[Brother Harold Porter]

Originally Posted by KJV Lover

Cannabis possession and cultivation is unlawful throughout The Netherlands, but there is a policy of non-enforcement. One can buy small amounts of Cannabis in a Dutch Coffeeshop, but, because its possession is unlawful in The Netherlands, one may not take it into other European Union countries.

Thank you, but this is not a thread to discuss irresponsible Dutch scum. The intention here is to discuss the psychotropic danger of marijuana-induced faggotry and the subsequently inevitable rectal rape. Kindly stay on topic.

In Christ

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Proof positive.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Proof positive.

Thank you Pastor. Putrid filth, but it needs to be seen by those that would ingest the weed and then seek incestuous sodomy.

[bigchuckcripgang]

Originally Posted by Brother Harold Porter

Brothers,

Praise Christ that True Christians™ are never tempted by the Devil's weed!

The results are in from Landover University. A carefully controlled double blind study in which half of the 20 male participants smoked oregano and the other half cannibis, a Schedule I narcotic.

The prinicpal finding of the study is that ingestion of THC, in any amount, lowers your inhibitions and self control. Men normally adverse to immoral conduct threw their conscience out the window after a bong hit.

In short, 100 percent of the uninhibited men that were stoned engaged in either autofellatio or sodomy. All ten men regretted the experience the next day. Most are in counseling and being tested for AIDS and rectumosis. They universally agree that it was marijuana that lead to the depravity and would not have engaged in such filth if not under the influence.

Praise Jesus Christ for the War on Drugs!

so your telling me in college those few doobies you smoked you sucked a fat one right after i knew this church was full of homos landover baptist church repent!!!! I am your salvation!!!

[Unrepentant Pagan]

I have never been interested in men while stoned. Just so you know we are focused completely on corrupting your fine young men and women. Come to the dark side it is much more fun. Don't worry you can use the death bed conversion and still get into heaven. Have all the fornication and drugs you want, God will forgive you at the end.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Unrepentant Pagan

I have never been interested in men while stoned. Just so you know we are focused completely on corrupting your fine young men and women. Come to the dark side it is much more fun. Don't worry you can use the death bed conversion and still get into heaven. Have all the fornication and drugs you want, God will forgive you at the end.

Where does it say any of that in the Holy Bible, Miss Godmocker?

[slippery slither]

Originally Posted by Brother Harold Porter

Brothers,

Praise Christ that True Christians™ are never tempted by the Devil's weed!

The results are in from Landover University. A carefully controlled double blind study in which half of the 20 male participants smoked oregano and the other half cannibis, a Schedule I narcotic.

The prinicpal finding of the study is that ingestion of THC, in any amount, lowers your inhibitions and self control. Men normally adverse to immoral conduct threw their conscience out the window after a bong hit.

In short, 100 percent of the uninhibited men that were stoned engaged in either autofellatio or sodomy. All ten men regretted the experience the next day. Most are in counseling and being tested for AIDS and rectumosis. They universally agree that it was marijuana that lead to the depravity and would not have engaged in such filth if not under the influence.

Praise Jesus Christ for the War on Drugs!

spell check broken on your end? this is one of the biggest piles of crap i have ever read. do you know you would have to be some kinda circus freak to perform autofellatio or be hung like a dag gone mule. and it is spelled "through".

[Brother Harold Porter]

Originally Posted by slippery slither

spell check broken on your end? this is one of the biggest piles of crap i have ever read. do you know you would have to be some kinda circus freak to perform autofellatio or be hung like a dag gone mule. and it is spelled "through".

Wrong sissy.

Threw.

to propel or cast in any way, especially to project or propel from the hand by a sudden forward motion or straightening of the arm and wrist: to throw a ball.

Get saved or fry.

[dannylovesthebone]

wow just signed up to comment on this thread, maruijuana makes people gay?


where the heck do you guys come up with this outlandish stuff


id love to meet some of you lunatics and pick your brains, i smoke marijuana and i have 2 kids and a happy marriage.


stop spreading lies and deceit through the words of God, you should all be ashamed of yourselves

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by dannylovesgod

wow just signed up to comment on this thread, maruijuana makes people gay?


where the heck do you guys come up with this outlandish stuff


id love to meet some of you lunatics and pick your brains, i smoke marijuana and i have 2 kids and a happy marriage.


stop spreading lies and deceit through the words of God, you should all be ashamed of yourselves

Did you read the study? Smoke about three joints and you aren't going to stop another man from going down on you.

