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Default Sort of offending... - 09-26-2008, 02:38 AM

I happen to practice the Wiccan religion, and I happened to stumble upon this site here and I see violent upon violent threads about other religions; especially mine - Wiccan. I don't know what you people have against us for we have done nothing to you. The Wiccan/Pagan religion, if you need to know, is based on the beauty of nature. We believe in being guided by nature and we praise the Earth for it's gifts in which it brings to us. It's funny, how the people on this forum can feel threatened by the Wiccan religion and speak of violence about the matter. You would really kill a person because he or she is of different religion than you? Even if that person would be one of the kindest people in the World, just because he or she is of different religion than you are, you would resort to violence towards that person because it tells you to do so in a real book? I just registered on this forum to tell you that you disgust me, not the Christian religion, because I've met Christians who aren't such delusional crazies, but here; ugh. Get a life.


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Default Re: Sort of offending... - 09-26-2008, 03:06 AM

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I happen to practice the Wiccan religion, and I happened to stumble upon this site here and I see violent upon violent threads about other religions; especially mine - Wiccan. I don't know what you people have against us for we have done nothing to you. The Wiccan/Pagan religion, if you need to know, is based on the beauty of nature. We believe in being guided by nature and we praise the Earth for it's gifts in which it brings to us. It's funny, how the people on this forum can feel threatened by the Wiccan religion and speak of violence about the matter. You would really kill a person because he or she is of different religion than you? Even if that person would be one of the kindest people in the World, just because he or she is of different religion than you are, you would resort to violence towards that person because it tells you to do so in a real book? I just registered on this forum to tell you that you disgust me, not the Christian religion, because I've met Christians who aren't such delusional crazies, but here; ugh. Get a life.
We don't read a real book here, we read the Holy Word of God. I am getting tired of all these hippy witch wackjobs coming in here and trying to defend themselves.

We are threatened by it not because of the fear of Wiccans, but because of the fear of what that nonsense is doing to this great and Godly nation.

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I'm sure you are a nice person and all, Froggy, and if we didn't love you, we wouldn't tell you this, but you are destined for eternal torment in Hell if you don't give up your witchcraft and follow Jesus, amen. I am praying for you.

If you have people in your life who claim to be Christians, and they aren't warning you every day that you are in danger of Hell fire, then they are not your friends. They don't care about you, and they will laugh at you when they are in Heaven and you are being tortured in Hell.

But you are in luck, because you have come to the right place, my amphibian friend. We will clear your head of all these false beliefs you have, amen, and fill you full of righteousness. Will you give me just one small 'amen', Froggy? I think we can help you turn your life around and get you right with Jesus. What do you say?

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Default Re: Sort of offending... - 09-26-2008, 12:08 PM

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I happen to practice the Wiccan religion, and I happened to stumble upon this site here and I see violent upon violent threads about other religions; especially mine - Wiccan. I don't know what you people have against us for we have done nothing to you. The Wiccan/Pagan religion, if you need to know, is based on the beauty of nature. We believe in being guided by nature and we praise the Earth for it's gifts in which it brings to us. It's funny, how the people on this forum can feel threatened by the Wiccan religion and speak of violence about the matter. You would really kill a person because he or she is of different religion than you? Even if that person would be one of the kindest people in the World, just because he or she is of different religion than you are, you would resort to violence towards that person because it tells you to do so in a real book? I just registered on this forum to tell you that you disgust me, not the Christian religion, because I've met Christians who aren't such delusional crazies, but here; ugh. Get a life.
Out of curiousity and my reluctance(read laziness) to search and find out myself, how does one practice the Wiccan\Pagan religion.
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Default Re: Sort of offending... - 09-26-2008, 12:13 PM

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Out of curiousity and my reluctance(read laziness) to search and find out myself, how does one practice the Wiccan\Pagan religion.
Mostly they dance naked in the woods and sacrifice Christian babies to satan after drinking their blood.

Don't go there.


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Default Re: Sort of offending... - 09-26-2008, 03:04 PM

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Default Re: Sort of offending... - 09-26-2008, 08:23 PM

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Mostly they dance naked in the woods and sacrifice Christian babies to satan after drinking their blood.

Don't go there.
Right, it's what I'd expect from an oh so loving, and forgiving pastor of the Christian religion. It's very disturbing how delusional you are sir.

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Out of curiousity and my reluctance(read laziness) to search and find out myself, how does one practice the Wiccan\Pagan religion.
Mostly just practices of divination, meditation, rituals, what not. Mostly things to keep the mind at ease.

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I'm sure you are a nice person and all, Froggy, and if we didn't love you, we wouldn't tell you this, but you are destined for eternal torment in Hell if you don't give up your witchcraft and follow Jesus, amen. I am praying for you.
What's Hell? Is it a bad place? Hmm, doesn't seem so bad if I will be surrounded by my fellow Pagan brothers and sisters; I'd rather not be surrounded by racist, violent, intolerant, Christians like the people I see on this board. But then again, I do live in America, so I have the right to practice whatever religion I please, and I suppose the Founding Fathers of this nation will be burning there as well for giving the people of this great nation the right to do so. Sorry my friend, but I'll stay with the Wiccan/Pagan religion.

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It's offending to know that the Christian religion - a religion which is supposed to be filled with peace-loving and accepting persons, talks on a message board about showing violence towards others of a different religion than theirs, and only for that fact, not because the person is a bad person and is deservant of violent behavior towards them, but because he/she is of a different religion - it's sickening.

