, 10:29 AM
I've proudly signed the petition, FM.
You can always count on me for Godly support in ridding the world of heathens.
The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court
"Credo elvem etiam vivere"
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Re: Sign my petition urging Mitt Romney to get saved! -
10-09-2011, 10:54 AM
Thank you so much, Judge Tannor!
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Re: Sign my petition urging Mitt Romney to get saved! -
10-09-2011, 11:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Brother Enoch
Sadly, my wife is an Eskimo. Technology frightens and confuses her. When she touches the keyboard and the letter she typed appears on the screen she thinks a tiny demon transported it from her finger to the monitor. Plus, she's illiterate.
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Truly the superstition of savages is always surprising.
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Re: Sign my petition urging Mitt Romney to get saved! -
01-11-2012, 04:55 AM
Well friends, I heard on the radio that Mitt Romney won in New Hampshire today.
Now more than ever, it's crucial that we get this man to renounce Mormonism and become the Baptist God always wanted him to be.
Please, brothers and sisters, sign my petition, and urge everybody you know to sign it!
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Re: Sign my petition urging Mitt Romney to get saved! -
01-11-2012, 09:01 PM
I will do so right now!
Someone should post it on Tea Party Nation, don't you think?
Strange. I'd have thought Jo Feddie would have started a petition to get Mitt to worship spaghetti or something.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: Sign my petition urging Mitt Romney to get saved! -
01-11-2012, 09:37 PM
I'm signed on. Let's pray he accepts.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Sign my petition urging Mitt Romney to get saved! -
01-11-2012, 09:56 PM
Oven! Mitt! Romney!
(Eternal thanks to Rev. Rodimer for that!)
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Re: Sign my petition urging Mitt Romney to get saved! -
01-11-2012, 10:27 PM
Thank you, my friends!
Rev. Rodimer, I'm not familiar with Tea Party Nation, but if you happen to post it there, please provide a link so I can see what kind of lively discussion ensues!
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Re: Sign my petition urging Mitt Romney to get saved! -
01-12-2012, 02:14 AM
Frankly, he better do so if he expects to get my vote.
Can you imagine him as president and still being a mormon? If he ever gets his hands on those NASA rockets he will be sending all his relatives up to get their own planets.
On second thought, this might just be God's plan to rid the earth of the mormons once and for all.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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Re: Sign my petition urging Mitt Romney to get saved! -
01-12-2012, 02:35 AM
I was going to start another petition to convince Rick Santorum to renounce Catholicism, but I guess he's not going to be his party's nominee. He should still renounce Catholicism, though.
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Re: Sign my petition urging Mitt Romney to get saved! -
01-12-2012, 02:43 AM
Thank you Brother Faith Machine. I've signed the petition to save his soul.
But, more important, I sent him this.
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Mr. Romney,
Do you even understand the threat that gays represent to our freedoms, happiness, and the US Constitution? Richard Santorum gets it. I only hope that you will too, or at least choose this Godly man as your running mate.
Queers seek to undermine the very fabric of God's country. Days of sodomy and wicked filth are all they are concerned with. Homosexual intercourse precludes any rational thought.
Mitt, fags will destroy this nation with anal sex and hatred of the country.
Do you care at all?
In Christ
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Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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Re: Sign my petition urging Mitt Romney to get saved! -
01-12-2012, 03:00 AM
Brother Harold, those are truly moving words! How could Mitt not respond, unless he has a heart of stone?
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Re: Sign my petition urging Mitt Romney to get saved! -
08-28-2012, 11:02 AM
Signed and delivered, Brother Faith Machine.
I included a short, to the point, message informing him to put an end to his alien worship and get right with Jesus. Those magic underware will be discraded any day now.
Under an unction,
Rev. Edward Clement
Psalm 50:22 Now consider this, ye that forget God, lest I tear you in pieces, and there be none to deliver.
Deuteronomy32:35 To me belongeth vengeance and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste.
Jerimiah 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
Numbers 32:23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
Leviticus24:14 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
Ephesians5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God. 5:6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. 5:7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.
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