[dannylovesthebone]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

Did you read the study? Smoke about three joints and you aren't going to stop another man from going down on you.

you cant be serious.


wow.


you are really screwed in the head, what did your parents do to you?


i can only pray for your soul, cause its obvious you are bat shit crazy and so is the one doing the study, the only person going down on me when im stoned is my wife.


youre basically calling me a gay, and honestly, if i knew you, i would wipe the floor with your face.


you are unstable in the head and i cant really believe theres people like you on this earth

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by dannylovesgod

you cant be serious.


wow.


you are really screwed in the head, what did your parents do to you?


i can only pray for your soul, cause its obvious you are bat shit crazy and so is the one doing the study, the only person going down on me when im stoned is my wife.


youre basically calling me a gay, and honestly, if i knew you, i would wipe the floor with your face.

Spare me the the tough guy talk Nacy. I am a fully trained security specialists with black belts in three different martial arts. I would have you down on your knees handcuffed before your puggy stoner butt ever knew what hit it. I make my living getting old testament on Christian hatting punks like you.

You've been warned Susan, mess with the best you go down the rest.

[dannylovesthebone]

look here you psycopath who doesnt deserve to live on this earth, im a black belt is jiu jitsu and wang chung, i would break both of your skinny little arms if i came across you. i train 4 days out of the week, ive fought professionally, i dont know who the hell you think you are, but you are super crazy. you need a doctor ASAP you sissy weirdo.


go seek some professional help for real

[Brother Harold Porter]

Originally Posted by dannylovesgod

youre basically calling me a gay, and honestly, if i knew you, i would wipe the floor with your face.

This is very common in the fag. Repulsed with themselves after the fluids are exchanged and the endorphins have subsided, the filthy queer tries to compensate for the lack of testosterone in acting "tough", as if he was a normal male with any semblence of pride or dignity.

Nice try, pumpkin.

[dannylovesthebone]

Originally Posted by Brother Harold Porter

This is very common in the fag. Repulsed with themselves after the fluids are exchanged and the endorphins have subsided, the filthy queer tries to compensate for the lack of testosterone in acting "tough", as if he was a normal male with any semblence of pride or dignity.

Nice try, pumpkin.

wow. ive been going to church for 15 years and a devout Christian but i would trade it in for a healthy jail sentence for beating your face into the pavement

you should stick a gun in your mouth pull the trigger and call it a day.


theres something wrong with this board, either im being trolled, or you guys are dead serious about half the shit you say.


get some help ASAP

[Brother Harold Porter]

Originally Posted by dannylovesgod

wow. ive been going to church for 15 years and a devout Christian but i would trade it in for a healthy jail sentence for beating your face into the pavement

you should stick a gun in your mouth pull the trigger and call it a day.


theres something wrong with this board, either im being trolled, or you guys are dead serious about half the shit you say.


get some help ASAP

There's always that red "X" up in the corner if you aren't yet ready to repent of your narcotic addiction and homosexuality. We will always be here with the warm love of Jesus Christ, but you must take the first step in telling God you are sorry for the despicable abomination you have become.

I will pray for your corrupt soul.

In Jesus

[dannylovesthebone]

wow at calling me a homosexual

only on the internet and only by bat crazy jesus freaks.

makes sense, i hope someone runs you down on a busy roadway


it would do the world a favor.


you pifflein nuttcase

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by dannylovesgod

wow at calling me a homosexual

only on the internet and only by bat crazy jesus freaks.

makes sense, i hope someone runs you down on a busy roadway


it would do the world a favor.


you pifflein nuttcase

The only person who getting run down on the road is YOU when Jesus gives the nod for a sanctioned hit on your behind by one of His Godly Warrior Angels.

Could be soon faggot. Say your prayers and throw yourself on His unconditional love luzer.

[Rebuko the Clown]

Originally Posted by dannylovesthebone

look here you psycopath who doesnt deserve to live on this earth, im a black belt is jiu jitsu and wang chung, i would break both of your skinny little arms if i came across you. i train 4 days out of the week, ive fought professionally, i dont know who the hell you think you are, but you are super crazy. you need a doctor ASAP you sissy weirdo.

[Nobar King]

Thanks for verifying my hunch that all marijuana users are violent ticking time bombs.