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We don't read a real book here, we read the Holy Word of God. I am getting tired of all these hippy witch wackjobs coming in here and trying to defend themselves.
Defend myself against what? I'm just expressing my disgust for your intolerant views of other people if they aren't indentical to yours.

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He's telling you to kill orphans who are learning to talk, because their first words weren't, "I love Jesus" or "Amen"

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Honestly, I'd be more afraid of delusional people, probably suffering from some kind of psychotic disorder, killing orphans for not saying, "Amen", showing violence towards people with different views than them, showing hatred towards everything and anything that isn't of their religion. Honestly, who's the real bad guys? I see on television people (like you) at soldiers funerals with picket signs with hatred marked all over them, I see people like you spreading more hate than love, even though you claim to be a loving and peaceful religion, I see people like you claiming things to be evil when they are overall, all in good fun. It's very depressing and I suggest you all get some kind of therapy or at least open up your mind a bit. Live your life how you would want to, let people live theirs how they want to, it's called inviduality, everyone is different. This World would be very bland if everyone were to be the same.

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Default Re: Sort of offending... - 09-27-2008, 04:39 PM

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If we're wrong, get out your King James Bible and show us where we're wrong.
I don't have to turn to a book to get my answers to everything and anything in life. Sorry man, but that was written by some guy who was probably as delusional as you are if not more. You people continually attack me only because I am of a different religion. You may practice what you like, and I may practice what I like. Only difference is, you don't accept people for who they are, that's not very Christian like.

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More speak of, God this, God that. Show me proof that your God exists, PLEASE. Oh shit, don't pull out the bible on me. Show me cold, hard, proof: ancient artifacts, old scriptures, anything. Oh wait, that's right, you don't have anything accept your bible. No wonder you guys are such a souless people, you have no free will, no free spirit; you live by a real book. It's extremely disturbing, that these pieces of paper could tell you to kill someone, only because he/she is of a different religion, and you would.


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2 Cor. 11:14: And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light.
Right, prove my point for me why don't you. Looks as if you will turn anything negative if you have the chance, again, only because it does not relate to the Christian religion, OH WAIT, the Christian religion pretty much stole from Pagan traditions, how evil does that make you guys?


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Default Re: Sort of offending... - 09-27-2008, 05:04 PM

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I don't have to turn to a book to get my answers to everything and anything in life. Sorry man, but that was written by some guy who was probably as delusional as you are if not more. You people continually attack me only because I am of a different religion. You may practice what you like, and I may practice what I like. Only difference is, you don't accept people for who they are, that's not very Christian like.
If we're not allowed to refer to the Bible, how are we to determine what's "Christian like"?


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Default Re: Sort of offending... - 09-27-2008, 05:08 PM

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If we're not allowed to refer to the Bible, how are we to determine what's "Christian like"?

Common sense is out the window then?
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Default Re: Sort of offending... - 09-27-2008, 05:14 PM

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If we're not allowed to refer to the Bible, how are we to determine what's "Christian like"?

So you try that hard to be, "Christian-like"? You don't just know the rules of your religion so for every move you make you need to quickly go back and check if you're not sinning? Sad; you better start studying I suppose.


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Default Re: Sort of offending... - 09-27-2008, 05:23 PM

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So you try that hard to be, "Christian-like"? You don't just know the rules of your religion so for every move you make you need to quickly go back and check if you're not sinning? Sad; you better start studying I suppose.
So in other words, neither of you can answer my question. Huge surprise there.


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Default Re: Sort of offending... - 09-27-2008, 05:31 PM

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So in other words, neither of you can answer my question. Huge surprise there.
I did... use you "god" given brain -.- I thought that was clear enough...
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Default Re: Sort of offending... - 09-27-2008, 05:32 PM

Thought the other guy made it pretty apparent.

Use your mind man, or has dependency on the bible altered your thought process?


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Default Re: Sort of offending... - 09-27-2008, 06:37 PM

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Thought the other guy made it pretty apparent.

Use your mind man, or has dependency on the bible altered your thought process?
Firstly, wicker has a book, written in the 1950s (so a lot of authority there! NOT!) secondly, you praise the earth for bringing forth fruits!!!??? You are deluded. The earth is going to do that whether or not you dance around naked stabbing babies - God created it in that way.

I don't believe you're wickers anyway, you know nothing about the superstitious rubbish that comprises wickerism.

As far as dependency on the bible, it's no wonder you're out of work if you insist on reading nothing, not even the instructions, to help with your minor skills.

The Bible is filled with common sense - you show me something in it that isn't!





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Default Re: Sort of offending... - 09-27-2008, 06:59 PM

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Firstly, wicker has a book, written in the 1950s (so a lot of authority there! NOT!) secondly, you praise the earth for bringing forth fruits!!!??? You are deluded. The earth is going to do that whether or not you dance around naked stabbing babies - God created it in that way.

I don't believe you're wickers anyway, you know nothing about the superstitious rubbish that comprises wickerism.

As far as dependency on the bible, it's no wonder you're out of work if you insist on reading nothing, not even the instructions, to help with your minor skills.

The Bible is filled with common sense - you show me something in it that isn't!
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Default Re: Sort of offending... - 09-27-2008, 06:59 PM

The Bible wasn't written by God directly, it was written by people influenced by Him. What if they got something wrong?
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