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Re: Heartbreak? On Easter? -
04-27-2014, 09:45 AM
Is she incontinent? Some women go like that after a few pregnancies. (Not I, I might add)
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Re: Heartbreak? On Easter? -
04-28-2014, 05:28 PM
Sorry for butting in but...
Do you think it could have been her time of the month? I know I get a tad... Moody at that time. I hope you didn't have any sexual relations with her, just in case.
Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.
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Re: Heartbreak? On Easter? -
04-28-2014, 05:35 PM
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Originally Posted by M. Mansfield, MD
Ladies,
My heart is warmed by your outpouring of concern. How special you must be to the men in your lives, and how pleased must God be to see your walk with Jesus demonstrated by your humility and thoughtfulness.
I am trusting in GOD that I will not have to divorce dear Jennifer, since she is, after all, repentant and growing stronger in the Lord every day. I allowed her to watch Benny Hinn this afternoon and we enjoyed lemonade with the boys afterward. (Except for Blake, who was in his room on that silly computer again, LOL)
May the Lord richly bless you,
Doc
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Well Praise the LORD! Good news, indeed! It appears as if your Christian Domestic Discipline is blessing your wife and thus your entire family.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Heartbreak? On Easter? -
05-10-2014, 10:02 PM
Brothers:
I discovered 27 issues of Ms. Magazine, a photo of Rachel Maddow, and travel brochures from Vermont in Jennifer's prayer closet last evening. She has refused to go to church, my neighbor has to cook meals for my sons and I, and I feel completely repulsed by what was once (I thought) a vibrant, loving woman. She cut her hair short using a photo of Ellen Degeneres as a guide. Is there now any hope for her, or have more devils entered her once cleansed soul?
Is this cause for a letter of divorcement? Where does my responsibility for her sin no longer keep me from heaven's portals? My sons are running around asking me why mommy looks like a man. My oldest has been so distant lately, and my youngest is oblivious but constantly clings to me.
I claim victory in Jesus name - and I ask for your continued prayers.
Doc
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Re: Heartbreak? On Easter? -
05-10-2014, 10:11 PM
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Originally Posted by M. Mansfield, MD
Brothers:
I discovered 27 issues of Ms. Magazine, a photo of Rachel Maddow, and travel brochures from Vermont in Jennifer's prayer closet last evening. She has refused to go to church, my neighbor has to cook meals for my sons and I, and I feel completely repulsed by what was once (I thought) a vibrant, loving woman. She cut her hair short using a photo of Ellen Degeneres as a guide. Is there now any hope for her, or have more devils entered her once cleansed soul?
Is this cause for a letter of divorcement? Where does my responsibility for her sin no longer keep me from heaven's portals? My sons are running around asking me why mommy looks like a man. My oldest has been so distant lately, and my youngest is oblivious but constantly clings to me.
I claim victory in Jesus name - and I ask for your continued prayers.
Doc
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Let's open our Bible and look for an answer.
Prov 20:30 The blueness of a wound cleanseth away evil: so do stripes the inward parts of the belly.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Heartbreak? On Easter? -
05-10-2014, 11:31 PM
You, and you alone are responsible for the abomination she has become. You failed in your matrimonial duties to her. You allowed yourself to be seduced by her feminine wiles. You thought she was perfect. When all the time what she needed was domestic discipline that you failed to exert.
Galatians 6:7 Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.
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Re: Heartbreak? On Easter? -
05-11-2014, 05:07 AM
It is as I feared! She is probably a witch. She had you so fixated on her, thinking she could do no wrong! Well, look now, the uppity feminazi whore is becomming a lesbien before your very eyes! Act fast. is carbolic acid available, or a good knife or your best punishment paddle? This calls for extreme measures. First, restrict her eating. Hunger will slow her sins down. Next, give her the worst beating of her life then force her to sleep in a cage outside. Keep dousing her with carbolic acid and keep giving her harsh beatings. The screams mean the demons are coming out of her.
Thinking of Abortion?
That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
Think of the children. Stop being a slut.
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